BTSC Steelers Daily Six Pack- Wolverine Edition
IX- A.Q. Shipley is planning to formally request the currently unused number 52 at this weeks mini-camps. The number was worn by hall of famer Mike Webster who passed away in 2002 from a heart attack. Shipley played High School football in Moon Township with Webster's son, Garrett. If T-rex Shipley is able to secure a spot on the Steelers' roster and can contribute, his story screams its own Hollywood movie.
X- A little fun on this sleepy Friday afternoon, those of you who think you can do better on the "Wonderlic test" than current NFL players have your chance to prove it. Also, here's another link to an explanation of what the wonderlic is and some famous NFL player's scores. If you are wondering what our draft picks scored on their wonderlic's check The Steelyard for the answer. Hopefully we all beat Vince Young!
XIII-In the annual meeting in March "owners approved the right of teams to change or eliminate the payments they make to 401(k) and pension plans for employees, including coaches." This might not seem like a big deal to the casual NFL fan, but it is another part of a transition the NFL is going through while trying to negotatiate a new collective bargaining agreement. All aspects of the organization are being effected by this, not just players salaries.
XIV- Former Michigan "Wolverine" and current Steelers' stud, Lamar Woodley attended the premier of the newest installment in the X-Men Series, "X-Men Origins: Wolverine". At the premier Woodley stopped to pose with Hugh Jackman and show off his wolverine tattoo. Woodley is just starting to break into the consciousness of NFL fans and with his personality and connections perhaps he could become one of the few who become stars outside of the NFL.

XL-Hines Ward & Ryan Clark sat out of mini-camp today due to lingering injuries from last season, and Larry Foote didn't participate due to the issues with his inevitable release from the team, according to Steelers Depot. The only player that didn't participate without explanation is Wide-Out Martin Nance who is competing for a spot as the teams fourth or fifth wide out.
XLIII-PSAMP says the Browns Suck.
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Shipley…..nothing like putting a little extra pressure on yourself. I thought the guy was supposed to be SMART……which takes us to the Wonderlic…
..correct me if I’m wrong, but it looks like the Steelers drafted two guys with “above average intelligence”, three “unskilled workers”, three “morons”, and Frank Summers…..which brings up the question…..
….is there a category below moron? Maybe that’s where Tank’s scores are hidden.
Hmmm
Don’t be a hater! We didn’t draft Summers for his wonderlic, his SATs or his grade in 9th grade algebra. We picked the guy because he likes to run people over on offense and special teams.
by SteelerBuddha on May 1, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Entertainment
Wasn’t watching him kick-off and make a tackle enough? Remember this guy could be punting for us if robopunter goes down.
by SteelerBuddha on May 1, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Friday mindlessness
Ahhh…perhaps the most eagerly awaited duel of the offseason….
RE vs Worltrip……
Who will emerge from the cauldron of fire to claim the immortal title of Master of Sarcasm…
Layeth the smacketh down ye fiends!
by SCSteeler on May 1, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
first things first
I’d love to see T-Rex become Webby 2.0, but in my opinion he’s got to honor the number with his play before the number honors him.
Webster
While he was a hero on the field, websters post football life was pretty tragic. My guess is that interactions with Webster really had an impact on Shipley and he may feel this is a way of honoring the memory of the man. I would take it as a good thing. Let’s hope t-Rex becomes half the mauler Webster was.
by SteelerBuddha on May 1, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
it's definitely a bold move asking for that number
I took Lolley’s suggestion, and watched the USC-Penn State game just now, every offensive snap. He looked darn good – never saw him get beat, always knew what was going on, got downfield a lot to block. Even ran down Malaluga and tackled him after an interception. I don’t know how well that translates to the NFL and monsters like Ngata/Rodgers, but Shipley sure wasn’t the reason Penn State lost the Rose Bowl…
Wonderlic
8 of 10, just because I didnt have time for the last two and didnt answer them! Is so easy, How they score less than 20?
Wonderluc
In all fairness these guys would probably be as amused by our assorted 40 times and 225 bench reps as we are by their wonderlic scores.
by SteelerBuddha on May 1, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
...don't rag on Vince...
…any fool can see that an elephant is bigger than the moon.
Go to Africa, find some elephants, wait till nightfall, then compare the elephant and the moon.
Who’s the moron, hey?
for once I agree with Robert Ethan
I mean, the moons only big enough to house a man…………..an elephant can at least fit 2 and a midget in his back.
Major Adams (VY’s agent): Hey son, furrow your brow and purse your lips so you look thoughtful and not retarded.
I like this explanation of the infamous 6/50: “Some observers believed this score would lower Young’s draft selection and faulted his agent, Major Adams, for not preparing Young ahead of time with practice tests.” (from wiki).
I also like how they readministered the test the next day and he still managed to only get a 16? Were they the same questions?
I suppose everyone is being too hard on him...
there may have been a butterfly or pinwheel in the room that distracted him during the examination.
hilarous
I'll drink your Milkshake, I'll drink it up!
by Frank Mineo (DYMS) on May 1, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Wolverine
Is Huge Ackman’s middle finger tucking itself away after the actor got a look at Lamar Woodley’s arm? Dang, that’s some serious muscle! Give Woodley an adamantium skeleton and he’d make a better Wolverine.
I think...
the three fingers held out like that is supposed to symbolize Wolverine’s 3 claws (talons? shredders?)…
it looks like woodley’s doing it too.
