2009 awards
by Cheex on Dec 19, 2009 12:18 AM EST
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With 2009 coming to an end soon, I thought I'd give out some awards to some people:
Best mod: Blitzburgh, this is also referred to as the brown-nose award
Best female in a leading role: Momma Rollet
Best female in a supporting role: MDGeekyGrl
Best male in a leading role: SoCallSteelerFan
Best male in a supporting role: Johnny_S
Best Villian: Mr Malor
Best drama: Johnny_S (I believe it was Johnny_S, I could be wrong) and Baltimore Warrior's feud that resulted in Bruce Raffel almost banning Johnny_S on the Beatdown
Best romance: 5020 and SoCallSteelerFan's litte spat turned bygones be bygones.
Best heart attack inducer: Bruce Arians
Best Omar Epps impersonator (for the umpteenth time and winning in consecutive years) : Mike Tomlin
Best hair: Troy Polamalu
Best daydreamer: Deshea Townsend
Best chance at becoming AFC player of the week when you least expected it: Steelers Defense
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How many Baltimore Ravens does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out
I am the greatest ever,
ain’t no man better than me. Float like a butterfly, blog like a bee!
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by SoCalSteelerFan on Dec 19, 2009 6:34 AM EST up reply actions
Notice that Ali has mental issues, can not speak and needs to be led around by handlers while Smokin’ Joe has all his faculties? Who really won those fights? I’m just sayin’…
When You Run The Ball Good Things Happen
Ali hands down.
I usually watch ESPN classic fights once or twice a week when they have Ali on. The man was unreal. The way he danced, and intimidated opponents until they had used every ounce of energy in them. Then he would fire off those lightning jabs until they submitted to the greatest of all time. Hey, there’s many HOF football players that suffer from dementia and Parkinson’s. But, don’t tell them they weren’t great at what they did. Ali was the greatest to ever enter the ring. He would have destroyed Tyson in his prime.
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by SoCalSteelerFan on Dec 19, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Missed my point Kohai. Talking about withstanding the test of time.
Kind of like the Eddie Murphy joke; “In the 80s people used to argue about who was better Prince or Michael Jackson’? Now in 2009 we know Prince won…”
When You Run The Ball Good Things Happen
Ya but they don't hand out any awards
for who lived the longest. Or who stayed healthy the longest.
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by SoCalSteelerFan on Dec 19, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yes sir indeedy
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by SoCalSteelerFan on Dec 19, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Best villan would have to be Who Dey.
What was that “child please” crap? Never understood it. Was I supposed to?
Wow how could I have forgotten that one!
Although I respect Malor, I still dub him villian of BTSC :p
I’ll just give Who-Dey a new award: Best attempt at incoherence
How many Baltimore Ravens does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out
No no
See, the best villians are the ones that make the audience care about what happens to them. Nobody gives a shit what happens to Who-Dey, besides, Blitz swung the banhammer and Munson’d him. MaLoR will always have a special place here, besides, since he is a closet Steeler fan, I would give him the “Best Anti-Hero” award.
"Chris! That's a terrible word! Pussywillows..."
-Lois Griffin
Munson'd?
I’m not sure what that means but I can’t stop smiling…
When You Run The Ball Good Things Happen
Watch the
Woody Harrelson/Randy Quaid movie “Kingpin”. You’ll get it then.
"Chris! That's a terrible word! Pussywillows..."
-Lois Griffin
Munson, Roy Munson
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by SoCalSteelerFan on Dec 19, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit!
Reply fail on my part…was supposed to be to Grapes…Shit, I’m retarded…
"Chris! That's a terrible word! Pussywillows..."
-Lois Griffin
Best Picture...................................
“Paradise Lost-the 2009 Pittsburgh Steeler’s Story”
Cast: Omar Epps as Mike Tomlin (duh!!)
Homer Simpson as Bruce Arians
Kid Rock as Dick LeBeau
Curly, Mo, and Larry as “the secondary”
Joe Pesci as Big Ben
I’d also suggest:
The wheelchair kid from “Glee” as James Farrior.
The Teutels from American Chopper as Keisel and Aaron Smith.
The fat Keven Federline as Jeff Reed
Faizon Love as Casey Hampton
Morgan Freeman as Deshea Townsend
Kanye West and his big mouth as Ryan Clark
Bill Slowsky (the turtle from the Comcast commercials) as William Gay
young David Carradine as Hines Ward
Samuel L. Jackson as James Harrison
Venus de Milo as Limas Sweed
by pghnorthside on Dec 19, 2009 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
How about Chuck Norris as James Harrison?
If you buy a foreign made product you give money to a person who will not be buying an American made produdt that you get paid to make. Think about it next time you're at the store.
I hope you apologize to Homer if you ever see him for that.
Curly, Mo, Larry, Darrel and his other brother Larry, for nickle D.
If you buy a foreign made product you give money to a person who will not be buying an American made produdt that you get paid to make. Think about it next time you're at the store.
