My favorite:

Or the fact that the Steelers’ blocking schemes are such that the linemen are sometimes outnumbered when opposing defenses rush the quarterback.

“Our pass protections, we are usually responsible for six guys,” Hartwig said. “Most teams are responsible for five guys, so that’s a little bit extra on us, but we’re capable of doing it.”

WTF? Maybe there’s a reason most other NFL teams actually have a blocker for all the rushers. And no, Justin, you’re not capable of doing it.

While critical of the line’s play at times in 2008, Colon bristles when others level shots against him and his teammates.

If the fifth-year veteran takes it personally, it’s because he spends more time with his fellow linemen than he does his own brothers.

That’s pretty impressive – sometime between getting drafted in 2006 and going into his 4th season in the league in 2009, he picked up five years of experience. Sweeeet.

“I could be poised to marry Jessica Alba this year, but somehow that also seems extremely unlikely. "

well yea, with an attitude like that you won’t have a chance.