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Isaac Redman is...The Most Interesting Running Back in the World.
by svenhoek on Aug 22, 2010 3:38 PM EDT
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PrintBumped. Why not start Monday with a chuckle? Just one more example of why you all constitute the best community on the internet. -Michael-
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Referees have been known to flag him just to keep the game fair.
Coaches from opposing teams have asked him for help with their gameplans. In the middle of a game.
He once got tackled one yard short of the goal line, just to see how disappointment felt.
He is the father to every child of a Bowie State cheerleader in the last 5 years.
He contemplated playing for NFL Europe, but only decided against it because he would have felt bad for soccer players who would be put out of work by the sudden rise in NFLE popularity.
Troy Polamalu lives vicariously. Through Isaac Redman.
Chuck Norris has been known to make Isaac Redman jokes.
Rugby players who have seen him play have been known to never make fun of the NFL again.
Opposing players have been known to hand the ball to him, just to watch what he does.
He once played on two teams at once. It ended as a tie.
Isaac Redman is....The Most Interesting Running Back in the World.
"I don't always play football. But when I do, I prefer the Steelers."
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priceless
I heard he can speak French, in Russian.
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
Make that picture in paint?
haha
"'Shady I don't understand your flow,' understand my flow?
Bitch I flow like Troy Polamalu's hair boy
don't you dare try to follow or compare boy"
by SoCalSteelerFan on Aug 22, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions
Lunapic.com haha
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
Interesting?
Let’s ask the would-be tacklers who got juked out of their jocks or run over how “interesting” they feel Redman is. But maybe we just imagined that he kicked their butts.
He once played on two teams at once. It ended as a tie.
Lol!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Quitter's Proud United Member #11
Isaac Redman doesn't do push ups
He pushes the earth down.
"Who is Joe Namath? This is a guy who, if he played in the league today, I'd probably just go hit him late and see what he did, just for the hell of it. Joe Namath can go to hell; he can kiss my ass." - Greg Lloyd, after NBC commentator Joe Namath accused Lloyd of playing dirty.
Isaac Redman doesn't carry the rock
The rock sticks to his gravitational field of awesome
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 22, 2010 5:56 PM EDT reply actions
Isaac Redman can ejaculate through steel
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
WOW
What? lol
Steelers football is supposed to be 60 mins, recently it's been 45. The additional 15 are currently under construction.
by tannofsteel84 on Aug 22, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Mountain TOP!
As opposing quarterbacks crouched under center, Lambert pumped his legs up and down, thumping the turf like a war drum. He mouthed threats to opposing running backs that would make even the most hardened Catholic nun weep for humanity. He fulfilled those threats with coldblooded suplex tackles. He may or may not have chain-smoked at halftime, depending on who you ask.
For sixty minutes each Sunday, Jack Lambert was a demon.
by Steel Spike on Aug 23, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
He is the father to every child of a Bowie State cheerleader in the last 5 years.
Now, let’s not go Shawn Kemp here.
"Never mistake motion for action." - Ernest Hemingway
or Antonio Carmartie
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 22, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
DaMon Cromartie Smith
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 22, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
no, his cousin
Antonio Cromartie
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 22, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I was trying to start a word association wave :/
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 22, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Well it's still possible to start a regular, good ole fashioned
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Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
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"God blessed me with the talent I have." - Deebo
by steelersgrl on Aug 25, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
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Steelers football is supposed to be 60 mins, recently it's been 45. The additional 15 are currently under construction.
by tannofsteel84 on Aug 25, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
H
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 25, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Y
Steelers football is supposed to be 60 mins, recently it's been 45. The additional 15 are currently under construction.
by tannofsteel84 on Aug 25, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
O
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 25, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
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Steelers football is supposed to be 60 mins, recently it's been 45. The additional 15 are currently under construction.
by tannofsteel84 on Aug 25, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
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"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 25, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
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Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 25, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
by PixburghArn on Aug 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
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Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Wash yo buns man?
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
haha!
Man(t) what is that!? a Male Ant…?
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 26, 2010 7:28 AM EDT up reply actions
you ever seen Super Hero movie?
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
Arn naw man...I lost track of all the spoofs they have been making...lol.
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 29, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
S
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
O
I’m starting my own
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
A
I see, mr. independent
Steelers football is supposed to be 60 mins, recently it's been 45. The additional 15 are currently under construction.
by tannofsteel84 on Aug 25, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
B
Steelers football is supposed to be 60 mins, recently it's been 45. The additional 15 are currently under construction.
by tannofsteel84 on Aug 25, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
O
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
O
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
If there was ever a post that should not have these stupid, annoying one letter waves it is this one
you can say that again
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
K
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 26, 2010 7:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Or Travis Henry
Remember him? Had like 7 baby mommas.
