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AS PER THE HUFFINGTON POST: Ben Roethlisberger's bodyguards guarded the entrance to the bathroom where he allegedly sexually assaulted a 20-year-old college student, according to an eyewitness account at FanHouse. Another witness tells the web site that the Steelers quarterback looked "as surprised as anybody" when police arrived at the Milledgeville, Ga. bar later in the night. A woman who claims to have partied with Roethlisberger the night of the alleged assault says the Steeler "was not nice." She tells WTAE Pittsburgh that he "bought a round of shots for girls and said, 'All you bitches, take my shots.'" The article reports that Roethlisberger "hit on her but she wasn't interested and didn't like the way he was acting, so she left." The two-time Super Bowl champion, who last year was accused of rape in Nevada, reportedly admitted to having "sexual contact" with his most recent accuser in Georgia, but denies that an assault took place. While he initially refused to provide a DNA sample, the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reports that he is arranging to submit one. Possibly complicating matters is the fact that the initial investigating officer posed for pictures with Rothlisberger, who has since hired a private investigator to look into his accuser's claims.

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LOL....

All you bitches drink my shots.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
-George Carlin

by Cdsumm on Mar 15, 2010 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I laughed at that quote

If I saw that happen in person I’d be disgusted, but reading it made me laugh. Probably just because it is so blatant and ridiculous. “Oh I know what will get these girls…” buys shots, haha

With the 18th pick of the 2010 NFL Draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select Florida QB Tim Tebow. (not a RB!)

by John Stephens on Mar 15, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Exactly my thought!

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
-George Carlin

by Cdsumm on Mar 15, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd laugh at that in person

in fact, i’d probably say that too… kidding of course.

all you bitches, drink my shots.

by klompus on Mar 15, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the bitches in question are under 21....

it changes simple sexual battery, to aggravated sexual battery.

by r c a on Mar 15, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

booooooooooo

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 8:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

What "shot" was he talking about?

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm….

With the 18th pick of the 2010 NFL Draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select Florida QB Tim Tebow. (not a RB!)

by John Stephens on Mar 16, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

yeah that’s pretty funny, reminds me of Dave Chapelle show with Rick James…..Hey bitches…go have sex with Charlie Murphy! I’m Rick James bitch!…..Now go take Roethlisbergers shots!

"I hated putting on that purple uniform, and I hated that raven bird. What really ticked me off is when we played Pittsburgh our whole stadium seemed to be filled with Pittsburgh fans." Tackle Orlando Brown

by maletvette on Mar 16, 2010 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's hilarious

I wonder if they hit their heads too.

I swear, these “sexual assaults allegations” against Ben are getting funnier by the minute. I wonder what Ben has to say about this?

by Mini Hulk on Mar 15, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened to the time of Led Zepplin where groupies let you do depraved things to them

and then kept their mouths shut about it.

We all know the Zepplin story about the fish….

That quote about the bitches was hilarious, if he said it just for a laugh or something. If he was serious, thinking it was the cool thing to say, well that’s something else entirely.

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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)

by svenhoek on Mar 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

does your snapper fancy a bit of snapper?

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Mar 16, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can see the internet doing some interesting things with this.

should be funny

less funny if things go wrong for us, but still funny.

by shleeve on Mar 16, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not entirelly sure how to react to this "news"

its just a bunch of he said she said bullshit so I’m taking this with a grain of salt

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by WVPiratesfan on Mar 15, 2010 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, me too

that just sounds funny to me for some reason.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
-George Carlin

by Cdsumm on Mar 15, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

or with several grains of salt and a lime.

I wasn’t pleased because we didn’t win - Mike Tomlin (after the 2009 week 2 loss to Chicago).

by fanofsteel on Mar 15, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

the most troubling part is the bodyguards guarded the entrance to the bathroom… I have no idea what to make of that, if they were posted up and let her in, that meant that she wanted to go and somewhere down the line she had a change of heart and Ben didn’t like it and prevented her from leaving?

Steelers football is 60 mins.

by tannofsteel84 on Mar 15, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

If that happened, then there is video of it.

Not what happened inside of course but, there will be video of these two dudes standing guard. The bodyguards were off duty cops and I’ve also heard that they knew of nothing going on. If they were in fact standing guard then they are in deep doo doo.

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

by chewiesteeler on Mar 15, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

standing guard while he got a knobber from an of-age woman

with her consent? This is classic he-said she-said bullshit. He may be a pig and he may be an asshole in certain situations. He certainly is not too bright to put himself in the situation. What has it been nearly a week and a half and still no actual charges by the cops. hmmmmm could it be that the little golddigger doesn’t have a case?

by SteelersFnRule on Mar 15, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Love it

+1

Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 15, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of the video tapes

How long does it take to watch those things? I mean c’mon people. Send em to me so I can delete any evidence of BB doing the wrong and we can go win #7 and take this secret to the grave.

Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 15, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what I'm talking about

They seized the damn tapes, which is standard procedure, now what are they waiting for? I used to work at a bank branch with a zillion cameras everywhere. If you came to me and asked me for a date and time I could have it and play it back for you in a matter of minutes. OK, granted, this place was packed so they have to do some viewing to do but what the eff else is going on down in that sleepy little town.

I’m not a police office/investigator so I don’t know how long it takes to complete an investigation. Honestly, impatience aside, I just hope these guys take as long as they need to figure out exactly what happened.

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

by chewiesteeler on Mar 15, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

+100

'All you bitches, take my shots.'
~Alleged Big Ben Quote

by Cdsumm on Mar 15, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the investigating officer

actually posed for photos with Ben, the changes of a charge being laid just dropped.

by RLD on Mar 15, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

bens two alleged bodyguards have lawyered up....

they now claim that they weren’t ben’s bodyguards,but just guest at a friends birthday,and doing a fine impression of sargent shultz of hogan’s heros.“i know nothing”.

as a lawyer you could imagine the DA’s joy on hearing that new twist.

by r c a on Mar 15, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off-topic

I was just watching NFL presents: love, hate, and grief. They showed Kerry Collins and right underneath his name read: Cornerback. Anyone know if we could sign him? Harf Harf.

Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 15, 2010 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet Rich Eisen has a better 40 time than Collins...

"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods

by Steel Spike on Mar 15, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about Tom Collins?

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 8:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phil Collins?

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 19, 2010 6:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Best news of the day. All of sudden, Ben thinks he is Rick James.

You have to hate losing more than you love winning.

by Mr MaLoR on Mar 15, 2010 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

F yo couch

With the 18th pick of the 2010 NFL Draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select Florida QB Tim Tebow. (not a RB!)

by John Stephens on Mar 15, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlMIDRFSBRo

You have to hate losing more than you love winning.

by Mr MaLoR on Mar 15, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Hilarious, actually sounded pretty good too

Without me, youre only you

by GotWoodley? on Mar 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm RIck James Bitch

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by WVPiratesfan on Mar 15, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

SLAP!

Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

With the 18th pick of the 2010 NFL Draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select Florida QB Tim Tebow. (not a RB!)

by John Stephens on Mar 15, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the future could you link to articles you quote?

I wasn’t pleased because we didn’t win - Mike Tomlin (after the 2009 week 2 loss to Chicago).

by fanofsteel on Mar 15, 2010 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

sure.....

http://bleacherreport.com/tb/b3hpF

Now you can read the exact same thing I posted there.

'All you bitches, take my shots.'
~Alleged Big Ben Quote

by Cdsumm on Mar 16, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read a story today from florio about Ben

where he actually types out loud that he is slowly letting out facts one each day to get more hits. What a treat. Almost every bit of these daily tidbits could all have been written in one article a week ago and we would all know all there is to know at this time right away. But no, let’s all cut it up and hand out little bits of the news each day to the huddled masses. Please sir, can I have some more? Ridiculous. I swear these new organizations have totally forgotten whatever charter and mission statement they had. It’s all about the profits now. No integrity. I guess that shouldn’t be a startling revelation.

This whole affair is making me a very petulant person.

At least whenever the jerk of the minute asks me about Ben I can still say “no charges have been filed”. The fact that no charges have been filed yet is a good sign. Not to say they won’t be, but if it were a slam dunk case, things would be moving faster. They DID let Ben walk away and leave the state. That is a good sign too.

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Mar 15, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Just because they let Ben leave Georgia

Doesn’t mean really anything. To my perspective, when somebody flees the situation, it makes them look even more guilty.

by Mini Hulk on Mar 15, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

" Just because they let Ben leave Georgia Doesn’t mean really anything. "

Yes it does.

It doesn’t mean a whole lot, but it certainly has meaning. If they had a smoking gun, Ben would be in jail. Currently with the information that is out there I’ll take meaning from every tea leaf on the floor.

It’s funny that I’ve reserved my comments on this affair, and the first time I say something I get replies like these two:

Mini Hulk, Ben didn’t “flee the situation.” He went home from a night of celebrating his birthday and then presumably left his vacation home for his normal home. Hell he could still be in Georgia for all I know. But he didn’t “flee”.

And to r c a, what the hell are you talking about? The police could have arrested him that night without a grand jury, that’s retarded.

It sounds like we’re getting legal advice from 12 year olds here at BTSC. That’s what happens with all this TMZ bullshiz.

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Mar 16, 2010 7:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I knew I made the right choice when I said I refuse to discuss this. Nobody knows what the outcome will be, not even the prosecutor.

"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods

by Steel Spike on Mar 16, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like it

He left the day after the cops were after him.

by Mini Hulk on Mar 16, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he was black I could understand

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 19, 2010 6:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

do you know anything about the justice system?

the DA can’t bring charges until the grand jury returns a"true bill",do you know what a grand jury is? do you know if their grand jury is even in?

by r c a on Mar 15, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not sure you are correct

Without giving legal advice it appears that Ben could only be charged with Sexual battery which is a misdemeanor in Georiga.

The right to a grand jury for misdemeanor charges in Georgia appears to have been abolished by statute:

http://www.law.uga.edu/academics/profiles/dwilkes_more/32decline.html

And yup, legal information you get from the internet is often worth what you pay for it.

by RLD on Mar 16, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

the officer in the pics with ben has been taken off the case.

and the GBI has started a parallel investigation.

i didn’t think the GBI messed with misdemeanors.

by r c a on Mar 16, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see what felony

they could charge him with based on the facts as reported.

And the GBI has likely started a parallel investigation because the local officer who posed for pictures with BB has likely contaminated the investigation, and thus a parallel investigation is almost a neccesity, especially in a high profile case. It is hard to rely on members of a local force to investigate a case when the conduct of one of their own is in question.

by RLD on Mar 16, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree....

but, if ben gave her booze (she is 20), and she was injured in the alleged assault (she was treated for a head injury),how can it not be a felony.

by r c a on Mar 16, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know.....

i hope it’s none. but it seems to me not a simple assault case.
what worries me is the GBI is on the scene, and now the two off duty cops (ben’s alleged bodyguards) are claiming that they weren’t working that night, but just guest at a party. that sounds fishy to me.

by r c a on Mar 16, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

most of the Georgia statues are online

I think the most likely charge is sexual battery. If you have some other possibilities feel free to post them. And then compare them to the article I posted above which lists which felonies require a grand jury and which are waived/waivable.

If you think about it, if every time an assualt or even a sexual assualt occurred a grand jury was required…the system would gring to a halt.

by RLD on Mar 16, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah they save those for black people

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least they knocked

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Task Force kicked down my door

and shot my dog in the face. Then they planted cocaine in my room and started feeling on my wife’s breasts.

by StoneColdSteel on Mar 16, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

gotcha by 2 seconds

Steelers football is 60 mins.

by tannofsteel84 on Mar 16, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

reminds me of the chappelle show

where the drug deal traded places with the CEO and they shot the dog…

Steelers football is 60 mins.

by tannofsteel84 on Mar 16, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

His is higher

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has it been established

that she didn’t have a fake ID?

by tobiathan on Mar 18, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

They need to call an expert in from TMZ

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 19, 2010 6:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

But the cops can arrest you

without a grand jury, just like they can give speeding tickets without a judge.

Steelers football is 60 mins.

by tannofsteel84 on Mar 16, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

and often do

don’t you watch cops?

Steelers football is 60 mins.

by tannofsteel84 on Mar 16, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he sung that song?

man i feel like i’ve been living under a rock….

Steelers football is 60 mins.

by tannofsteel84 on Mar 16, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least you learned

your wife is always right

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the same lesson as paying taxes

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both carry penalties

and can cost you harassment and lots of cash.

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If she's not

you’d better make sure you make her think you think she is. They don’t take defeat easily

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 19, 2010 6:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

More to the point

we’re not wrong very often, and even when we are, there are generally extenuating circumstances that mean that in fact our wrongness is more correct than our husband’s rightness…

Or something like that.

"You learn more in failure than you do in success." - Mike Tomlin

by Rebecca Rollett on Mar 20, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you are all jedis

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 22, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope (if you are married) your wife doesn't see that

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 22, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inner_Circle

"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods

by Steel Spike on Mar 16, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

smart man

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew a guy that said he had serious ploblems in his married for a long time

He said he lived in the same house as his wife yet didn’t speak to her for 18 months. I asked him why and he said “I didn’t want ti interrupt.”