Thank you for the award,
I couldn’t have done this without Troy, Aaron, BA, and James Farrior who aged 10 years right before our eyes, BB with his Red Zone INT, everyone who contrributed to the “Perfect Storm of Suck” thank you and god bless, Yoi
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame
DIck Lebeau, Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Chris Carter and Kevin Greene
2009 Pittsburgh Steelers the Perefect Storm of Suck
Chris Henry 1983-2009 RIP
by WVPiratesfan on Dec 20, 2009 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
hahaha
Great replies
How many Baltimore Ravens does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out
Jeez I don't know who to thank for this Steel Curtain Award
I’d like to thank Bruce who dislikes me so much that he even considered banning me. I’d also like to thank Balt Warrior for being so ignorant that I could not resist the argument. My family, my dog, all of you at BTSC that made this possible. Too many people to thank, thank you!
Optimism. Positivity. Win.
You should have done the whole Sally Field acceptance
“You like me! (blubber) You really like me!”
"Chris! That's a terrible word! Pussywillows..."
-Lois Griffin
My awards
Poster most likely to actually be Mike Tomlin: PixburghArn
Poster who had some hint of sarcasm in every post: worldtrip
Best fanpost contributor: Badmaafaa or SteelerBuddha
Ignorance is bliss award: Mr. Malor
You’re just dumb award: Who Dey
Most questions/question marks in one post award: nycsteelerfan
Its okay though, cause she lost her top award: nycsteelerfan
You cannot be serious with that comment award: lightningrod
Optimism. Positivity. Win.
I'm thrilled at this awesome award
and I’m preparing my speech now. As I’m sure you’ve all figured out, it is likely to be extremely long, so if I don’t come around BTSC for a few days, you’ll know that I’m busy writing it.
"The standard of expectation does not change." - Mike Tomlin
by Rebecca Rollett on Dec 19, 2009 11:21 AM EST reply actions
Please keep it to under 100 pages or less momma.
If you buy a foreign made product you give money to a person who will not be buying an American made produdt that you get paid to make. Think about it next time you're at the store.
Are you kidding?
My motto is “If you can’t say something in a novel-length format, best not to say it at all.”
"The standard of expectation does not change." - Mike Tomlin
by Rebecca Rollett on Dec 19, 2009 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
I think that was obvious to everyone already.
If you buy a foreign made product you give money to a person who will not be buying an American made produdt that you get paid to make. Think about it next time you're at the store.
Need a
Best Steeler fan poseing as a troll.
If you buy a foreign made product you give money to a person who will not be buying an American made produdt that you get paid to make. Think about it next time you're at the store.
Ok you can have it
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
by PixburghArn on Dec 19, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
I was going for
Worst speller/grammar.
I’d get it every year by a landslide.
If you buy a foreign made product you give money to a person who will not be buying an American made produdt that you get paid to make. Think about it next time you're at the store.
Hang ten award: PixburghArn
No surprise there, he was born on a wave
"Now that I'm here, I don't want to just be here, I want to be here for a long time." Hines Ward, 1998 4th round draft pick.
by kick him in the head on Dec 19, 2009 12:38 PM EST reply actions
Hahaha
I still remember the thread that sparked the first wave. It got up to like 1500 posts over a week. Good times
Optimism. Positivity. Win.
by John Stephens on Dec 19, 2009 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
which one was that
was it the Blck Athletes are Geneticlly superior post because that was amazing. We went from a serious topic to rating women, Zombies, Usian Bolt, and something else I can’t remeber but that post was amazing
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame
DIck Lebeau, Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Chris Carter and Kevin Greene
2009 Pittsburgh Steelers the Perefect Storm of Suck
Chris Henry 1983-2009 RIP
by WVPiratesfan on Dec 20, 2009 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
YES!
It was hilarious. That post was full of gold (green).
Optimism. Positivity. Win.
by John Stephens on Dec 20, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
That was amazing. That the only way to describe it
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame
DIck Lebeau, Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Chris Carter and Kevin Greene
2009 Pittsburgh Steelers the Perefect Storm of Suck
Chris Henry 1983-2009 RIP
by WVPiratesfan on Dec 20, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to thank everyone who supported me
through the heckling and name calling. I couldn’t of done it without you!
Bono could have done it “with or without you…..”
Bring a towel to the game. Black or gold or yellow. If you don't have one buy one, If you can't buy one, dye one!
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by SoCalSteelerFan on Dec 19, 2009 3:21 PM EST reply actions
Does this board run an official members award thing?
Where someone posts the categories and then everyone responds to the post with their choices for the categories and then its tallied up and announced all official and such? I’ve always thought those were great fun
Get on it Klompus!
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by SoCalSteelerFan on Dec 19, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
It's a good idea in theory
But everyone around here is so humorous/sarcastic I believe it will not be taking seriously. I’d be all for it though.
Optimism. Positivity. Win.
by John Stephens on Dec 19, 2009 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
Same here...
How many Baltimore Ravens does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out
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