He was a perfect 9/9!
Then he had to go and mess it up. Now 9/10…no sense of aesthetics.
inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
11 kids with 10 mommas.
Yeah…. it’s crazy.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
If someone owned an ICEE truck and wanted to kidnap me, I'd let them.
by Troy Hufford on Aug 29, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
When Redman jukes, the field moves 7inches to the side.
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 22, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
oooh yay, I made a green
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 22, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Redman clogs the toilet when he pee's
"I hated putting on that purple uniform, and I hated that raven bird. What really ticked me off is when we played Pittsburgh our whole stadium seemed to be filled with Pittsburgh fans." Tackle Orlando Brown
by maletvette on Aug 22, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
lol
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 22, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
you should have said sun...
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 22, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Isaac and I
I know most of what you say is true because Redman and I went to different schools together.
by redeemed1 on Aug 22, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
how did you go to different schools together?
"God blessed me with the talent I have." - Deebo
by steelersgrl on Aug 25, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
They went to school at the same time
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
by PixburghArn on Aug 25, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Coming from you that honestly means alot.
Cheers!
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
+33
"God blessed me with the talent I have." - Deebo
by steelersgrl on Aug 25, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
+36
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 25, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
= Awesome
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 25, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
My God it’s beautiful, full double RB.
by Phantaskippy on Aug 26, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
cover your eyes!
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
Redman isn't listed on Madden 11 because there is no stat above 99
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 22, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
Word is that...
if you go undefeated and win the Super Bowl 10 times in a row on All Madden Franchise mode as the Steelers using 15 min quarters and playing every game out (no sim), every player on your team is replaced by Isaac Redman.
His character does not run, he walks briskly and cannot be tackled unless you dive or walk out of bounds.
The opposing offense kneels the ball 3 times and then punts out of respect. Or is it fear?
by JHolmes on Aug 23, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
these are actually original jokes for the most part
well done guys, this stuff is great!
Ya I was reading the game comments and someone made this joke....
And I spent a better part of the night thinking of this post. I tried not to get too Chuck Norris-y with it.
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
I should add, I didn't spend time thinking of posting this, just a bunch of stupid jokes with it.
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
jokes?
"God blessed me with the talent I have." - Deebo
by steelersgrl on Aug 25, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
When he make catches, even Franco calls them IMMACULATE
This sentence should take up no more than 1 line.
by SteelerMessican on Aug 22, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
The only hand that can beat a royal flush
is Redman’s fist…
"Who is Joe Namath? This is a guy who, if he played in the league today, I'd probably just go hit him late and see what he did, just for the hell of it. Joe Namath can go to hell; he can kiss my ass." - Greg Lloyd, after NBC commentator Joe Namath accused Lloyd of playing dirty.
Redman
Can throw a Pick 6 to himself. And he’s automatically awarded a 2 point conversion.
Isaac Redman
was training in Italy when he hit a building.
That building is now called the leaning tower of pisa.
by BlackandGold on Aug 22, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
HAAAAAAAA!!!
"God blessed me with the talent I have." - Deebo
by steelersgrl on Aug 25, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
They thought the Titanic was unsinkable
They didn’t know it would run into Redman
To try and then fail, is not unacceptable. But failing to try, is accepting failure.
by alfresco on Aug 30, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this is epic!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 30, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman IS Carmen Sandiago
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Quitter's Proud United Member #11
do you need a broom to sweep up the peices
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 22, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
dang
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
by PixburghArn on Aug 23, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Issac Redman is Waldo!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Redman's alias is "Doomsday" the only being to kill Superman!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
he scores with women even when he is sleeping!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
so
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
thats a pretty awesome talent Arn!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 24, 2010 6:36 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah but I've done that.
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
I think any guy with a long term girlfriend
That has spent a heavy night drinking has done this.
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
When I was in Tech School
I had a female Security Police trainee that would take advantage of me when I was a sleep.
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
LOL
Did she at least look good?
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
Heck yeah
She was hot. You couldn’t tell much in uniform but…… you get the idea
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
by PixburghArn on Aug 24, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
heck yeah
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
she knew the difference between a rifle and a gun!
fighting and fun! lol
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Did she
look like the hot blond from the police academy movies?
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.
~Thomas Jefferson
Not quite
That would have been fun. She toit like a toiga
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
hell yeah!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 25, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
d'oh your right...but you C. isn't RADIOACTIVE!
lol
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 25, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
ZJ
If you don’t know what it is….you can’t afford it.
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.
~Thomas Jefferson
awesome line!
i love beer fest!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 25, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
We're not that drunk.
As opposing quarterbacks crouched under center, Lambert pumped his legs up and down, thumping the turf like a war drum. He mouthed threats to opposing running backs that would make even the most hardened Catholic nun weep for humanity. He fulfilled those threats with coldblooded suplex tackles. He may or may not have chain-smoked at halftime, depending on who you ask.
For sixty minutes each Sunday, Jack Lambert was a demon.
DAS BOOT!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 26, 2010 7:25 AM EDT up reply actions
i said something similar in a different poast, except it went...
When he runs over you, you will have fight the urge to say thank you…
Things can always be worse....
I know, just saying there is a lot of different ways to say these...no big deal:-)
Things can always be worse....
SIR ISAAC
Knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop.
"Who is Joe Namath? This is a guy who, if he played in the league today, I'd probably just go hit him late and see what he did, just for the hell of it. Joe Namath can go to hell; he can kiss my ass." - Greg Lloyd, after NBC commentator Joe Namath accused Lloyd of playing dirty.
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
nice!
"Who is Joe Namath? This is a guy who, if he played in the league today, I'd probably just go hit him late and see what he did, just for the hell of it. Joe Namath can go to hell; he can kiss my ass." - Greg Lloyd, after NBC commentator Joe Namath accused Lloyd of playing dirty.
by count'em_six on Aug 24, 2010 7:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman once visited the Virgin Islands
they are now just known as the Islands
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 22, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
lol++
"Who is Joe Namath? This is a guy who, if he played in the league today, I'd probably just go hit him late and see what he did, just for the hell of it. Joe Namath can go to hell; he can kiss my ass." - Greg Lloyd, after NBC commentator Joe Namath accused Lloyd of playing dirty.
by count'em_six on Aug 22, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Redman gave Doc Brown the blueprint to create the flux capacitor...
I have the proof right here…
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"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman sees what you did there
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 23, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
d'oh lol!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 29, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
+33
"God blessed me with the talent I have." - Deebo
by steelersgrl on Aug 25, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
There's no such thing as voice recognition software
Isaac Redman talked it to death…
"Who is Joe Namath? This is a guy who, if he played in the league today, I'd probably just go hit him late and see what he did, just for the hell of it. Joe Namath can go to hell; he can kiss my ass." - Greg Lloyd, after NBC commentator Joe Namath accused Lloyd of playing dirty.
Redmans bursts are so potent
They made every woman in the stadium pregnant
Bleeding Black and Gold.....forever
by Michael Hewitt on Aug 23, 2010 3:16 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
lol rec'd
Hopefully my girlfriend wasnt at that game, or we would have “bidness”
Without me, youre only you
James Harrison once asked Redman to check under his bed
Redman found only himself.
As opposing quarterbacks crouched under center, Lambert pumped his legs up and down, thumping the turf like a war drum. He mouthed threats to opposing running backs that would make even the most hardened Catholic nun weep for humanity. He fulfilled those threats with coldblooded suplex tackles. He may or may not have chain-smoked at halftime, depending on who you ask.
For sixty minutes each Sunday, Jack Lambert was a demon.
by Steel Spike on Aug 23, 2010 3:29 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Best one yet...
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 23, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Paul Bunyan is Redman's bitch!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
He made Babeburgers with his ox
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
haha!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Redman's mutant ability is pissing greatness...
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Redman invented...
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
In a recent interview...
God referred to Issac Redman as ‘Sir’.
When You Look Upon Us
And You See This BLACK & GOLD
You Shall Fear Us
For We Will Best You,
As We Are The PITTSBURGH STEELERS
And We Are Legendary
Book of Chachi
4:12
Galactus has a poster of Issac Redman on his wall.
When You Look Upon Us
And You See This BLACK & GOLD
You Shall Fear Us
For We Will Best You,
As We Are The PITTSBURGH STEELERS
And We Are Legendary
Book of Chachi
4:12
Redman was so tired of holding up Earth on his back, he choked Atlas into submission to take over at the helm!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Redman pitched the idea to Trojan Condoms to endorse the "Magnum" line!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
But they chose another
because they were too small.
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
haha good deal Arn!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 24, 2010 6:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman knows
how much wood a woodchuck would chuck
"Successful destination is the pinnacle, make no mistake, but the fun is in the journey." - Tim Gleason
Redman taught Sun Tzu the "Art of War".
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
d'oh!
your right!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 24, 2010 6:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman is the only man to have punched Punxy Polamalu in the family jewels
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 23, 2010 8:00 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
lol
"Who is Joe Namath? This is a guy who, if he played in the league today, I'd probably just go hit him late and see what he did, just for the hell of it. Joe Namath can go to hell; he can kiss my ass." - Greg Lloyd, after NBC commentator Joe Namath accused Lloyd of playing dirty.
by count'em_six on Aug 23, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
+33
"God blessed me with the talent I have." - Deebo
by steelersgrl on Aug 25, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Holy crap front page?!
