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by SoCalSteelerFan on Jul 14, 2009 1:20 AM EDT

Maybe now Tony can stop thinking about Jessica's tan legs and start thinking about winning football games in clutch moments. I'm going to laugh when the Cowboys make it to the playoffs now that Tony isn't eye humping Jessica on the sideline. That will only make it more apparent that Jerry Jones spent millions of dollars building a monster pro-bowl team in 08' only to have a blonde bombshell distract his star QB and keep them out of the playoffs for the 13th year in a row. Here's to me being wrong and watching the Cowboys watch us kick ass and take names in the 09' playoffs.

Stay away from Pittsburgh bitch.

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HAAHAAHAA!!!!!!!

Stay away from Pittsburgh bitch.

ROFL!!!!!!!

Thank you drive through...

by Steel Spike on Jul 14, 2009 9:45 AM EDT reply actions

Who gives a shit?

by John Stephens on Jul 14, 2009 10:10 AM EDT reply actions

AWWWW

He’s just bored like the rest of us man. Besides, that’s some pretty funny shit, implying Benjamin would actually date Jessica “Is this chicken or tuna?” Simpson.

Thank you drive through...

by Steel Spike on Jul 14, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions

I laughed at the comment you quoted...

but honestly Jessica Simpson sucks and Tony Romo is a joke.

by John Stephens on Jul 14, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions

Bangin JS right after Dukes of Hazzard

or Super Bowl Ring…….Glad that decision wasn’t up to me…

Upon moving to AL, I let my wife decide who she would root for. After one day at a new job full of Bama fans, she met me at the door with a hearty cry of "WAR EAGLE"

by SandMountainTiger on Jul 14, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions