Russian roulette week 1

From now on this is going to be my weekly segment after the game.

Obse

Isaac Redman honestly?  When he scored I confused him with Tyler Grisham.  Kind of expected this out of Summers but I guess i'll take it.  I would LOVE if he beat out Carey Davis.

Speaking of Carey Davis I don't think one player looked worse then him on Thursday.  He did not make one catch, run, or block that was worth remembering.  I do not see anything in him anymore.  The only time I was stoked on him was 2007 preseason HOF game vs NO.

Daniel Sepulveda is now blasting 60 yard punts, which means hes almost as good as Mitch Berger.

I thought Ben was supposed to be the pocket passer and Dixon the Vick like qb.  Thursday it was the other way around.

Questions

Uhm Charlie Batch hasn't played in about exactly a year and he gets two passes?  I would rather have Dixon be the number 2 but still Charlie can't at least get one quarter?

What is up with Tyler Grisham?  Does he not realize that SANTONIO HOLMES ALREADY HAS NUMBER 10?  I honestly thought that some drunk fan slapped on alot of gear jumped behind the bench and nobody cared.  This blows my mind.  Pick another number.

Why in the hell did they review that 3rd down pass at the end of the game?  Just to tell us that Ziggy Hood is slow? Tyler Palko still totally blew it at the end so it was completley irreleveant.  Better yet since when can you review penalties anyway?

I think it's kind of set of stone that Sweed is the number 3 so better yet whos number 4?  Either he can really catch the ball or Dixon is EXTREMLEY confident in him.  Every single pass was to him.  I feel like he's a good Wes Welker type player but he really doesnt wow anyone.   Wallace has a much better shot of taking it to the house.

Do you know why people think Big Ben is a rapist? Because of his pseudo mullet.

David Johnson.  Why did we draft him?

BEST YET.  If we drafted A.Q. Shipley then why did freakin Doug Legursky start????

Max Starks looked so weak the whole game.  I feel like he's so tall that if Harrison ever went against him then he would be destroyed.  He's just way to big.

Larry Fitzgeralds diamonds are the size of my fist.

James Harrisons arms are as big as my face.

Best part goes to ESPN saying how Heath Miller was out of the game when less then 30 seconds later he catches a pass.  Really he's not playing?  And NO Heath did not pull a Paul Pierce and come back out of a wheelchair. 

I really like all the reports that said that we would play some random 4th quarterback.  That worked out well.

Who is #13? Saw him on the sideline and was utterly confused.

I knew the Cards had alot of our players but it's getting annoying.  They even signed freakin Dan Krider give me a break.  And Palko?  CHUKKY OKOBI?  You should have just taken Carey Davis while you were here.

Last ramble

For everyone that said that Pietor Czech could take Jeff Reeds spot can take their foots out of their mouths now.  HE SUCKS.  Jeff is kicking 50 yarders while old Czech is practically missing extra points.  Give me a break I could make a 30 yarder.  And it wasn't even close it was so wide.  The bad majorly outweighs the good here.  I do not want him anywhere near the gameday roster.  Just get the cut over with now.