I am humbled and deeply appreciative.
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
Windows 7 was really Isaac Redman's idea, and will be renamed to Redzone 33
Things can always be worse....
When Mike Tomlin walks into the building
he walks by 6 Isaac Redmans
by Timberhick on Aug 23, 2010 9:07 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Isaac Redman taught Ben how to scramble
Ben was a D student
by Timberhick on Aug 23, 2010 9:08 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
lol
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 23, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman has to block for the O-line
by Timberhick on Aug 23, 2010 9:08 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
When you shave off Redman's moustache, the only thing you see is a Helmet made of Steel!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 25, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Issace Redman made Mr.Malor cry
when he trucked Ray Lewis during the Ratbirds-Steelers game
5 words you may never hear.."Bungals win the Super Bowl"
by KySteeler on Aug 23, 2010 9:12 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
awesome!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 26, 2010 7:25 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
rec'd
Bleeding Black and Gold.....forever
by Michael Hewitt on Aug 26, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The HoF s being renamed to the HoRE...Hall of Redman, Exclusively
Things can always be worse....
by ncmt40 on Aug 23, 2010 9:28 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I dont always carry the ball, but when i do – I score TDs.
by steeltech on Aug 23, 2010 10:02 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Jesus
Once texted Troy Polamalu “Stop making me look bad.” Isaac Redman texted Jesus back “Now son, as your father, I feel as though I’ve raised you better than this.”
BTSC Obituaries
OldManSteeler, ominously died two days before Superbowl 123 where the Ravens are set to attempt their 7th superbowl win, facing the Detroit Lions on Sunday. He was 86. His last words are are said to have been "MALOR CAN SUCK IT!!!". Like friends and family, we can only guess what this could mean.
by Tim Mullhaupt (HSS) on Aug 23, 2010 10:10 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Redman doesn't T-Bag people....he potatoe sacks them!
He also once walked around downtown with an erection…..there were no survivors.
"I hated putting on that purple uniform, and I hated that raven bird. What really ticked me off is when we played Pittsburgh our whole stadium seemed to be filled with Pittsburgh fans." Tackle Orlando Brown
by maletvette on Aug 23, 2010 10:43 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Isaac Redman dominates the NFL
much the same way that Webslasher dominates twitter
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
Redman can beat Super Mario Brother's without using the jump button
"I hated putting on that purple uniform, and I hated that raven bird. What really ticked me off is when we played Pittsburgh our whole stadium seemed to be filled with Pittsburgh fans." Tackle Orlando Brown
web is on twitter?
oh man
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 23, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
so is MaLoR
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 23, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
oh god
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 23, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
you all can have a Maryland love fest on twitter
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 23, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
it's the hook...
watch out for it…lol!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 24, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks for the shoutout WV
lol!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 24, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
and yes I am following you...Ringo, and MaLoR!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 24, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
whats ya twitter name?
Steelers football is supposed to be 60 mins, recently it's been 45. The additional 15 are currently under construction.
by tannofsteel84 on Aug 24, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
its Webslasher81
he’s very creative. Mine is Devilslf15
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 24, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
haha!
thanks WV! lol
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 25, 2010 7:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I've
followed you both
Steelers football is supposed to be 60 mins, recently it's been 45. The additional 15 are currently under construction.
by tannofsteel84 on Aug 25, 2010 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Creepy...
As opposing quarterbacks crouched under center, Lambert pumped his legs up and down, thumping the turf like a war drum. He mouthed threats to opposing running backs that would make even the most hardened Catholic nun weep for humanity. He fulfilled those threats with coldblooded suplex tackles. He may or may not have chain-smoked at halftime, depending on who you ask.
For sixty minutes each Sunday, Jack Lambert was a demon.
not as creepy as facebook
at least Twitter is just random statements, not pictures
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 25, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I meant Tann's statement about following you guys...
I’ve followed you both
Like…To the bathroom?
As opposing quarterbacks crouched under center, Lambert pumped his legs up and down, thumping the turf like a war drum. He mouthed threats to opposing running backs that would make even the most hardened Catholic nun weep for humanity. He fulfilled those threats with coldblooded suplex tackles. He may or may not have chain-smoked at halftime, depending on who you ask.
For sixty minutes each Sunday, Jack Lambert was a demon.
I don't think he's ben
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Just don't put any
“Down To Fornicate” stickers on, and you’ll be safe from Tann…
As opposing quarterbacks crouched under center, Lambert pumped his legs up and down, thumping the turf like a war drum. He mouthed threats to opposing running backs that would make even the most hardened Catholic nun weep for humanity. He fulfilled those threats with coldblooded suplex tackles. He may or may not have chain-smoked at halftime, depending on who you ask.
