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I want to breed football players for the NFL

I am a single male. I want to marry a naturally strong woman with big bones and impregnate her with a son and breed football players for the National Football League.

I will make him exercise a lot and stuff...

If she can knock down a small man with her forearm, that would be a big plus.

 

What I mean by a 'naturally' strong woman is that I don't want a female bodybuilder with muscles. That is disgusting.

She must have a normal body like a big female powerlifter.

 

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wtf?

ummmmm….....

what?

by 36chambers on Jul 31, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this was supposed to be a joke….

some strange sports fanatic humor.

by lightningrod on Aug 1, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Once you find your mating partner, see if she has a sister for me.

by iBleedBlack&Gold on Aug 2, 2008 2:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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