My Impression of a New England Patriot Fan.

by LouieTheLip on Nov 30, 2008 2:42 PM EST Comment 26 comments

How dare you have your opinion. You're stupid, you don't make any sense. This is the greatest team in the history of football, with the greatest coach to ever breathe. In any sport ever. Along with the greatest owner , and the most knowledgeable fans in the world of sports. Every call goes against us. The whole world is involved in a conspiracy to keep us down. Nobody ever gives us credit or respect. We're better than you and that's why you hate us. You're just jealous.

The fact is that you can say nine good things about the Patriots and ONE bad thing and the fans of New England will beat you into a bloody pulp for that one bad thing you mention. To the point where you don't ever want to give the fans of New England your opinion again because it always leads to name calling and insults and the like. They live in their own little bubble and outsiders are not welcome. There is no Ying and Yang in Boston. It's just Ying calling the shots. There is no balance with Patriot coverage, because you would get crucified! They believe their own bullcrap. I know I live here.

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Sounds about right.

2 Time Movie Quote Game Winner

by DolfinPhan on Nov 30, 2008 4:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

lots of bad accents and drum beating up thar’. get them going on the old Celtics and you’ll go out of your mind in a minute.

by raven on Nov 30, 2008 6:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

there is no

instrument invented by man that can measure my disgust for the Pats and their fans. I absolutely HATE both. I am so sick of hearing about the genius of Bellycheck.

by steelerark on Nov 30, 2008 7:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

well, you won't have to hear about it this week HAHA

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Nov 30, 2008 8:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

epic post

by shleeve on Nov 30, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Dude its Boston.

by Silverback92 on Nov 30, 2008 8:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

+1

"If you hit .440 with 20 bombs, you don't have to do s---. You don't have to bring a glove to practice, just hit and leave whenever you want. You can bring a 40 and smoke a cigarette and call me from the parking lot asking me what time the game is, and I'll tell you. You can even say 'F--- you, Steve!' Actually, don't say that, that wouldn't be very nice." -Steve Friend, Head Coach, Chabot College Gladiators Baseball

by flipgatey3 on Nov 30, 2008 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

It is really really fucking hard to live here, though. Insufferable does not go far enough. Ungrateful, whiny bitches the whole lot of them. Lets see who hangs on when the bandwagon flips over on the Mass Pike. I’m hoping for a lot of fatalities.

Guns don't kill people. Lamar Woodley kills people.

by BostonWahoo on Dec 1, 2008 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

they could live on the western border of Mass. but they will say their from Boston everytime. i’m like, no your not, your from Watahachetitchuit you dumb ass.

by raven on Nov 30, 2008 8:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

They are retarded

I have a friend whos a pats fan just for the heck of it. Hes like always bringing up Belicheats geniusness.

Lets see. The guy videotaped his way to superbowls. The man had no answer for a Pittsburgh offense ranked 24th, the dude gets 500 yards of offense yet loses a game to NYJ. Thats real amazing Belichick.

You take your clam chowder and shove it. I’ll be enjoying a Primanti Bros Sandwich and an Iron while you sit and watch the playoffs from a couch you mean old fart.

by Mechem on Nov 30, 2008 10:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

damn it..with all the turkey i forgot to make a slaw, fry and beef on italian..shit! i’ll save it for our game.

by raven on Nov 30, 2008 10:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I think he´s right... like the turkey,

After crashing in that wall, UR D, Bellisheeting, I mean U´R right,… like the turkey,

CONGRATULATIONS, U R GOING 2 C T PLAYOFFS, FROM OUTSIDE T STADIUM,

AND REMEMBER U BEAT US LAST YEAR B´CAUSE WE WERE NOT HEALTHY, ET CETERA.

O sales tickets,...and let D rest a little, and D Win Championships.

by YeOldeMexFan on Dec 1, 2008 12:51 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Read this article for some real Patiot whining by the media

http://www.itemlive.com/articles/2008/11/30/sports/sports02.txt

by Jonny B. on Dec 1, 2008 6:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

That article is

UNBELIEVABLE. That krause dude is an extreme sore loser.

by Cdsumm on Dec 1, 2008 7:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I know

His main argument was we only scored 20 out of a potential 35 point off of turnovers and we kept them in the game and that the Patriots “gave” us the game. What a joke!

by Jonny B. on Dec 1, 2008 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Heard something funny on espn

Matt Cassel’s QB rating equaled Blutarsky’s (from Animal House) grade point average.
A 0.0.

by Jonny B. on Dec 1, 2008 8:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

for the second half that is. It was 39.4 for the entire game.

by Jonny B. on Dec 1, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I love one thing

Everybody keeps saying how randy moss dropped “A sure touchdown pass in the back of the EZ”

Watching said TD pass, the pass was off target as usual, Moss was 3 feet in the air, and riding the back of the EZ line. Theres no guarantee his feet go in bounds. And on top of that farrior was hitting him as he came down, almost assuring you he would have been pushed out.

And the Sportscenter guys were saying their usual BS about how “The Patriots Miscues helped Pittsburgh get the lead”

How about “Pittsburghs #1 defense made the Pats mess up.” Dont you love how it has to be the pats fault when they lose.

by Mechem on Dec 1, 2008 9:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Exactly

They didnt ives us sh*t. Our “D” went up there, kicked the door down, looked around a while, and TOOK whatever it wanted against them. Then, left them huddled in the corner—shellshocked!

by Jonny B. on Dec 1, 2008 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

And yet its the pats fault

That article you posted Jonny B had me bouts to throw a flaming brick through that dudes window. Yes, a flaming brick. Not just a regular brick, but a brick on fire.

Thats some booboojunk how you about to suggest the Pats handed us the game. We took it, like candy from a baby.

Handing a game to someone might be something like Ike Taylor handing the ball to Reggie Wayne. Or Silverback handing a long snap to the upper level.

by Mechem on Dec 1, 2008 10:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Ok Maybe

They handed us the first turnover with the muffed kickoff (punt?), but the other four were generated by our “D”. Also, we handed them a turnover with one of BB’s worst INTs I can recall. (goood job by him, btw, not to become unglued after that like most of us did in thread).

And yes, Moss dropped a couple, but we dropped more than a couple. I won’t mention any names for steelers, but you know who you are. I counted 3 or 4.

Finally, we were penalized more times for almost twice as many yards. He wants to argue that they gave us the game but at the same time is saying we were lucky because we let them stay in the game with our red zone inefficiency. Which we did.

by Jonny B. on Dec 1, 2008 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs