New friends and foes in the AFCN
by Hudepohl Dey on Feb 9, 2010 2:34 PM EST
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Yo yo yo Pixburgh:
dropping by to provide yall with some Loserism from Ohio
I was just curious about some of your predictions on new AFCN players for the upcoming season. Let me be clear, i think Mock Drafts are a bunch of crap, BUT, what the hell else is there to discuss in the spring, right?
Who are the Steelers prospects? What do yall think the Ravens/Browns/Bengals will do in the Prime Time Thursday Night 1st Round of the NFL Draft???
Are yall literally "LOL"ing about T.OchoUno ????
(or maybe the Bengals will let the comedy begin early and sign Donte Stallworth)
Any key free agents leaving/signing for yall next month????
(sorry there's no definitive point to this post, just looking to drum up debate/discussion)
Peace yall
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We're going to draft Tim Tebow
In the first round and let him lead us to 36 Lombardi Trophies to accompany his 35 MVP trophies (LaMarr Woodley wins the NFL MVP next year with 53.5 sacks, 19FFs, and 300 tackles). We will all then become devote Catholics who understand that God let him bestow his brilliance upon the NFL.
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight
Yes
He has the best deep ball in the history of the game. He could hit the tip of a pencil in the endzone from his own 20 yard line (on a straight line or lofted because all NFL WRs are too slow for his talent).
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight
by John Stephens on Feb 9, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
lmao
well done.
so, he’ll pretty much supplant Big Ben the milli-second after his name is called….(ya know, right before the entire universe bows down to kiss his almighty feet, as the messiah of football hath finally entered to save and resurrect the game of football – as well as life/economy/foreign affairs/ and what-have-you – from the Pro-level)
3 yards and a pile of dust
We are not worthy of him
Anyone who gazes upon The Almighty One for too long will spontaneously combust. He’ll then ressurect you so that he can teach you the ways of the spread option offense.
by StoneColdSteel on Feb 9, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'm looking forward to all the Tebow jokes leading up to the draft
Haha
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight
by John Stephens on Feb 9, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
BwahahaHAHAHAHA!!!!
You made me disturb the baby, buttwipe…
But that was funny
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
+1 our father and a dozen hail mary's
laughin so hard i fell out of my chair
by SteelerBoy86 on Feb 10, 2010 1:53 AM EST up reply actions
The Steelers plan is
to draft as many TEs as possible.
The only managing Ben does is he manages to WIN games
no we are just going to get the bad ones so they can complement Spaeth
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"the earth moves when Sean Payton walks...Because his balls are just that huge." Anarchon after Super Bowl XLIV
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
Didn't you see the report on ESPN?
Bruce has announced his new 11 TE offensive scheme. We’re all pretty excited about it here.
"You learn more in failure than you do in success." - Mike Tomlin
by Rebecca Rollett on Feb 9, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
We're going to draft another RB
That way we can run the triple option. We’ll hire Paul Johnson from Georgia Tech to be the OC. All Steeler fans want to run the ball more so this is the perfect solution.
Can you say Super Bowl #7?
unfortunately I can’t, I’m still learning how pronounce SB#1….
I like the Triple option idea….would Tebow running it, as Johnny_S alluded?
3 yards and a pile of dust
Dennis Dixon would run it
But Tebow would place his spirit inside of Dixon. That way Dixon never has to worry about getting hurt, because God would instantly castrate any player that comes near him.
by StoneColdSteel on Feb 9, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
LOL!
Tebow would place his spirit inside of Dixon
Sorry, got a good chuckle out of that
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Hahaha
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight
by John Stephens on Feb 9, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
wait, so...
would he stand next to Tomlin and borrow the headset….or would he just use telepathy to submit the playcalls?
3 yards and a pile of dust
Tim will call all the plays
And they’ll work to perfection. Every single one of them.
I better stop now or something bad is going to happen to me later on.
by StoneColdSteel on Feb 9, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
he’s actually using his iBible to translate all of nonsense right now….better slow up, draft’s not til April
3 yards and a pile of dust
I think you meant "curcumsize" any player that gets near him
I know it’s not speel correctly.
If you buy a foreign made product you give money to a person who will not be buying an American made produdt that you get paid to make. Think about it next time you're at the store.
by SNW on Feb 9, 2010 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
Wow do I need a remedial course.
If you buy a foreign made product you give money to a person who will not be buying an American made produdt that you get paid to make. Think about it next time you're at the store.
by SNW on Feb 9, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe Cleveland should draft Tebow….then they could have Cribbs and Tebow in their backfield…..
3 yards and a pile of dust
Alot of people have the skidmarks taking Joe Haden 1st
I personally think they will grab Dez Bryant, with Cribbs phoning it in next year. They insulted their best/only playmaker, therefore they will need another one.
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
great point, honestly, they could have gone 0-16 if he wasn’t there. They need to pay that man……
3 yards and a pile of dust
What was that offer?
1.6 million? That actually insulted ME, and I’m not Cribbs….
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Yeah, me too
but then again, neither of us is the star player on a team full of scrubs
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
So who’s on the out in Steel town???
From the outside looking in, i’d have to think there’s no reason to keep Stefan Logan
3 yards and a pile of dust
Ha!
there’s no reason to keep Stefan Logan
You can’t fool us with your twisty-talk!
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
no foolin,
honestly, tell me why you would want to keep him???
I’d bet Mike Wallace and Isaac Redman could relieve him of his return duties no sweat. At least Redman could give you RB snaps as well
3 yards and a pile of dust
Logan is our new Randle El.
There’s no way Tomlin will chance Wallace getting murdered on a kick return, and the jury is still out on Redman…
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Logan picked it up a lot in the second half of the season
I think that earned him another year. Also, towards the end of the year, Tomlin said he was trying to work Logan into the offense, doesn’t make sense to me if hes not gonna be around next year.
People also forget this was his first year in the NFL, and he did pretty well for a rookie.
can anyone say hypocloid
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"the earth moves when Sean Payton walks...Because his balls are just that huge." Anarchon after Super Bowl XLIV
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
I thought it was only once
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"the earth moves when Sean Payton walks...Because his balls are just that huge." Anarchon after Super Bowl XLIV
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
Pretty sure I saw it again during the GB game...maybe I'm wrong though...
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
pretty sure it was twice
anyway, the point is he (Arians) only knew how to say it twice…….and thats it.
Sorta like having The Big Legursky play FB
It worked, and we never saw it again…
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Cause yeah, you can't throw when your set in an I formation...
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
WTF is an I formation?
Is that one of those mythical formations with a unicorn….errrr….fullback in?
We increased our offensive production by 1,000 yards but our points by only 3 touchdowns?
-Johnny_S
Who Dey?
JETS DEY!
Well, I have heard tell of an I formation
containing Cerberus, Gorgon, and a cockatrice…
I’m starting to think it merely legend though…
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Yeah, but Peter Griffin played for the cheatriots...
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
and the London Sissy-nannies
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"the earth moves when Sean Payton walks...Because his balls are just that huge." Anarchon after Super Bowl XLIV
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Feb 10, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Those men are tremendous in stature!
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
by Steel Spike on Feb 10, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
apparently you can't
it’s hypocycloid… sorry
by TomlinsPuffyJacket on Feb 10, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions
I said say Hypcycloid not spell it
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"the earth moves when Sean Payton walks...Because his balls are just that huge." Anarchon after Super Bowl XLIV
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Feb 10, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Redman
is our Tebow of the Bench. We can’t risk actually playing him. Therefore we have to keep Stefan.
"You learn more in failure than you do in success." - Mike Tomlin
by Rebecca Rollett on Feb 9, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
If we played him he could get hurt.....
then he’d never be able to make plays for us…
The bench is the safest place for him.
Were is the rest of this post?
Only one sentance momma?
Joke by the way.
If you buy a foreign made product you give money to a person who will not be buying an American made produdt that you get paid to make. Think about it next time you're at the store.
by SNW on Feb 9, 2010 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry - Punxatawny Polamalu burst into my house
as I was typing, and I had to get out of there fast. When I left he was rummaging in my cupboards, looking for conditioner.
"You learn more in failure than you do in success." - Mike Tomlin
by Rebecca Rollett on Feb 9, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm guessing it's safe to say he did not hit you in the Bert and Ernies.
If you buy a foreign made product you give money to a person who will not be buying an American made produdt that you get paid to make. Think about it next time you're at the store.
Nope -
but I did pull my dressing gown more closely around Hoppy and Bob.
