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The Steelers, Big Ben, And A New Sense of Place

Bumped. This is a decidedly engaging and worthwhile read so come back to it if you're short on time. It's quite lengthy, though not oppressibly or unnecessarily so. Many thanks to Fahey for taking the time to share. - Blitz-  

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As I have been a bit on the aggressive side in responding to negative attacks on Big Ben, I offer the following story of peace, football, and personal experience. It might grow rather long, and so I apologize if I monopolize your time. It also might offer some insight into my fervent defense of Ben.

My wife's uncle moved from Pittsburgh to Berkeley, California in the summer of 1974. He had been a fan of the Steelers since the days when fans of the Steelers were fans of the Pirates. That's not a baseball reference. He had waited and waited, watched the L's pile up, and maintained his support. When a work opportunity opened up for him on the other side of the country he packed his things and left his home; the team he had loved so much, and that had continuously let him down, then went on to win its first Super Bowl within months of his move, while he watched 3000 miles away from the city he never forgot. The Steelers went on to win three more rings before he had returned to Pittsburgh in the late 80s.

Star-divide

There are many years I could recount between then and now, but I'll fast forward to the Neil O'Donnell era, the era that gave many of us new hope. Most of us thought we had our field general; #14 however, gave Super Bowl 30 away. Absolutely gave it away. And in the process gave Dallas cornerback Larry Brown MVP honors, the first cornerback to ever receive said honors. And not the corner you'd expect to win it playing on a team with Deion Sanders.

I clearly remember the entire day: it was warmer than expected, and running many pregame errands (i.e. beer & snack runs) on every corner there was a group of people grilling or eating what had recently been grilled, holding "honk if you believe" signs ... each of which received numerous insufferable honks from yours truly. Neil was more than ‘good enough' I thought, and I was absolutely certain that Greene, Lloyd, Kirkland, and Woodson would stop any semblance of offense from Big D. Ultimately, Pittsburgh walked away from the game with 50-some more yards of offense than Dallas, had held Emmitt Smif to under 50 yards, had 10 more first downs than Dallas, and O'Donnell -who leading up to the game had the fewest interceptions per pass ratio- was not eventually franchised as expected, but through terrible play had earned his free agency where he signed a big deal with the Jets, and continued to fail meeting expectations.

He eventually ended up with the Bengals, but during a 3-13 1998 season (still better than their current season) tossed a 25-yard touchdown pass to beat the Steelers, and later in 1999 as McNair's backup in Tennessee filled in and beat the Steelers in week 17. He was always much better when throwing the ball to the players lined up opposite Pittsburgh. I've also heard rumor that Cowher contacted O'Donnell after Maddox went down, as Coach Chin wasn't quite ready to deal with a rookie Roethlisberger.

There's not much to say about Jim Miller and Mike Tomczak. They were there. Miller never played a full game. Tomczak occasionally stepped in as Kordell Stewart was inconsistent at best.

Mr. Kordell Stewart probably could have been one of the most dominant wide receivers or outside running backs the league had ever seen, but for whatever reason, perhaps due to his position in college, he was always listed as a QB. As said, inconsistent at best, though when Mike Mularkey was calling plays Stewart's game drastically improved. I honestly wonder how Stewart's career would've gone had the Steelers used him exclusively as a receiver, but maybe they learned their lesson with him and used those lessons to more effectively use Hines Ward. That said, Stewart followed the precedent set by O'Donnell: play a good enough season to get the team somewhere interesting, and then blow it on the national stage.

(To address rumors, etc. before they end up in the comment section, if Stewart is gay I only wish the league and the fans were open-minded enough that he and any and all other gay players could be open about who they are. It's a travesty that the active players in the NFL who are gay are forced by social conditions to keep the truth quiet. Rest assured, there are certainly a number of gay players who are active on team's rosters, but they're forced to live in secrecy because of the uneducated, the ignorant, and the prejudiced.)

And so Stewart is benched for old Tommy Maddox. UCLA star, journeyman backup, insurance salesman, Arena League hero, XFL pioneer and MVP, and finally the man to unseat Kordell's spot under center. After college Maddox did jack shit, despite all the hope and promise he had brought with him from his PAC-10 days. Pittsburgh gave him one good year ... or perhaps he gave Pittsburgh one good year. He showed the world that he had an arm, and gave us all another glimpse of success. Or he proved something to himself. Perhaps his one phenomenal season was nothing short of psychological peace for himself, to put his years of wandering and wondering to rest, to get the football out of his system in order to move on with his life. It was good in that it gave Pittsburgh what it needed to release Stewart; it was bad in that Maddox, after years and years of trying, has relegated himself to the one-shot wonder chapters of NFL history.

The Draft. I was never interested in Eli; I'm a lot like Blitz in that for some unexplainable reason I despise all things Manning. Most of us knew Colbert and Cowher were going to draft a quarterback, and after watching footage of the three frontrunners, I vastly preferred Roethlisberger over both Eli and Rivers. I thought, however, that he would sit a year and learn under Maddox before taking the reigns. I did callously remark during preseason, during a standard preseason discussion with my father-in-law, that maybe Maddox would get knocked out of a game and we'd get to see what Ben was all about. He replied "Well, he needs to learn on the bench for awhile; he's the quarterback of the future." Standard stuff ... I would've said the same thing were someone at that time to say what I had said. Week 2 against Baltimore and we all knew the future was now. 14 straight wins until an AFC championship loss, which I believe was Ben's first loss since his sophomore year in college.

In the summer of 2005 my wife and I were looking to settle in California. I had decided to go back to graduate school, and after teaching some summer school classes and saving up whatever money we could, we found ourselves in Oakland, CA ... a gritty, but very independently minded, artistic, and interesting place. By the 4th week of the season, Steelers on a bye and a 2-1 record I remembered the story my wife's uncle had told us, of moving to the Bay Area the summer before the Dynasty began. I figured my wife had some of that same blood flowing through her veins, and I loved the way the Steelers were playing. I also had some time off, and we were looking to get out of town on a short vacation. It had been awhile since we'd spent any time in a desert, and so we spent some time in some barren wastelands, watching lizards and sweating, a lot of sweating. As it came time to leave I mentioned that Las Vegas would only be about an hour out of our way and I'd like to place a bet. A small bet, but that early in the season I was given 100 to 1 odds on picking a Super Bowl winner. I figured $100 wouldn't be too bad to lose if it came down to it.

If you're near a calculator you'll see that I was handed $10,000 for that little guess of an investment.

We hosted the Super Bowl party that year, as at least half of the folks in the Bay Area are Midwestern transplants, our friends all agreed that we'd do rotating parties based on if someone's team was playing. We had people from Iowa, Chicago, Detroit, Philadelphia, New York, Cleveland, Oregon, Arkansas, and Denver at our place. Many of these people thought that a Super Bowl party was more party than Super Bowl. Not so. Yes you can move around and talk, but the game is center stage and if you start distracting me and my guests you're in trouble. This is my game. I've waited 26 years to be here again. And so on. My wife and I were drunk by the time Willie busted out the longest rushing touchdown in Super Bowl history. He busted it out two seconds after one of the fellas from Iowa said, "Well, it's tight; I'd say the next big play wins it."

As you know, unless you're 3 years old, the Steelers did win it; my wife and I actually cried. It was the complete cycle, a precedent set by her uncle and one that continues now with my daughter. If she finds herself grown and wandering around the country in search of the same answers I myself wandered after, and if that is coupled by a long dry spell from the Black & Gold, she will have been raised to know that if she moves to the Bay Area in a summer following a good season, the next season will give her another Super Bowl victory.

The moral of the story might be the absence of a clear moral. Our time and our lives are not linear, but consist of interweaving webs of influence and multiple narratives. The Steelers are not the most important thing in the world to me; hell, they're probably not even in my top 10. I'm very busy; I work in finance and publishing; I have a beautiful daughter, a beautiful wife, and a fantastic mutt of a dog; I love long fixed-gear bicycle rides, hiking large mountains and alongside rivers; I regularly find myself at independent art galleries and poetry readings; I play the banjo, the guitar, and the mandolin; I tell the change in seasons not by the calendar but by watching populations of different bird species as they migrate in and out around the nearby lake.

Though born and raised in Pittsburgh, PA I never felt it was my home, only that home was an abstract idea that required an endless search. But throughout these different narratives, each of which threads somewhere through the makeup of who I am, Steelers football has always been one of the many lineages I carry with me. Maybe it's always a matter of timing, or context, but I truly feel that it was the draft pick of #7 that the Steelers reaffirmed their commitment to lifelong fans, like myself and many others on this board, who have since found themselves thousands of miles away from the city we knew we had to leave in search of something else, taking with us a little bit of labor politics, maybe the love of a like-minded traveler, and our reciprocal commitment to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

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Very Nice.

And, while talking about the 2004 draft and since we’re playing the Chargers, I have to say I wanted the Steelers to draft Rivers. I really, really did.

Come to think of it, I hate all things Manning too…

by Romain El 82 on Nov 12, 2008 8:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

LOL, he should pull a Chad Jackson..

..and change his name to Filippe Rivera now that he’s in SoCal..:).

He’d be a folk hero.

by robert ethan on Nov 12, 2008 11:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I enjoyed reading this

Living in VT, with ties to Steelers all my life. But like you, I never felt like that area of the country was my true home. But, I’ll be buried a Steeler fan, probably in VT. :)

by SteelersVT on Nov 12, 2008 8:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Great Post

Thank you for writing this. Its a great story of the role a team and sport play in people’s lives. Its interesting to see the journeys of the various fans on this site.

My own Steelers journey, started in 1979. In the summer of 1979, I was a 7 year old kid living in Israel. I didn’t speak a word of English. That summer my parents decided to move to Pittsburgh. My father had a sister there. He had grown up in Philadelphia and he wanted to return to the states after living in Israel for 14 years.

We moved and I ended up trying to make sense of a brand new world. My memory of that time is very vague, but I have sharp memories, both of them sports related.

The first was a pirate game. I think it might have been during the play-offs or perhaps the game the pirates clinched the pennat. The atmosphere in the stadium was insane. I had never been around that many people in my life. I remember Omar Mareno hitting a double and the place absolutely exploding. I also remember a drunk guy, sitting behind us spilling a beer on my three year old brother.

The next sports moment I remember is the superbowl. My father, brother and I huddled around a small black and white TV in the living room and watched the game. At some point my mom came in and wanted to turn the game off – being Israeli – it didn’t mean all that much to her. We protested bitterly and savored the victory.

My drawings from those days are filled with football and baseball scenes. Omar Mareno and Terry Bradshaw feature prominently.

Fast forward 4 years and I am in children’s hospital in Oakland, with a mysterious hip infection that has robbed me of the ability to walk. Its Christmas and all but the most severe cases are sent home. I am laying in bed reading comic books when Franco Harris walks into my room. I am blown away. I can not imagine something greater happening to me. Franco is followed by TV cameras and a couple of dignitaries from the hospital. He is carrying a large gift-wrapped box – which he hands to me.

Overjoyed I open the box – praying for an autographed football. When I see what’s inside I bust out crying, right there in front of Franco and his intern army. It’s a cabbage patch doll. Mind you its 1983 and there are riots breaking out in malls across America as parents climb over each other to buy these dolls. But its not exactly the right gift for an 11 year old boy. My aunt sells the doll for $100 bucks and I invest the profit in a football and some more comic books.

The 1980’s are a dark time for Pittsburgh sports fans. My heros began to retire and succumb to succumb to scandal. Dale Berra is busted for Coke. Dave Parker has to take the field wearing a batting helmet because fans are throwing batteries at his head. The Pirate Parrot, for the love of God, is busted for dealing drugs. The Steelers stumble from Dynastic greatness – to Cliff Stoudt. It is not a good time to be a sports fan in Pittsburgh.

In 1990 I graduate from high school and go to spend a year in Israel. When I return to college in the fall I room with a Braves fan from Alabama. He becomes one of my closest friends and we watch the next two NLCS together. The name Francisco Cabrera becomes etched in the consciousness of every Pittsburgher. The image of Sid Breams limpy gait becomes the opening clip for sports center for the better part of three years. I resolve not to care so much about the pirates. They resolve to never again have a winning season.

Forward to 1995. Living in New York, I have had a hard time watching my Steelers as they begin to show signs of greatness under a young new coach. Things get worse as I move back to Israel in 1995. 16 years after I arrived to a Super Bowl I find that i am back in exile for the next one.

I watch the game in a small apartment in Jerusalem, with six other guys who have gathered at 3 in the morning. I develop a theory that every time my friend goes into the bathroom the Steelers do well. We begin chants of “Bathroom Dave, Bathroom Dave!” His Hummusy stomach keeps him in for a while, but he comes out as O’Donnell throws the nail in our coffin.

Since the 95 loss I watched the Steelers in bars in half the states in the Union. I watched the 2001 playoff loss to the Patriots in a bar in Outer Mission in San Francisco. I watched the 05 Indy game at Ohare airport in Chicago – very nearly missing my flight because of Jerome Bettis.

During all of that time, the thing I’ve enjoyed most is meeting and chatting with other Steeler fans in our crazy Steeltown diaspora. As you said so well in your post,

Our time and our lives are not linear, but consist of interweaving webs of influence and multiple narratives.

Its fun to share this passion with people. Its also nice when people bring a measure of integrity, history and passion to it. Thank you for defending Stewart in the post. The constant attack on him for his sexuality (or the rumor of his sexuality) was disgusting. People can be total idiots.

I’ll finish with one last story. My brother and I when we lived in San Francisco used to watch games at 9am in a bar in Pacific Heights. It was an amazing crowd that included the children of ex-Steelers, PGH ex-pats and a whole host of randoms. During one game a gay couple bought us a round (assuming that we were a couple – not brothers). We started talking to them eventually asked if they were from Pittsburgh. They were not. Did they have family from Pittsburgh, we asked. No again. So why, we inquired, why they in a bar at 10 in the morning going crazy for the black and gold.

“We grew up gay in Dallas in the 1970’s” they explained “the only thing more counter culture than being Gay was rooting for the Steelers”

by SteelerBuddha on Nov 13, 2008 1:41 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

you should share your story in a fanpost too

Hard for me to post a comment to the main page, but you should use some of this for a fanpost someday (maybe not today because it would be better to spread them out) . Equally good stuff Buddha.

by Blitzburgh on Nov 13, 2008 3:17 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Steelers ...

You had me at Pirates.

by tenthmtnman on Nov 13, 2008 5:52 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

thanks

for sharing your story, and the wonderful comments also.

by tkired on Nov 13, 2008 6:23 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

this story

is very well written and i thank you for sharing it. as someone who grew up in western pennsylvania but has spent most of my life in exile (currently in new jersey), i have many of the same feelings. one of the things i have found in my own experience, though, is the joy of the diaspora, the widespread steeler nation. about 5 minutes from my house in north western suburban new jersey is a steelers bar. are you kidding me? i just get in my car, drive 5 minutes, enter chelsea’s, and its like i’m in pittsburgh for a few hours. it would be more difficult being a fan in a foreign land if there weren’t other steeler fans around who understand the agony and the ecstasy.

...die trying

by agentorange on Nov 13, 2008 7:37 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

youd be surprised about the foreign land aspect

Steelers fans are all across the globe. Everday BTSC sees readers come from many many countries. Not sure how regular in all instances. But I know for sure there are regualars in remote places like Mexico, Singapore, Thailand, Romania, the Carribean, Australia, UK, Germany, Dubai.

Its quite remarkable really.

by Blitzburgh on Nov 13, 2008 9:37 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My Brother-in-law

had to watch the 2005 superbowl in Rotterdam, Netherlands. It was 45 minute train ride from Amsterdam but, like me he had never seen a Steelers SB victory, so he made the trip. Certain that he was going to have to watch the game all alone he sat at the bar with only his terrible towel keeping him company (it was something like 3am when the game started). But, low and behold a Post Gazette reporter who happened to be on vacation walked into the bar. She did a short write up on him the showed up on page two. Where ever you go you seem to always find someone from Pittsburgh.

by PensFan024 on Nov 13, 2008 11:58 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i read that article!

and i loved it. it was a great article. i think it also appeared as an op/ed piece in the new york times. it was a great testimony to the worldwide reality of steeler nation.

...die trying
http://www.agentorangerecords.blogspot.com

by agentorange on Nov 13, 2008 5:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Great to see there are good fans...

in this site. I have never lived in Pittsburgh. Grew up in Bills country (Western NY) and now live in Alabama. I am 40 and was raised by my grandparents. I am so passionate about the Steelers my Grandma told me I would die of a heart attack watching the Steelers and she told me this when I was 10 yrs old.

The Steelers game is the most important 3 hours of my week, every week, win or lose.

I only stumbled on this site a few days ago and all I read was crap from some dude named beerman13 who obviously has not got a clue what it means to be a Steeler Fan. Glad to see there are true fans on this site.

Go Steelers and Big Ben on Sunday!!

by bamasteelerfan on Nov 13, 2008 7:54 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

welcome to BTSC

stick around to get a feel for what its all about here.

good to see another state rep’d :)

by Blitzburgh on Nov 13, 2008 10:09 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ben reminds me of will farrell… i picture talledega nights every time he drops back.

by raven on Nov 13, 2008 12:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

:>) freaking hilarious

BB:“I’m on fire, I’m on fire, stop drop and roll!”
BA (thru headset): “Uh, Ben, there is no fire”
BB: “lord help me Jesus, I’m burnin’ alive”

From the the hilarious new comedy “Heinz Field Afternoons: The Ballad of Benny Bobby”

"Steeler Nation= We are better than you!"

by il_steeler_fan on Nov 13, 2008 4:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

to everyone for the kind comments. I mentioned to Blitz that I signed up for this site simply to ‘chat’ with a good group of well-informed fans who have a regular, lively, intelligent dialogue going on. I’m glad some of you have enjoyed my contribution.

