I have an odd habit of waiting until the end of the football season to make my new year's resolution. Usually it's about what I intend to shout at the television while I watch the Steelers in the upcoming season. For instance, my user name - hit that guy - is what I resolved to shout at the screen this year. The result? The best defense in the league, the decade, etc.

Next season, I pledge to refer to our quarterback only as "future hall-of-famer Ben Roethlisberger."