We stole the Super Bowl

Yes Steelers fans, we stole it.  We were not the best team.  As a recent Miami fan pointed out, we just couldn't make the grade in '08.  Well, I am here to give you the true champion in the NFL.  The definitive winner of the past season.  The coup de grace of the gridiron if you will.  Through much deliberation and research, I have come up with the premiere team in the NFL...

Using a recent Miami fan's logic, I had to go about trying to find out who was jobbed out of a championship by the Pittsburgh Stealers, Squeelers, etc.  I reasoned that it must logically go by who beat whom in the regular season.  I know, I know, you are amazed at my deductive powers.  Well, take a gander at this -

• Atlanta def. Detroit

• Tampa def. Atlanta

• Oakland def. Tampa

• New Orleans def. Oakland

• Denver def. New Orleans

• Kansas City def. Denver

• New England def. Kansas City (probably by cheating)

• San Diego def. New England (VCR was broken - N.E.'s AV guy was subsequently fired)

• Buffalo def. San Diego

• Miami def. Buffalo

• Houston def. Miami

• Indy def. Houston

• Tennessee def. Indy

• N.Y. Jets def. Tennessee

• San Fransisco def. N.Y. Jets

• Seattle def. San Fran

• Arizona def. Seattle

• Minnesota def. Arizona

• Green Bay def. Minnesota

• Jacksonville def. Green Bay

• Chicago def. Jacksonville

• Carolina def. Chicago

• N.Y. Giants def. Carolina

• Cleveland def. N.Y. Giants

• Baltimore def. Cleveland

• Pittsburgh def. Baltimore (three times!)

• Philadelphia def. Pittsburgh

• Washington def. Philadelphia

• Cincinatti def. Washington

• Dallas def. Cincinatti

• St. Louis def. Dallas

So there you have it folks.  Your 2008 champions - the St. Louis Rams!  Congrats Rams fans.