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Dear Spammers: Give Up, You Will Not Win

I know the lame lazy ass mofos who are spamming our site will not be reading this. Well aware of that. Still wanted to let you all know that I'm pissed off by the relentless attack of spam from low-life China-based stores selling knock-off garbage. Ridiculous. This weekend was particularly out of control. I apologize for that. Unfortunately my rage doesn't solve problems, so please excuse me while I go about finding a long-term solution to these hack marketers. In the meantime, keep flagging, and just ignore knowing that I don't tolerate it one bit and am in the process of getting it out of the way for you all as you try to enjoy each other's company.

Sorry.

Have blessed weeks, and if you see one of those shitbirds in your neck of the woods (they go by weird names, spell like donkeys and peddle cheap crap), do us all a favor and channel your inner James Harrison.

-Michael

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