A tip of the hat to Baltimore

by Fahey on Dec 21, 2008 2:36 AM EST

I loved watching the Ravens stomp the Boys in the final game at Texas Stadium. Word on the street is that when the schedule was in the planning stages, Jerry Jones was given his choice of which AFC North team to face in this final game. In choosing between Cincy and Baltmore he decided he didn't want to face Palmer, TJ, & Chad Johnson. Once again his pure football prowess on display for the nation to see. The two longest rushing touchdowns from an opponent ever at the stadium! Fabulous way to finish out Irving's tenure as the home of a glorified fantasy roster ... good for numbers, never for wins.

Even though it helps out Baltimore, at least I can respect the way Baltimore plays. The Dallas Cowboys are just shiny like a disco ball, and look like they smell of imitation leather and cheap motel sex.

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True about the Cowboys....

but remember that even cheap motel sex is better than no sex at all.

by Homer J. on Dec 21, 2008 2:45 AM EST reply actions

hat tip indeed

Baltimore got a huge road win in a massive game. Loved the fake fg…loved the play calling AFTER the fake fg..obviously a fake is only worth it if it leads to more than the 3 pts.

loved that they kept banging on romo with stunt blitzes. just an impressive win.

and yes, Dallas is a total fraud. Ken Hamlin should be out of a job IMMEDIATELY. And to think he’s a Pro Bowler. Just pathetic. Ryan Clark NEVER misses those tackles.

by Michael Bean on Dec 21, 2008 2:57 AM EST reply actions

also

and im sorry but, whoever was calling that game was an absolute disgrace. I think it was Deion Sanders, whom Im presuming was part of the ‘ceremony’ for former Dallas ‘greats’. It was pathetic how much he was cheering for Dallas.

by Michael Bean on Dec 21, 2008 3:10 AM EST reply actions

What's Wrong With Cheap Motel Sex?

When You Run The Ball Good Things Happen

by 5020 on Dec 21, 2008 10:43 AM EST reply actions

I hate em

and they stank.

Dallas how do you exactly manage to let them rattle off two huge runs. LeRon McClain is no burner my friends. yet somehow he manages to fly downfield for 84 yards.

Dallas sucks so bad. You had the game and you lost it you skip skap scallywags.

I really just dont want to deal with balti-whore anymore. LIke they are never satisfied with their spankings. The dirty birds want more. I hate em and they stank.

by Mechem on Dec 21, 2008 10:44 AM EST reply actions

"Skip skap scallywags"

LOL C’mon now. Kids might be reading this.

I figure we beat the purple pigeons 2 out of 3 times with the current rosters. Trouble is, we already beat ‘em twice. They’re due to get lucky. I’d rather face a team with a potent offense. Our defense can handle any offense. Facing a team with a strong defense is another issue. Our offense just isn’t dependable enough for that.

by Varmint on Dec 21, 2008 12:22 PM EST up reply actions

Thanks for the credit guys.

I know how much you all hate my Ravens, but come on is it not a better story than to knock out those big babies? It was a sweet victory for me and I have never enjoyed a regular season game like I did last night.

I am glad that they hand picked us, cause they got what they deserved. They are overrated and they supposedly have the best group of talent in the NFL.

Good luck in Tenn guys, and I hope we can meet in the playoffs : )

You have to hate losing more than you love winning

by Mr MaLoR on Dec 21, 2008 2:52 PM EST reply actions