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods

by Steel Spike on Mar 16, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ti=to

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Tito involved in this too?

To try and then fail, is not unacceptable, but failing to try, is accepting failure.

by alfresco on Mar 20, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually its inner circle

but your wife is still right

in a system that depends upon your failure conformity is the only true act of rebellion

by MAN_OF_STEEL_86 on Mar 16, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops nevermind

in a system that depends upon your failure conformity is the only true act of rebellion

by MAN_OF_STEEL_86 on Mar 16, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

That was Inner Circle, man. Bob Marley wasn’t in that band.

"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods

by Steel Spike on Mar 16, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huffington post?

Who would bother to read that rag? That rag is anti man anyway..

by nycsteelerfan on Mar 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

That's because "the man" is keeping us down!

We have to fight the powers that be!

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

If it ain’t TMZ it ain’t squat!

With the 18th pick of the 2010 NFL Draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select Florida QB Tim Tebow. (not a RB!)

by John Stephens on Mar 16, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

You bitches drink these shots….lmao…. If I had a nickel for every time I said THAT.

Plain and simple Ben gotta get his game up and start mounting Quality women instead of lil college hoes.

by Steelchamps !! on Mar 15, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

IVE GOT AN IDEA!

I propose we start the “Find Big Ben a Girlfriend” movement.
We search the world for the perfect match for Ben. He needs a serious girlfriend, I mean damn Ben, you’re 28. You’re getting into marriage range, if not already there.

by shleeve on Mar 16, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

E-Harmony should sponsor Ben

Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 16, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

could you imagine that commercial?

“Hi, I’m ben rothelisberger quarter back of the Pittsburgh Steelers, I used to have to out to college clubs, groping other women, buying shots, and other elicit sexual contact. But now with EHarmony, I don’t worry about someone calling assualt. Because I now how someone I can legally grope, buy shots, and perform elicit sexual acts with and not have to worry about any investigation.”

Steelers football is 60 mins.

by tannofsteel84 on Mar 16, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe if you play your cards right

You TOO could become a member of the BenaPalooza Posse! With your good taste I’m guessing your application would be accepted immediately. Also would help if you were a 300lb. offensive lineman…

by TheHumbleOne on Mar 16, 2010 5:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow!

If she pissed on me, I’d probably shove her away from me too….

"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods

by Steel Spike on Mar 16, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

I hope this is true. That would make this story golden.

With the 18th pick of the 2010 NFL Draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select Florida QB Tim Tebow. (not a RB!)

by John Stephens on Mar 16, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Johnny....

I didn’t know you liked water sports…

"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods

by Steel Spike on Mar 16, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

But that would open up the door to some many ridiculous jokes. Can’t you just see Ravens fans using the defense “well at least my QB didn’t get pissed on”. Hahaha

With the 18th pick of the 2010 NFL Draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select Florida QB Tim Tebow. (not a RB!)

by John Stephens on Mar 16, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah theirs gets crapped on

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Flacco.......in.....

German Shiza Part Deux

'All you bitches, take my shots.'
~Alleged Big Ben Quote

by Cdsumm on Mar 16, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Essen mine sheisse

"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods

by Steel Spike on Mar 16, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill

by PixburghArn on Mar 16, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Broadway Joe's nylons

"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods

by Steel Spike on Mar 16, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

glad someone caught that

With the 18th pick of the 2010 NFL Draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select Florida QB Tim Tebow. (not a RB!)

by John Stephens on Mar 16, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I'm getting the idea

that Big Stupid went in for a speedy hoover and got peed on in the process, causing him to involuntarily step back suddenly and sending our poor(but generous and dronk) maiden sprawling onto the floor to frolic in her own wee.

Ick.

Is SHE sure she wants this story to get out?

Maybe she’s trying to divert attention from herself by pointing a finger at Big Dummy?

by tobiathan on Mar 18, 2010 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

The above is (obviously) only fiction!

It’s just my imagination at work and not at all the truth, nor is it intending on putting blame anywhere.

Pure, unadulterated speculation on my part.

NOT TMZ Authorized!

by tobiathan on Mar 18, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

but can she play cornerback?

To try and then fail, is not unacceptable, but failing to try, is accepting failure.

by alfresco on Mar 20, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

he wasn’t sexually assaulting, he was just scouting

by shleeve on Mar 22, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

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