"You learn more in failure than you do in success." - Mike Tomlin
by Rebecca Rollett on Feb 10, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
You’d be wrong. He set the Steelers all time return yard season record. He will be back, and possibly used in certain offensive packagers.
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight
by John Stephens on Feb 9, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
ok, my bad, didn’t see him contribute much in coverage though….(no burn intended)
3 yards and a pile of dust
i didn’t realize he set the return yardage record. I must say, he didn’t seem very fast….
alright well, then i’ll repeat the question:
Who’s on the outs?
3 yards and a pile of dust
Are you asking about free agency?
As in, who could the Bengals pick up to kill us, or…?
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
no,
who do yall think is on the outs in Pittsburgh…
it seems every year yall lose a key free agent, although it’s usually because there’s someone else waiting behind ’em on the depth chart, but you know what i mean
3 yards and a pile of dust
Ty Carter
Probably Hampton, possibly Farrior, Batch…I don’t really know right off the top of my head
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Farrior won't be gone
He is still a good LB and I think both sides of the party want him to stay in black and gold
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight
by John Stephens on Feb 9, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Hopefully he can transition into the LB coach eventually
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Kinda like trying to have Charley transition into a QB coach
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"the earth moves when Sean Payton walks...Because his balls are just that huge." Anarchon after Super Bowl XLIV
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
Kevin Greene transitioned to LB coach
if I’m not mistaken…
I would love it if Batch would stay on as coach. Same with Hines, Farrior, the Bus, Woodson, ETC…
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Yes
Last year was his first full time coaching gig. With Dom Capers as the DC at Green Bay. Greene coached here for a week or two in training camp, more than one year.
Could you imagine though?
Rod Woodson coming in and smacking little Willie Gay around and turning him into a shut down corner? Not that I think even Rod could do that, just saying…
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Apparently
It is very difficult for the great ones, to teach things that just come naturally to them. And then there is Dick LeBeau, to prove this theory is not always correct.
Oh yeah!
Coach Dad used to be a CB…Why can’t he knock some sense into willie gay?
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
by Steel Spike on Feb 10, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
You can only teach someone
as much as they are able to absorb.
"You learn more in failure than you do in success." - Mike Tomlin
by Rebecca Rollett on Feb 10, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
No Clue
Hampton if he is not resigned. Maybe Batch if he retires or we force him out. Jeff Reed is questionable.
Other positions all depend on who we draft and how camp/preseason go.
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight
by John Stephens on Feb 9, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed, although...
I’m pretty sure Ty Carter is double live gonzo…
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
How'd I forget him...
With the right draft…Clark could be gone.
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight
by John Stephens on Feb 9, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
In all seriousness
Look for us to draft an OL, NT (depending on a deal with Hamp), or ILB in the first. My presumption is they will resign Casey, grab the best ILB in the first (trade up for McClain?), and get OLs in following rounds. We will see though.
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight
Finally
I was wondering if someone was going to be good-mannered enough to answer this guy’s question without being a smart-ass.
(I know he’s a Bungle fan, but still…)
Not smart ass, we all tend to take things lightly around BTSC
It is all in good fun, and I don’t think he has minded the tone at all.
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight
by John Stephens on Feb 9, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah Hudepohl is one of the 4 or 5 cool Bungle fans
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Yeah, it's not really fair to label Hudepohl Dey as a Bengels fan
He offers insight and humor…
4 or 5? You sir are a generous man!
No I'm not
There’s JSL410 (or something), Danimal, Destroyer of Worlds, Hudepohl, and one or two others that treated me with respect before I went trolling after the Jets knocked the Bungles out of the playoffs.
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Well, I did post an apology thread
after the deadline I had set to stop trolling. But, I only apologized to the cool guys, and not the rest. XD
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Nah. I held my own pretty well during the trolling
Besides, not many of them will come over to harass me, knowing I gots me some backup here.
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Its sort of like getting school children to settle down after recess
…you have to let em work it out a little before getting down to business
I don't see tham going after OL in the first
Unless Iupati is there I doubt we go after an OL. We’re set at tackle (if they extend Colon) for the next few years so I can’t see them taking one in the first.
I still think it’s going to be a corner for some reason. I know we took two last year but Ike is in the last year of his contract and we still might need a #1 corner. I got my eye on Donovan Warren from Michigan. Dude was playing very well this year. If he runs a good 40 I think he’s going to shoot up draft boards.
by StoneColdSteel on Feb 9, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
There's only one corner that's worthy of 1st round money
and that’s Joe Haden, and he will be loooong gone before we pick. I don’t think any of the other corners are even 2nd rounders, to be honest.
