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ARIANS FUND...

... I'VE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT FOR A YEAR ABOUT THIS BUM...

...  But now I have had it... I'm starting a a fund and will collect monies from anyone concerned that will be used for either of two charities.  The first charity is to send Bruce to Offensive Strategy & Playbook School.  The second choice is TREMOR, the Three Rivers Executional Mafia Organization Retired... a HIT firm that works on a CONTRACT basis. 

Four games lost last season (2009) because we could not score a touchdown when on the 1 yard line - and at least one game so far this season (2010).  This OC so wishes he had some testosterone, that he thinks he'll gain some by forcing the ball into the endzone by running into a (wait for it... or count 'em... your choice), a NINE MAN "D" LINE UP FRONT WITH THE SAFETIES PLAYING AS LINEBACKERS... AND WE'RE NOT TALKING QB SNEAK.  Hell, Ben can fall down for 3 yards even if the "D" does pick-up on the naked bootleg option.

BA:  Well, 1st I'll try over the Center.... Ahh, well, next I'll try over Right Guard... Oh pooh... OK, I know, lets try over Right Tackle... Ooooh Darn.... Can I have 1 more chance, Please, Please, just one more chance?? 

ME:  WAIT A MINUTE... his name is Bruce... now I understand... he desires testosterone so much he's trying to fake having it... just like a pansy

 

NOW... Remember the Ravens, game 4;

We get screwed up but get the ball back.  40-some seconds remaining in the game to get down the field, here is a hint "PRESERVE THE CLOCK".  How he asks (he's so clueless he has to ask)... pass to the sidelines or run receiver patterns from the middle to the sideline so the receiver can get to the sideline  -  this is Pee Wee coach knowledge that every High School coach has as second nature... Guess, BA never coached at that elevated level.

What did we do for 40-some seconds in the end of the game... threw down the middle every play until we lost the ball... BRILLIANT.

I VOTE FOR THE SECOND CHOICE ABOVE.

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