From the Onion
by Weirtonite on Dec 1, 2009 1:09 AM EST
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PrintThe Onion is just awesome. There is always a strong note of truth in their humor that transcends it from a chuckle to a truism.
Pittsburgh School District Leads Nation In Ability To Spell 'Roethlisberger'
Here's the link (I especially enjoy the Cleveland comment):
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pittsburgh_school_district_leads
For another, older, Pittsburgh Steeler Onion article try:
Investigators: Increasingly Likely That James Harrison Bit Own Son
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/investigators_increasingly
Some people will probably think that it's in poor taste, but I enjoy knowing that the nation at large perceives the Steelers as deadly dangerous. Especially the line: James III is almost completely recovered and has been released from Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh, while his father has been quarantined at Animal, Linebacker, and Wide Receiver Control of McKees Rocks, PA.
Wide receivers, people! With what other team would wide receivers be believably classified as dangerous animals? God, I love this team.
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With what other team would wide receivers be believably classified as dangerous animals?
Just ours, but we only have one (so far…I’m looking at you, Mike Wallace!)
"Chris! That's a terrible word! Pussywillows..."
-Lois Griffin
Freaking love the onion news
can’t watch till after work cause of this damn internet security
"Now that I'm here, I don't want to just be here, I want to be here for a long time." Hines Ward, 1998 4th round draft pick.
by kick him in the head on Dec 1, 2009 10:28 AM EST reply actions
Steeler Defenses 1970 to present.
I would take that class right now. I’d drive to Oakland for class. Pitt should start offering fan classes, go over film and explain all the terms and strategies.
It would be fun, and I bet you they would have plenty of people in the classroom. You could even have placement tests and advanced classes.
I’m a little crazy, but I’d take them all. I think there are plenty of Steeler fans who would too.
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