Steelrs fans are certainly a diasporic bunch, and I think it has something to do with the economy and job market in Pittsburgh … there has never been a permanent youth culture or guaranteed opportunity for anyone, and so those who grow up there or go to school there eventually find themselves elsewhere. It’s made us a global scene, and an excellent one at that.

For SteelerBuddha, are you talking about Shanghai Kelly’s? It’s one of the finest Steelers bars I’ve come across, and not only because it’s the nearest one to my house. It’s owned by some of the Rooney nephews, is full of 10am drinking, and when the Steelers are in town (either SF or Oakland) they’ll charter a bus, have a bunch of Primanti Bros. sandwiches flown in, and drive us all to the game in full on french-fried & coleslawed sandwich style. Good, good people.

Anyway, thank you all! Cheers.

by Fahey on Nov 13, 2008 8:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Shanghai Kelly's

Its funny, I only lived in San Francisco for one year and it was almost 8 years ago -but yes it was Shanghai Kelly’s. I really loved that place. It was probably one of the best Steeler Bar’s I’ve ever set foot in, and I’ve been in a ton at this point. Real good folk. I remember taking three buses there to show up at 9:30 so I could squeeze in for the 10AM kick-off and have a chance of getting a seat.

by SteelerBuddha on Nov 13, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

Great story. I imagine the Steeler nation is full of inspirational stories such as yours and buddah’s. Perhaps these posts should be required reading for the team. I wonder if the young men playing and coaching for the Steelers have a true sense of the pride, passion and tradition of the great Steeler Nation for whom they go to battle every week.

by qwikdoc on Nov 14, 2008 1:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Fahey

You are a prime sample of what makes Steeler Nation so special.

Thoughtful discussion with a sense of history

by maryrose on Nov 14, 2008 2:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

well told

Once you mentioned you were involved with publishing, your ability to tell a good story made sense. Do you work for a book publisher, literary journal?

Let me know. I’d be interested to know more.

by Pola-Gona-Maul-U on Nov 19, 2008 2:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Publishing

I’m at an independently operated publishing house. It’s been in the business for a little over 35 years, and we do about 150 books per year. Some are best sellers that you might own, while others are total crap. We cover most topics, and have four imprints, each with a topical focus. I manage the royalties and contracts department. I’m not mentioning the name of the publishing house because you can see that as I live in the Pacific Time Zone, the majority of my posts occur during business hours, and though IT might have a mild interest in checking out my online activity, it’d be smarter for me to not give it all away in an easy-to-read message board.

I also edit, for free with a collaborative/collective group of friends, an online journal of experimental/avant garde poetry with an Anarchist political slant. As well, I prefer not to champion my own work in this format.

Thanks for your interest. Let me know if you’re interested in any more publishing info. Cheers!

by Fahey on Nov 19, 2008 3:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wonderful piece Fahey

My time on the site has been sporadic the last couple of weeks so I apologize for reading your piece so late after you first posted it. But unlike so much that appears on the site it is timeless and touching.

You and SteelerBuddha have so accurately pinpointed the peculiar nature of the lives lived by so many Pittsburgh natives; an environment that is so nurturing in the early years of our lives, but ill-suited for the material (economic) and spiritual demands we develop as we grow older. So we leave, without animosity for our birthplace, but leave we must, most to never return in any pemanent way. I have resided a number of places (my journey being more in the eastern half of the country), but as you have said, home becomes a place inside. I most recently returned to Pittsburh this past September in the wake of the death of a friend from the old neighborhood and high school. My visits are always bittersweet; full of love, admiration and reverence for the city of my origin, but also sharply reminded that I don’t belong there anymore. The young man who left for college decades ago has grown into someone who has evolved into something quite different. And besides, the family and networks of relationships that gave life in Pittsburgh its greatest meaning are all gone. Only a very small handful of friends remain. What remains fresh and connecting is the relationship we all share with the Steelers. I mourn the Pirates who seem that have gone in the opposite direction over the years. I find it painful to watch not because of their lack of success, but of their obvious lack at the organizational level of really trying. They have become for me what my feelings have become for the city over the years, a vestige of an honored past, but no real connection to my present. Only the Steelers seem to successfully bridge the different acts of my life. And because of that they remain precious in a way that those of us who frequent this site truly understand and celebrate.

Thank you for reminding us of that attachment through the sharing of your own story. See you around the site.

p.s. Working on two books one fiction, one non fiction, maybe we can have a business conversation someday

by RickVa on Nov 22, 2008 9:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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