HEATH MILLER RELEASED!!!

by 36chambers on Apr 1, 2009 10:14 AM EDT

Link here!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d80f87508&template=heath+miller&released

The body is too long to post here. Suffice to say this golden nugget of a quote was contained therein:

'When asked abut the decision, offensive co-ordinator Arians stated "We held a private workout to assess our TE situation. Matt Spaeth clearly beat Miller out in all the drills. It became apparent he's the guy I want Ben (Roethlisberger) to look for in the flat for a solid 4 yard gain." Arians named players "...(T Willie) Colon and (FB Carey) Davis" are expected to round out the TE roster spots. Miller may be resigned to the practice squad and activated on day when a 5TE set featured in the game plan.'

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April Fools…too obvious man.

I'll drink your Milkshake, I'll drink it up!

by Frank Mineo (DYMS) on Apr 1, 2009 10:22 AM EDT reply actions

At least if the title was “Arians Released” I could rejoice even if it’s a joke.

Don't worry about the haters. Haters only hate.

by steelguy99 on Apr 1, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions

We’d be heartbroken when it was revealed as a joke, though.

charity standing orders

by BadMaafala on Apr 1, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions

I wasn’t shooting for subtlety. Just a laff.

by 36chambers on Apr 1, 2009 10:37 AM EDT reply actions

I know man...it was funny

Gmail has a good april fools joke on their site for their email

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html

I'll drink your Milkshake, I'll drink it up!

by Frank Mineo (DYMS) on Apr 1, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions

always look forward to google's stuff

Still laughing at the toilet wifi idea a few years back. (TiSP) http://www.google.com/tisp/

More at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google%27s_hoaxes

by SteelersVT on Apr 1, 2009 11:21 AM EDT reply actions

I hear we just signed Leon

"The team that scores the most points wins."
John Madden
(Master of the obvious)

by PixburghArn on Apr 1, 2009 12:39 PM EDT reply actions

God, I forgot it was April Fool's Day

by SteeladyinVA on Apr 1, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions

I admit it....

….I was suckered

by Marvin, The Paranoid Android on Apr 1, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions

dude, i haven’t even clicked the link yet. Most of us (no disrespect) know the Steelers wouldn’t make the biggest bonehead move in franchise history. Our FO wouldn’t even think of “cap room”

J Mike

by air holmes on Apr 1, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions

Hello towel heads. Any injuries, infighting, whining over contracts going on over here…just looking for some good news. ive already got my 10 story building (largest in b-more/doubles as a Waffle House) picked out in case we lose 4 in a row to the yellow. even when you heckle a ravens fan like me it’s like hitting a walking corpse with a soft stick of butter. just nothingness and darkness. only a simple 1 point victory against Ben Knevil can break the zomby curse. how many more months damn it. has anyone offered Ward or Harrison a crotch rocket as a promotion. ya know..letm’ take it home for a few days…around town..stand on the seat and drag it home later like Curious George and Ben had to.

by raven on Apr 1, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions