Ladies and Gentlemen, The Dallas Cowboys!!!
by Blitzburgh on Jan 22, 2009 3:38 PM EST
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There's many reasons why Pittsburgh is still alive and in the hunt for a 6th Lombardi Trophy. Too many to list here in fact.
There's also many reasons why the Dallas Cowboys are at home watching us threaten to surpass them into sole possesion of first place in the all-time Super Bowl victories department.
And since we're on the subject, let's just go ahead and get next year out of the way too and begin adding up the reasons why the Cowboys will be hitting the golf courses and strip clubs once again come the end of next December.
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Well, they're punks!
They underperformed like they do now in the ‘60s and earned a well deserved reputation as chokers; a team that was often more talented than teams they lost to in important games. I don’t have too much experience around Texans but they seem to have the mistaken belief, shared by many in that state that extremism is a virtue (re: Cowboys headquarters) and that free spending and big talk is a substitute for character. Jerry Jones doesn’t get it, and never will. On the other hand they will continue to sucker the media and the casual fan with their soap opera and bombast.
by RickVa on Jan 22, 2009 3:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i like to say im from austin, not necessarily texas :)
Bottom line is serious football teams dont do this. Period. It’s a distraction for a team that already has shitty chemistry.
by Blitzburgh on Jan 22, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
...but Jerry thinks chemistry is overrated!
…and he has 10 years of underachievement and playoff failures to prove it!!!
by PRSteel on Jan 22, 2009 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
heheh
jerry likes green things – namely dollars :)
Hey, he’s entitled to use his team for money making purposes – but it’s just sad to think about what it would be like to be a Cowboys fan. Do you think Cowboys bloggers will be write about the episodes each week? LOL, like it’s part of the team’s entire season and trajectory? Hahahaha. Goodness. I rarely find these kinds of things so funny, but man, after this year, I can’t help myself.
by Blitzburgh on Jan 22, 2009 4:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Haha :)
Classic! I love it more and more. Jerry seemed to have learned from Parcells, but just one year away from him, and he’s back to old stuff. :)
by WolfpackSteelersFan on Jan 22, 2009 4:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Why is this a surprise?
Quoting from the article:
“Considering the Cowboys are coming off a disappointing season filled with all sorts of turmoil, adding a player more likely to be profiled in "People” than “Sports Illustrated” seems risky. It could be perceived as just another sideshow, like the cameras from HBO’s “Hard Knocks” that tracked the team in training camp last year…Yet Irvin, who hosts a local radio show that spends a lot of time analyzing the Cowboys, dismissed that notion. “I don’t see how you can make this a negative for the Dallas Cowboys,” he said…
You’re right Michael. I don’t see it either. Just like I can’t see your last playoff win from here. It’s so damn far in the past!!!
HAHAHAHA
by PRSteel on Jan 22, 2009 4:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Chemistry!!!!
Jerry Jones can buy all the talent he wants but don’t put him in the labroom, because he doesn’t know shit about chemistry. He always wants the big name “touchdown dancing” reciever and all this entertainment surrounding the franchise but all he gets in return is an ego-erupting catastrophe!
This is why the Cardxinals and the Steelers are in the Superbowl, everyone on their team is “ON THE SAME PAGE!” This just proves that you can just go to the Superbowl off of talent alone, you need intangables. Chemistry, leadership, respect, and trust are what makes a team gel….the cowboys don’t have it.
Get rid of T.O. and start making changes to your coaching personnel. Then you might have a playoff team Jerry!!
by SteelChad88 on Jan 22, 2009 4:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Big chance
for Chad “Eight – Five” to finally go stand on the star. I wonder if his agent has already sent in his audition tape.
by thedonger on Jan 22, 2009 5:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
LOL!!!!!!
rec’d
Honestly, if I am following this, the cowboys are looking for someone who is interesting on television and will make an interesting story line – but isn’t necessarily the best person to help them win games to fill out the roster. Sounds like business as usual for them.
Maybe they can have the all drama team next year.
Ocho
TO
Plex
Pacman
Shockey
Michael Vick should be getting out of jail soon
help me out who am I missing for the perfect Drama Team?
by SteelerBuddha on Jan 22, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i have to post one thing
about boldin. I have watched him extensively, since I have had him in fantasy two years running. He is not normally like that, the way he was in the final minutes of the game. It truly was baffling behavior from a guy who is normally quite selfless in the game. I’m not excusing the behavior, but you shouldn’t rush to lump him in with TO and his ilk.
by steelerark on Jan 22, 2009 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This is the first time that he has publicly whined abou anything but all of last off season we heard how he wants a new contract and then how he will not resign with Arizona and how he wants to be traded. While he may bo CJ or TO he still has a crybaby side.
by archon095 on Jan 22, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
well, if the reciever next to you was making 4X as much and you were putting up the same numbers I would think you would be bitter too.
If you found out your co-worker was making 4x more than you and you did the exact same job with almost identical productivity I would be going to the boss with an agenda too.
I think he did a good job not bringing the bitterness into the season, except for one series that had nothing to do with money, rather his anger that he was not on the field to help his team.
