South Park and #7
by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 18, 2010 2:33 AM EDT
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If you don't watch South Park stop reading. Tonight the season premier of South Park featured the subject of young successful men struggling with sex addiction. Guess who appeared numerously on the episode? Big Ben Roethlisberger. And I have to tell you. It was hilarious. The main subject was Tiger woods. Along with David Letterman, Bill Clinton and others. Now before any of you start jumping off and hating on South Park, just know that the creators put things on the show that they like. Let me know your thoughts on it. If you haven't seen it and want to, You can watch it here at SouthParkStudios.com. Poll will be added Saturday so stay tuned!
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I loved Bens line in that episode.
For those that don’t want to watch, he delivers it in a voice that can only be classified as mentally challenged.
I vote more half-retarded sounding Big Ben in future episodes.
We increased our offensive production by 1,000 yards but our points by only 3 touchdowns?
-Johnny_S
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Bungles
Tank
Stupidly like
Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
I think I might have found a permanent pic for my profile from that episode.
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
You like those west coast waves?
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
That episode made me cry last night
Glad I came over here to make fun of your sex addict QB for being on the show but my man Alf Fardonyu (SoCal) got it going.
When I first saw his trashy face as a South Park character, I started crying. Then when asked about how not to get caught he goes “Don’t have sex with young girls in the baiiiiiiitttttthhhheeeroom.”
But I also feel bad for Tiger. He has made this big comeback and trying to change his image, then South Park puts out that episode. Poor guy, but man was it funny.
“There is a turd in the punch”
You have to hate losing more than you love winning.
Joo stoopid son ov a beech!
I never should have married oo!
We increased our offensive production by 1,000 yards but our points by only 3 touchdowns?
-Johnny_S
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Bungles
Tank
Stupidly like
Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
When she came out during his press conference, I was laughing so hard. Then Cartman goes “Sweet, did you find another number in the cell phone?”
You have to hate losing more than you love winning.
The water level, I can’t stop thinking about it.
by Phantaskippy on Mar 18, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I stopped reading after the 1st sentence
thank you for the I.Q. Warning.
by Steelchamps !! on Mar 18, 2010 12:24 PM EDT reply actions
I really dont find the whole Ben/Tiger thing Funny.
Just Cuz our culture (Gamohra) is depraved and lacks any sense of Morals doesnt make these issues R funny. I dont want my QB to be what it seems he MAY be. How do yall think Tigers wife Feels? How would YOUR wife feel ?and would your friends crack jokes?
Not trying to be a buzzkill but when a Brother falls ya gotta help him up! not make cartoons so we can all be hypocites and laugh at misfortune and Poor decision making that most of us have been guilty of.
by Steelchamps !! on Mar 18, 2010 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
Thats not what they were doing exactly
make cartoons so we can all be hypocites and laugh at misfortune and Poor decision making that most of us have been guilty of.
They were not mocking those guys as much as mocking the “conversations’” of opinions and judgmental attitudes based on speculation going on in the media and blogs like this one about all these incidents.
well
Im counter culture. its still a shame its all so public and a focus on our daily convo i suppose.
by Steelchamps !! on Mar 18, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
You mean like Professional football?
Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 18, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Parody is good comedy.
No subject is off limits, and shouldn’t be.
Just to pitch you crap…
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Awesome
How about a good story about a bridge?
Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 18, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
damnit, you beat me to it.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
by chewiesteeler on Mar 18, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
and then Peter puts his hand over his face and goes
Ahhhhhh……. Hilarious
Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 18, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Your being more of a buzzkill
than Buzz Killington lol
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
by chewiesteeler on Mar 18, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
@Steelchamps
Why do we have to help a brother out of a situation he put himself into?
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
Tony Montana- Scarface
You don't have to, but why not?
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
Cuz
we ALL fall down at some point in life, every single one of us, and the few that help ya out you remeber but they wont be the masses, they will be people who get it.
by Steelchamps !! on Mar 18, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a new Gamera coming out
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
Mechastreisand is FAR FAR worse
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
by chewiesteeler on Mar 19, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions
MechaPelosi is the BEAST
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
Tiger's Wife
I’m sure she feels like crap, but if she’s going to stay with him after all this crap then she’s going to have to weather the storm. Update, the porn star Tiger banged just released 100 new sorry text messages today, they are pretty bad, he keeps losing!
"I hated putting on that purple uniform, and I hated that raven bird. What really ticked me off is when we played Pittsburgh our whole stadium seemed to be filled with Pittsburgh fans." Tackle Orlando Brown
I just think people take South Park too seriously
That last night was funny. People are always looking to for some serious underlying message in South Park that you won’t find. The creators can make you think you know what the message is but I promise you don’t.
Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 18, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions
south pakr is a great criteque of society, thats the message
it just makes fun of everyhting.
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its a Great Day to be a Mountaineer where ever you may be" Tony Caridi
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Mar 18, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The message is:
They don’t give a damn about anybody. If it’s funny, they will do it.
Anyone remember a fairly short lived show “That’s My Bush!”?
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
I don't remember that one
but I do remember Lil’ Bush
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its a Great Day to be a Mountaineer where ever you may be" Tony Caridi
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Mar 18, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Tebow! It was one of the best shows I've ever seen!
It was, of course, about “dubya” in the white house. He was always doing dumb stuff. There was even a wacky neighbor that popped in unannounced, talking about random stuff.
It was waaaay out there, man.
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Right
They make fun of anything and everyone. That’s what makes it great to watch. Seriously people, stop looking for subliminal messages in entertainment. Like those people that enjoyed Avatar then turn around and tell others it has a really deep message about the environment. No it does not. It’s a bunch of blue people on a crazy planet trying to save their tree that they live in. It’s a perfect correlation of Fern Gully. For Ben’s sakes.
Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 18, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Good lord you are spot on sir.
+1
Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 18, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm kinda burned out with making fun of Tebow/Savior...After that, of course...LOL
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Alright alright
Until he wins a SB he can no longer be the savior.
“I have spoken!”
Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 18, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed you have
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
by chewiesteeler on Mar 19, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I personally enjoyed that they thought a wizard alien in independence hall was causing the sex addictions
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its a Great Day to be a Mountaineer where ever you may be" Tony Caridi
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
See I've been saying that all along
It’s cause of their curse that Ben did those things. Lol
Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 18, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Loved, Loved, Loved this episode
How can anyone be offended by this episode?
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
Tony Montana- Scarface
People are offended by many many things
South Park is either loved or hated by all. There’s really not a middle ground.
Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 18, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Ive been offended by South Park since 1998 when they came out, which is what has kept me such a loyal fan. I mean, they killed Jesus in an episode! Who else can do that?
You have to hate losing more than you love winning.
no one
because no one eals has the balls to do it
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its a Great Day to be a Mountaineer where ever you may be" Tony Caridi
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I always point out to people....
How no one really says anything about the show anymore. No protests. No people boycotting Comedy Central over the show. And look at how depraved it’s become! South Park has, hands down, the most brutal death scenes in anything, ever. Imagine if the Imagination Land series of episodes had been aired in 1998, when people were in an uproar. CC would have had the show pulled.
Somehow, somewhere along the way, Trey and Matt stretched the limits of what was possible on television to the point that they can get away with literally anything they want, aside from saying f***, on television. I’ve seen vagina’s and penis’ and boobs. I’ve seen things done to ass’ that are just not possible, in graphic detail. And no one says a peep about it anymore.
In fact, last I heard about SP in the news was the real life Ginger kids beatings, and most of the coverage about SP told the truth about the episode! That it was actually about how ridiculous intolerance is. And then it went away very quietly.
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
The Romans.
"One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preperation."
-Arthur Ashe
by NYSteelersFan4 on Mar 19, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
+2
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its a Great Day to be a Mountaineer where ever you may be" Tony Caridi
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Mar 19, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
And the Jewish kid killed him to boot!
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
by chewiesteeler on Mar 19, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn’t they do that on the HBO show Rome?
Cause they should have.
by Phantaskippy on Mar 19, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
This is just interesting to me
So you say it’s alright to offend people if you offend everyone? That’s dangerous thinking.
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
Just got a chance to watch it. Wow!
“Don’t screw girls in the public baathrooms?”
ROFL!!!
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Yea, they portrayed his Ohio hillbilly trashness very well.
You have to hate losing more than you love winning.
And Baltimore is such a beautiful place
by StoneColdSteel on Mar 18, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
has to be better than Cleveland
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its a Great Day to be a Mountaineer where ever you may be" Tony Caridi
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Mar 18, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Ask Johnny about Baltimore...
He gives such a glowing review…
"OOH! A piece of candy. OOH! A piece of candy."
-James Woods
Nope, not even close. Ohio gets scary my friend.
by Phantaskippy on Mar 19, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
my home town has none of those nicknames
we are just the city of champions
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its a Great Day to be a Mountaineer where ever you may be" Tony Caridi
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Mar 19, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
BEST EPISODE EVER
They made Tiger and Ben sound like dumbasses!
If the PGA Tour game was like that, I’d SO buy it! LMAO!!
Prenup Power up
the greatest power up in a game real or fake ever
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its a Great Day to be a Mountaineer where ever you may be" Tony Caridi
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Mar 18, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
And then when they finally get to Tee of and play the Tiger woods games we're all accustomed to,
Cartman goes “ah man this game sucks now, let’s do something else.”
Haha. Cause when Tiger got in trouble golf got that much more interesting. LMFAO.
Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
by SoCalSteelerFan on Mar 18, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow dude I didn't know golf games were this cool!
yeah man, EA sports really outdid themselves this time!
"I hated putting on that purple uniform, and I hated that raven bird. What really ticked me off is when we played Pittsburgh our whole stadium seemed to be filled with Pittsburgh fans." Tackle Orlando Brown
Just caught the episode last night
I was disappointed, it was not that great of an episode. However, the voice they gave Ben was hilarious, but I wish he had been in the episode a bit more.
With the 18th pick of the 2010 NFL Draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select Florida QB Tim Tebow. (not a RB!)
I thought it was hilarious the whole way through.
Not the best ever, but very entertaining and really got me excited for the new season.
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
Lil Billy Clinton was funny
"Now that I'm here, I don't want to just be here, I want to be here for a long time." Hines Ward, 1998 4th round draft pick.
by kick him in the head on Mar 19, 2010 9:17 AM EDT reply actions
One of the funniest - and most truthful - South Parks ever.....
And not just Clinton asking Butters if his Mom had big boobs….
The premise….that many guys with fame and millions of dollars are idiots from the waist down… is one we all know is true.
They hit on all kinds of women because they can.
As Chris Rock astutely observed, “a man’s faithfulness to his woman varies inversely with his opportunities.”
I guess it’s always been kinda like that, but before TMZ, the internet, and cable, the famous, rich and powerful could keep it quiet. Not any more.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
- Homer J. Simpson
with some of the stroies about JFK, thats is a very true statment
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its a Great Day to be a Mountaineer where ever you may be" Tony Caridi
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Mar 20, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
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