I want to breed football players for the NFL
by lightningrod on Jul 31, 2008 6:12 PM EDT
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PrintI am a single male. I want to marry a naturally strong woman with big bones and impregnate her with a son and breed football players for the National Football League.
I will make him exercise a lot and stuff...
If she can knock down a small man with her forearm, that would be a big plus.
What I mean by a 'naturally' strong woman is that I don't want a female bodybuilder with muscles. That is disgusting.
She must have a normal body like a big female powerlifter.
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this was supposed to be a joke….
some strange sports fanatic humor.
by lightningrod on Aug 1, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
Once you find your mating partner, see if she has a sister for me.
by iBleedBlack&Gold on Aug 2, 2008 2:18 AM EDT reply actions
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