I'll drink your Milkshake, I'll drink it up!
by drinkyourmilkshake on Jan 22, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
He didn’t cry about the contract, he was upset because management promised him an extension and they never came through, instead giving huge money to Fitz.
by steelerark on Jan 23, 2009 10:40 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The secret lies in... they are D.All.Ass including jijijirry jones.
O sales tickets,...and let D rest a little, and D Win Championships.
by YeOldeMexFan on Jan 22, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Why are so many wide receivers on this list?
Too many WR divas.
by Steelin on Jan 22, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Jerry Jones has it figured out
You don’t have to be good to sell tickets, merchandise, or get publicity. You just need to keep the camera on you, especially if your the Cowboys.
People always say Jerry will do anything to win, but I’m starting to doubt that. He seems to be like every other businessman: in it for the money. I find it hard to believe he honestly thinks HBO specials, reality catfights, dance party practices, and crybaby players will lead to wins. But the circus makes money for the Boys. Most other teams get less attention when they go years without a playoff win (see Cincinatti, Detroit, etc.). The Cowboys don’t need to win to rake in the dough.
by CarlWeathersMustache on Jan 22, 2009 5:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
all he cares about for sure
Pfft. Winning sminning. He wants to have his cake and eat it too, but given the tough choice of having to pick one or the other – he makes the wrong choice.
by Blitzburgh on Jan 22, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
haha
I was just coming onto the site to post a fanpost about this and lo and behold, you beat me to it! I work with a Cowboys fan and he is flat out ashamed at the prospect of this. This kind of stuff is what is making the Cowboys the laughing stock of the NFL. I LOVE IT!
by steelerark on Jan 22, 2009 5:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ego!
Just look at the man. Love money? How much does he have and he got a second rate facejob. I wonder what he saved on that. I think that is called the Earl Shive face lift.
Seriously though, it is all bout his overinflated ego. It is not about the Cowboys being in the spotlight, it is about him being in the spotlight. He has certainly done that. Maybe he believes in the old saying: “There is no such thing as bad publicity”.
by WyoFan on Jan 22, 2009 5:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hey I got an idea!
But Micheal Irvin took my idea! Jerry will be a judge on the new show, Who Wants to be an Overpaid Jackass?
by SoCalSteelerFan on Jan 22, 2009 7:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
LOL. Hilarious.
"Whaddya' mean all the beer is gone..?
by OhioYinzer on Jan 22, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Cowboys.
I inherited it from my dad, who hated them in the 70s, and I don’t believe they have given me any reason to change that opinion since then. Quite the contrary.
And so, here’s just one more reason why we really need to win the SB: we will no longer be tied with this sorry excuse for a team for most SB wins ever. (Five.) When we have six wins, we’re no longer mentioned in the same breath as tied for most wins. We’re first, they’re second. As it should be, friends, as it should be. :)
by DistrictSteelerFan on Jan 22, 2009 8:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
thats how about my story too
And yes, I’m so excited to be able to no longer keep such sordid company in 9 more days (hopefully)
by Blitzburgh on Jan 22, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait
I need a shirt that says “Got Six?” come sunday. My friend who’s a cowboys fan always wears his shirt and gloats about it. He acts like the boys are the only team to do it. Well my new shirt will render his useless and stupid. Hell ya. Just the way it should be.
by SoCalSteelerFan on Jan 22, 2009 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What??
Cowboys actually put out a shirt that says “Got Five?” Funny, since they weren’t the first, but the 2nd team to win 5 SBs.
by WolfpackSteelersFan on Jan 23, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Yeah, I like how the Niners fans have 5 rings but feel ashamed enough not to gloat about it when their team is in the crapper. That’s class.
I work with a couple of Cowboys fans who are lawyers, and they must bill a couple hours a day to “Developing Paper-thin Excuses.” If something is up with TO, they think Werder is out for glory and falsifying stories. If Tony “Oh No!!!” throws a few interceptions, his back must have been hurting. One actually told me that his first INT against Baltimore was not his fault b/c he wasn’t sure how far he could throw the ball after sustaining a back bruise…and I let him have it. I understand it sucks when your QB is injured and not performing (trust me, we all know), but to go as far as to say he didn’t know his range is unacceptable. He should have at least given it a whirl on Saturday to test his strength…or not thrown the ball. Not to mention, there was no excuse to be made about his INT right before the half on an underthrown ball.
Just another example of a failure to accept your reality…
by HoustonPA on Jan 23, 2009 6:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lolol
bill a couple hours a day to ‘developing paper thin excuses’.
Niiiice
by Blitzburgh on Jan 25, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate em and they stank!!!
Thats why they gonna lose!
Firstly and foremostly. Tony Romo is NOT a clutch QB. The man melts in december like a snowball in hell.
Secondarily, they have a bunch of crybaby drama queen sorry ass losers who piss and moan after every loss instead of looking in the mirror and trying to fix it.
And lastly, they are owned by Satan.
I hate em, they Stank.
by Mechem on Jan 23, 2009 1:03 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
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