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Dogging it!

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry. No pets allowed."

The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Browns game and you’ll see."

The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game.

The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Browns score, my dog does flips." The Browns keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.

"Wow! That’s one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Browns score a touchdown?"

The man replied, "I don’t know. I’ve only had him for seven years!" 

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Cleveland Browns.

Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and the Pope have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”

Q: How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Ohio in case of a tornado?
A: To the Browns Stadium- you never see a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn’t Columbus Ohio have a professional football team?
A: Because then Cleveland would want one.

Q: What’s the difference between the Browns and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: Why did CLOWNS fans choose Orange for the team color?

A: So the fans could wear it on Saturday to go hunting, on Sunday to the game and the rest of the week picking up garbage on the highways.

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