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Just wait until the combine
This same thing happens every year.
by StoneColdSteel on Feb 9, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
I would agree if
the combine featured actual NFL style play, where you could get a definitive look at how the players would react in a certain situation.
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Kyle Wilson
This will be avery good NFL corner, worth 1st rd. consideration IMO.
"You never stand so tall as to when you reach down to pick someone up."
Well, as this is all conjecture at this point
we shall all have to wait and see, won’t we?
Except for Dr. Del, none of us has “inside sources” into the organization.
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
My best friends cousins uncles brother in laws sister made out with Ben in college.
Does that count as an inside source?
We increased our offensive production by 1,000 yards but our points by only 3 touchdowns?
-Johnny_S
Who Dey?
JETS DEY!
No, but I'll bet Ben had an "inside source" with her
but only if she was ugly and crazy….
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Ok, my uncles friend seriously had sex with Ike Taylor
That might count.
I swear thats a true story. Happened a few weeks ago.
We increased our offensive production by 1,000 yards but our points by only 3 touchdowns?
-Johnny_S
Who Dey?
JETS DEY!
Wonder how he caught her...
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
by Steel Spike on Feb 9, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hello burn ward?
MAJOR BURNAGE
We increased our offensive production by 1,000 yards but our points by only 3 touchdowns?
-Johnny_S
Who Dey?
JETS DEY!
He blanketed her with press coverage...
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
by Steel Spike on Feb 10, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Hehe
Thnx. I was trying to come up with something that had to do with ‘hands of stone’, and ‘knocking her out’, but it just wouldn’t formulate in my mind…
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
by Steel Spike on Feb 10, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah,
i’ve been sent here on a mission of neutrality. The One and Only Tebow need not blast fellow division rivals, merely “test the waters” with art thou bloggers…
Ephesians 2:8-10: Useth thine Florida speed and SEC power to smasheth any and all mouth that nears thee. Then thou shalt kneeleth above thy foe, and pray for stealth recovery.
3 yards and a pile of dust
Hope he enjoyed College ball and the experience
might be all he gets, at least in regards to “being the best”
he better get used to being a great athlete
that is going against other athletes that are just as good if not better than him
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"the earth moves when Sean Payton walks...Because his balls are just that huge." Anarchon after Super Bowl XLIV
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
Honestly
I don’t keep up with college football. Luckily for me, big_jay71 posts a new mock every week or so, and they are impressive. His last is http://www.mockingthedraft.com/2010/2/6/1298135/2010-nfl-4-round-mock-draft and covers our needs well. I especially like that this weeks edition, has us taking a ball-hawking safety, instead of a big hitting one!
Free agents: I’m glad we had Charlie Batch, but his playing career here is over. We can’t make use of a backup QB, that can’t finish a game without getting injured himself.
It’s nice to read you again. : )
I say we keep him.
Maybe make him a QB coach or assistant. He ain’t whispering sweet nothings in Tomlins ear every game, so he has to be doing something when I see him standing next to Coach T.
We increased our offensive production by 1,000 yards but our points by only 3 touchdowns?
-Johnny_S
Who Dey?
JETS DEY!
I think the Steelers make a side deal with Darrell Revis.
He plays for 1 dollar on “official” salaries. But Rooney is ponying up on the side.
We can dream can’t we?
We increased our offensive production by 1,000 yards but our points by only 3 touchdowns?
-Johnny_S
Who Dey?
JETS DEY!
Oh but draft wise
We get an OL, a CB, and maybe another RB if Parker splits. After that probably BPA.
We increased our offensive production by 1,000 yards but our points by only 3 touchdowns?
-Johnny_S
Who Dey?
JETS DEY!
I think if TO goes to the bengals
it will do them well, then you can move coles the the 3 position where he belongs, you’d have a serious WR threat like you did back in 2005
Steelers football is 60 mins.
T.O. > T.J.?
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
by Steel Spike on Feb 10, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Well, for the 2009 season...
Douchemanzadha: 79 receptions, 911 yards, 3 TD’s
Cancer Owens: 55 receptions, 829 yards, 5 TD’s
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
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