In defense………..the NFL draft site did include a warning on Tank’s profile that he “might have trouble with certain playbooks”. Like ones that have written instructions and diagrams in them, probably. Or the Oakland Raider’s. They didn’t seem to find it necessary to issue such a warning on the profiles of Joe Burnett (9, 12), or Keenan Lewis (10,14), among others. So, what’s a fella to think?
Wonderlic scores
For most fans, the highlight of the season is the Super Bowl. For some, it’s the season-opener. For a few, it’s the Draft. For RE, the highlight is the release of Wonderlic scores. He would get more enjoyment out of discovering that Santonio Holmes thinks an isosceles triangle is that spooky place where boats and planes disappear, than seeing him catch a Super Bowl-winning TD pass. The Wonderlic is pretty much a useless evaluation tool, sorta like RE.
by steeler.lifer on May 1, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
There is no doubt he did not get any joy out of Holmes touchdown catch, being that he stated before the game that he was cheering for Arizona.
Whaaaaaaaaa????
Missed that. Move me into the Worldtrip camp for the Sarcasm championship. (please forgive these ramblings, but the vino calypso has made its way to the cerebellum, alas)
Seriously though, really Robert…..honestly…..Cardinals?
Tut tut.
Oh yeah
Thanks for the reminder Trip. I thought he had just been sitting on the fence, cheering for both but relying on racial profiling to come up with the team more deserving of his support.
by steeler.lifer on May 1, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
the Wonderlic Test....
Two minutes to take that practice test was not a lot of time, but I was able to answer all 7 of the ones I attempted correctly out of 10, so I ended up with a Score of 35
25 is the average score for quarterbacks and offensive linemen. Other positions average about a 20.
by Steeler Y360 Nation on May 1, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
Well, it’s the topic of discussion du jour, lifer. I have no more than a morbid curiousity about the scores. I was one of the only people questioning whether they should be released when Vince Young was catching all that crap. Especially when they can’t be verified. Anyone could go online a couple days after the draft and post a bunch of random scores just for fun, and within a couple more days they would be all over the internet as gospel. Even on the verifiable scores, some individuals scores are obviously the result of being coached, and even more likely the result of having access to copies of the test beforehand. When there are millions of dollars riding on the combine tests, and the prospects spend several months and perhaps a hundred thousand dollars training for the physical tests, you can be sure a little time and money is spent to see that they don’t embarass themselves on the intellectual tests. Well, in most cases anyhow.
Save the justification
The thread began with your post and your speculation that Summers might fit below “moron”. You’re entitled to your opinion on anything and the predictability of your negativity is humorous at times. Try to contribute!!! Your wonderlic score suggests you can do much better. Cheers!
That was an explanation....
…not a “justification”.
Lifer, I think you need to ask the screws if you can get more time out there in “the yard”. Some fresh air and sunshine. Maybe a little exercise.
you can get away with a lot of stupidity around here
but to take sides against the Steelers in the Superbowl, and then call out Blitz on his blog?
You sir are a moron.
To pick the cardinals over the Steelers in the Superbowl? Really? You might as well get a new alias and then we can at least have a few weeks of enjoyment calling it out. You have no business enjoying the reign of the champions. It’s not for you.
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
Why did you come back RE? This place definitely ran better without you.
by Chicago Steeler on May 2, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Summers has dyslexia
I live in Nor Cal now, and a local paper had an article on The Tank. He’s a Skyline High product (as are Marvel Smith and Will Blackwell), and he is dyslexic. So that’s the reason for him taking a little longer to get the play book.
Seems to me, RE, that a moron is some one who doesn’t do his homework before flapping his lip, even in a blog. Feel better about yourself now?
..I just don’t see it as being “cruel” to Summers to bring up the point that he may have trouble with a crucial aspect of the job he is hoping to fill. If you go in for eye surgery and realize the surgeon has Parkinson’s Disease, would you keep quiet because you didn’t want to hurt his feelings?
Every “learning disability” has a biological cause if you get down to it. If you run your beater into a bridge abuttment coming home from the bar, because you had a coughing fit and spit your cigarette butt onto your lap where it was burning a hole in the synthetic material of the trousers you picked up at the Goodwill store, there is a pretty decent chance the same sort of thing happened to your Dad back in the day. Not saying…but I’m just saying..
What you may be missing RE
….is that intelligence is comprised of many different types of things. For example – some people may be quite good at solving math problems but are not at all aware of other people’s emotions. They get great scores on tests, but they are constantly missing the emotional sub-text of human interaction.
You for example have a keen intelligence for being contrarian. Frank Summers has great physical intelligence. There are some things you could do much better than him (take tests, write silly smack on blogs) and others he could do quite a bit better than you.
by SteelerBuddha on May 2, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
..no, if someone is really poor, they aren’t driving a car, going to the bar, or smoking cigarettes. In most parts of the world.
You may be right about cars
…but you are wrong about alcohol and cigarettes. Poor people smoke and drink all around the world.
by SteelerBuddha on May 2, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Why I like Mike...
He came through college football purgatory (Ole Miss had 9 wins in his first 3 seasons) didn’t get down or complain, and ultimately reached the top. Through the last 7 games of his college career, Mike scored 9 touchdowns, and averaged about 100 yards per game receiving. He completely outclassed Michael Crabtree at the Cotton Bowl, and went on to score the winning TD at the Senior Bowl despite being a late addition. When he talks about coaches and other players he doesn’t blame or disrespect anyone, but just says that the current ones are the best, while giving credit to the ones who aren’t around anymore.

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