For sixty minutes each Sunday, Jack Lambert was a demon.
by Steel Spike on Aug 25, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry
my wife keeps me occupied. :)
Steelers football is supposed to be 60 mins, recently it's been 45. The additional 15 are currently under construction.
by tannofsteel84 on Aug 25, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
d'oh! lol
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 25, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
haha! so...it was you! The guy in the Grimace outfit...
I took a pic of you…at my house…3 in the morning jesus man you should of brought me a McGriddle!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 25, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahahaha
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
;p;
lol dyin man
Steelers football is supposed to be 60 mins, recently it's been 45. The additional 15 are currently under construction.
by tannofsteel84 on Aug 25, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
McGriddles are yummy!
lol
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 25, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah...thats my name!
not to creative! but you still can follow me lol!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 25, 2010 7:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Redman chews Red Man
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
I'm not cringing
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
by PixburghArn on Aug 23, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Custer decided not to draft Redman
To try and then fail, is not unacceptable. But failing to try, is accepting failure.
I heard that Cape Cod
want to hire Redman. Where he swims, sharks flee.
My heros have always been Steelers...
He's never needed lip balm
I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars... and you. What else you need to know?
by NoCal-SteelCity on Aug 23, 2010 12:28 PM EDT reply actions
lol @ Redman being inactive
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 23, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman know's what really happened in that Georgia Bathroom
He got an erection at home and it was pointed at the DTF girl, Ben was just holding her hair while she vomited.
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 23, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions
dats jacked up
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
Favorite one
He once got tackled one yard short of the goal line, just to see how disappointment felt.
"The dirtier the sound the best I breathe, I tried to do it all for you and you didn't do anything for me"
by Jux on Aug 23, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Redman finished The Never Ending Story
(damn luck dragon)
by shleeve on Aug 23, 2010 2:40 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
+1
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 23, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman knows where the white women are at
"Who is Joe Namath? This is a guy who, if he played in the league today, I'd probably just go hit him late and see what he did, just for the hell of it. Joe Namath can go to hell; he can kiss my ass." - Greg Lloyd, after NBC commentator Joe Namath accused Lloyd of playing dirty.
by count'em_six on Aug 23, 2010 3:54 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Milledgeville, GA
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
by svenhoek on Aug 23, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok I told him that
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
In this respect I must say Michigan has some nice ones
just sayin…..
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
Seriously?
Having lived there for 10 years it wasnt bad but there aren’t a lot of white girls to begin with….
Go too far north and they be country bumpkins, too far in near the city its all trailer trash. And the only hot ones you find are rich yuppie stuck up beotches who wont put out.
But I’m sure Redman could make their panties drop.
Interesting
I’ve been that whole trail you laid out.
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
by PixburghArn on Aug 23, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
The Post itself and these comments are really good stuff
"The Steelers drafted guys who were bigger, stronger and faster than I, but they never found one who could take my job away from me." Jack Lambert
Prior to facing the Steelers, Ray Lewis confessed and went to prison so he wouldn't have to face Isaac Redman
"If we weren't all crazy we'd all go insane" - Jimmy Buffett
by WVSteel6SB on Aug 23, 2010 4:47 PM EDT reply actions 16 recs
if this ain't green....
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 23, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not the only person from West Virginia
Thank God
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 23, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not reflected in my name. . .
but I’m a lifelong WV native. Born in Beckley, live in Fayetteville.
All your base are belong to WVSteel6SB
Winner
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 24, 2010 8:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman decided he needed to make the world a more beautiful place, so he bunched Terrell Suggs in the mouth
"If we weren't all crazy we'd all go insane" - Jimmy Buffett
When he put a spin move on Ed Reed, his tramp beard blew off
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 23, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman combed the desert and DID find shit.
by shleeve on Aug 23, 2010 5:01 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
lol
"Who is Joe Namath? This is a guy who, if he played in the league today, I'd probably just go hit him late and see what he did, just for the hell of it. Joe Namath can go to hell; he can kiss my ass." - Greg Lloyd, after NBC commentator Joe Namath accused Lloyd of playing dirty.
by count'em_six on Aug 23, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome movie
"Who is Joe Namath? This is a guy who, if he played in the league today, I'd probably just go hit him late and see what he did, just for the hell of it. Joe Namath can go to hell; he can kiss my ass." - Greg Lloyd, after NBC commentator Joe Namath accused Lloyd of playing dirty.
by count'em_six on Aug 23, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
love me some spaceballs
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 23, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 24, 2010 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman is the WMD's that they were searching for in Iraq
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 23, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I was gonna make that joke!!!
Sports are ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
by Wichita SunSteeler on Aug 23, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody knows where Waldo is because he's hiding from Isaac Redman
Sports are ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
by Wichita SunSteeler on Aug 23, 2010 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
no one can hide from Isaac Redman
"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler." Jack Lambert
"Going after the QB is like playing king of the mountain. When you get the QB, you're on top of the mountain." Joe Greene."I believe the game is designed to reward the ones who hit the hardest. If you can't take it, you shouldn't play." Jack Lambert. "I'm a steeler fan, you damn well better believe I'm better than you". Yours truly
"I beat rival fans like Woodley beats QBs......With a club!!!!" yours truly
by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Aug 23, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
FDR said
‘Only thing we have to fear is Isaac Redman’
When You Look Upon Us
And You See This BLACK & GOLD
You Shall Fear Us
For We Will Best You,
As We Are The PITTSBURGH STEELERS
And We Are Legendary
Book of Chachi
4:12
by TVsCHACHI on Aug 23, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Isaac Redman made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
by houksyndrome on Aug 23, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
haaaa
"God blessed me with the talent I have." - Deebo
by steelersgrl on Aug 25, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Redman can kick field goals
They go around the world and through the uprights twice for 6 points.
Keyser Soze keeps his identity secret because he is afraid of Isaac Redman.
by houksyndrome on Aug 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Usual suspects jokes
always get a rec from me
Back when I used to sing in the barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois.
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.
~Thomas Jefferson
Redman casts the shadow in the Valley of Death
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 23, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
JJ Abrams and Steven Spielberg are making a movie after him called: Super 8
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 24, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman doesnt shave - He tells his hair to stop growing.
by steeltech on Aug 23, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
very nice!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 24, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
thats not fair
redman always wins
did i do it right?
"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"
Instead of a Wingman...You have Redman!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 26, 2010 7:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Redman...enuf said
Things can always be worse....
by ncmt40 on Aug 24, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
If there is a such thing...
this post goes into the BTSC Hall of Fame.
I believe it could!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 24, 2010 6:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry...
That Isaac Redman has the ability to return his own kick off for a touch down, then pass to himself for 2 more.
pass? who are you BA
Redman goes into center, snaps the ball to him self, he then hands the ball off to him self, and proceeds to bulldoze over Terrence Cody for the 2 point conversion thus going into the Hall of Redman as a the leagues best C, QB, RB, and KR
"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler." Jack Lambert
"Going after the QB is like playing king of the mountain. When you get the QB, you're on top of the mountain." Joe Greene."I believe the game is designed to reward the ones who hit the hardest. If you can't take it, you shouldn't play." Jack Lambert. "I'm a steeler fan, you damn well better believe I'm better than you". Yours truly
"I beat rival fans like Woodley beats QBs......With a club!!!!" yours truly
by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Aug 24, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions
The clouds parted & the Angles sang.....
Redman……..
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."
John Heisman
by I'm Sorry... on Aug 24, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Isaac Redman is such a good runner
That even BA switched to a run-first offense
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 24, 2010 11:41 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
+1...just a little over the top there Johnny...let's keep things realistic
Things can always be worse....
How dare thou
Defy Redman
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 24, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Not defying Redman...just think that BA is the anti-Redman, and nothinig will bring him to the light
Things can always be worse....
Isaac Redman knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for Isaac Redman's sake
"If we weren't all crazy we'd all go insane" - Jimmy Buffett
by WVSteel6SB on Aug 24, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Arians be run first?
it just isn’t realistic. I believe Redman is capable of everything we have said but BA hell no.
Carson Palmer died and went to heaven.
When he got there, an angel began to show him around. “This place is nice, but I don’t want there to be any Steeler’s here. I would rather be in hell then in heaven with any Steeler.” Palmer said to the angel. “Oh don’t worry, you won’t ever see any member of the Steeler’s while you are here, this is your heaven.” Pleased, Palmer continued with the angel. Finally, they came to the grandest castle of them all. Going inside they see an enormous golden throne and the most beautiful room ever. It was decorated with Steeler’s memorabilia and over the throne was a giant Black and Gold sign pointing down at it that said “#33 Isaac Redman”
“What the hell, I thought I wouldn’t see any Steeler’s here, and this is obviously Isaac Redmans room!” Palmer shouted.
“Oh no, this is God’s room, he just likes to pretend that he’s Isaac Redman.”
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
by svenhoek on Aug 24, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
I should change that to, "Carson Palmer and Ochocinco died and went to heaven'
Just because I like the phrase “Carson Palmer and Ochocinco died.”
:-x
Jk, jk, you stupid Bungle fans.
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
went to heaven’
Leave that part off
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
yea, we know they Bengals cant do that
also, I think a good punchline would be “God is just a really big fan”
but yours is good too.
Carson Palmer died and went to heaven.
KInd of a stretch don’t ya think? hehehe
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
by PixburghArn on Aug 24, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Isaac Redman is good
that from this point point on, we must all use his name as a euphemism for all things awesome.
i.e.: I just bought a new Ferrari yesterday, its so Isaac Redman!!
or: I just got back from vacation, I had such and Isaac Redman time, I didn’t want to leave!!
"If we weren't all crazy we'd all go insane" - Jimmy Buffett
by WVSteel6SB on Aug 24, 2010 2:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
BTSC Changes
Is there anyway we can change the “Rec” button to “Redman”? And instead of poasts turning green they can have a little picture of Redman giving the thumbs up?
by Chicago Steeler on Aug 24, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
that would be cool
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 24, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Calling all modders
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 24, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
when Isacc Redman runs
he doesnt move at all, in fact when he runs he spins the world underneath him
"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler." Jack Lambert
"Going after the QB is like playing king of the mountain. When you get the QB, you're on top of the mountain." Joe Greene."I believe the game is designed to reward the ones who hit the hardest. If you can't take it, you shouldn't play." Jack Lambert. "I'm a steeler fan, you damn well better believe I'm better than you". Yours truly
"I beat rival fans like Woodley beats QBs......With a club!!!!" yours truly
by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Aug 24, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions
And when he went back in time, he conceived a son.
That son grew up to be one Jerome Bettis.
Hey, an out is an out - unless you're Mario, in which case it's probably two outs. -UtesFan89
Hard work always beats talent if talent doesn't work hard.
by wg1of5 on Aug 25, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Aw, man!
Where’d my Wu-Tang Clan one go? Fine, I’ll do it again
Isaac Redman f**ked with The Wu-Tang Clan.
As opposing quarterbacks crouched under center, Lambert pumped his legs up and down, thumping the turf like a war drum. He mouthed threats to opposing running backs that would make even the most hardened Catholic nun weep for humanity. He fulfilled those threats with coldblooded suplex tackles. He may or may not have chain-smoked at halftime, depending on who you ask.
For sixty minutes each Sunday, Jack Lambert was a demon.
Katy Perrys sun kissed skin didnt melt Isaac Redmans popsicle
Bleeding Black and Gold.....forever
by Michael Hewitt on Aug 24, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Redman kissed a girl
And she liked it.
by Mechem on Aug 24, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Redman is what Willis was talking about
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 24, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Redman knows what the last number of Pi is
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
1 in 10
chance of being correct for everyone else
How do I break it to the cat that since he has been declawed, the rabbit he sees in our backyard would kick his sorry butt?
by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Aug 25, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
7?
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 25, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Ask Isaac
How do I break it to the cat that since he has been declawed, the rabbit he sees in our backyard would kick his sorry butt?
by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Aug 25, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if he has ever been on BTSC
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 25, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
If he has
I hope he appreciates that he is not being mocked.
How do I break it to the cat that since he has been declawed, the rabbit he sees in our backyard would kick his sorry butt?
by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Aug 25, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
True, it is the community that is being mocked
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 25, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
true dat
I’m looking at you steelchamps!
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 25, 2010 6:20 AM EDT up reply actions
It ends with 33
33 just repeating.
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
--------
Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
by svenhoek on Aug 25, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
We have a winner
How do I break it to the cat that since he has been declawed, the rabbit he sees in our backyard would kick his sorry butt?
by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Aug 25, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Redman wasnt who Dennis Green thought he was
Bleeding Black and Gold.....forever
by Michael Hewitt on Aug 25, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Okay
this is the best one, IMO.
Hey, an out is an out - unless you're Mario, in which case it's probably two outs. -UtesFan89
Hard work always beats talent if talent doesn't work hard.
Jim Mora knew he wouldn't have Redman for the playoffs.
To try and then fail, is not unacceptable. But failing to try, is accepting failure.
Allen Iverson knew Isaac Redman needs no practice.
To try and then fail, is not unacceptable. But failing to try, is accepting failure.
isaac redman is the greatest man that ever lived
check out weezer rocking out to one of his songs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIbnlvjF5PY&feature=search
I hate Hines Ward but I sure wish he was on my team.- ex Ravens head coach Brian Billick
by MAN_OF_STEEL_86 on Aug 25, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
Isaac Redman is what killed the dinosaurs
As opposing quarterbacks crouched under center, Lambert pumped his legs up and down, thumping the turf like a war drum. He mouthed threats to opposing running backs that would make even the most hardened Catholic nun weep for humanity. He fulfilled those threats with coldblooded suplex tackles. He may or may not have chain-smoked at halftime, depending on who you ask.
For sixty minutes each Sunday, Jack Lambert was a demon.
The Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Terrible Towel
of the United State of Pennsylvania.
And to the Steelers for which it stands:
One Nation, under REDMAN
Indestructible, with Impunity
Delivering JUSTICE FOR ALL!
by TheHumbleOne on Aug 25, 2010 2:32 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Sir, you just earned yourself a rec'd!
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Quitter's Proud United Member #11
Redman made Monalisa smile.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."
John Heisman
by I'm Sorry... on Aug 25, 2010 8:59 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Isaac Redman invented the internet
As opposing quarterbacks crouched under center, Lambert pumped his legs up and down, thumping the turf like a war drum. He mouthed threats to opposing running backs that would make even the most hardened Catholic nun weep for humanity. He fulfilled those threats with coldblooded suplex tackles. He may or may not have chain-smoked at halftime, depending on who you ask.
For sixty minutes each Sunday, Jack Lambert was a demon.
and Gravity
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 25, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions
that is a level of awesome I didn't know could be reached
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Isaac "Newton" Redman
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."
John Heisman
Newton's Law:
A Redman in motion, tends to remain in motion, unless acted upon by an external, unbalanced touchdown.
As opposing quarterbacks crouched under center, Lambert pumped his legs up and down, thumping the turf like a war drum. He mouthed threats to opposing running backs that would make even the most hardened Catholic nun weep for humanity. He fulfilled those threats with coldblooded suplex tackles. He may or may not have chain-smoked at halftime, depending on who you ask.
For sixty minutes each Sunday, Jack Lambert was a demon.
by Steel Spike on Aug 25, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Nice +1
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."
John Heisman
by I'm Sorry... on Aug 25, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
this post and all comments thereof are officially my favorite ever!!
and totally validates everything I’ve ever said for the past year. Redzone Redman!!
"God blessed me with the talent I have." - Deebo
Kanye West let Isaac Redman finish.
Hey, an out is an out - unless you're Mario, in which case it's probably two outs. -UtesFan89
Hard work always beats talent if talent doesn't work hard.
by wg1of5 on Aug 25, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Huh...I guess Kanye West isn't as retarded as I though then....
As opposing quarterbacks crouched under center, Lambert pumped his legs up and down, thumping the turf like a war drum. He mouthed threats to opposing running backs that would make even the most hardened Catholic nun weep for humanity. He fulfilled those threats with coldblooded suplex tackles. He may or may not have chain-smoked at halftime, depending on who you ask.
For sixty minutes each Sunday, Jack Lambert was a demon.
no
he is, he was just stiff armed when he tried to get on the stage
Steelers football is supposed to be 60 mins, recently it's been 45. The additional 15 are currently under construction.
by tannofsteel84 on Aug 25, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
HA!
I love the smell of burnt O-line in the morning!
-Me, ripping off Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now
hell yeah!
"In Hoc Signo Vinces!" (With this as your standard, you shall have victory!) -Constantine I
by Webslasher81 on Aug 26, 2010 7:31 AM EDT up reply actions
i drafted Isaac Redman in fantasy football,
the opposition will be destroyed hahahahah
"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler." Jack Lambert
"Going after the QB is like playing king of the mountain. When you get the QB, you're on top of the mountain." Joe Greene."I believe the game is designed to reward the ones who hit the hardest. If you can't take it, you shouldn't play." Jack Lambert. "I'm a steeler fan, you damn well better believe I'm better than you". Yours truly
"I beat rival fans like Woodley beats QBs......With a club!!!!" yours truly
by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Aug 25, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
I got Sanders though!
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 26, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Brown still on the market? hahaha
"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler." Jack Lambert
"Going after the QB is like playing king of the mountain. When you get the QB, you're on top of the mountain." Joe Greene."I believe the game is designed to reward the ones who hit the hardest. If you can't take it, you shouldn't play." Jack Lambert. "I'm a steeler fan, you damn well better believe I'm better than you". Yours truly
"I beat rival fans like Woodley beats QBs......With a club!!!!" yours truly
by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Aug 26, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Redman invented NFL Redzone
Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Quitter's Proud United Member #11
he should be the host
he can do the commentary while hes scoring TDs on TV
"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler." Jack Lambert
"Going after the QB is like playing king of the mountain. When you get the QB, you're on top of the mountain." Joe Greene."I believe the game is designed to reward the ones who hit the hardest. If you can't take it, you shouldn't play." Jack Lambert. "I'm a steeler fan, you damn well better believe I'm better than you". Yours truly
"I beat rival fans like Woodley beats QBs......With a club!!!!" yours truly
by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Aug 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Little bit of history for you
The Redzone is actually named after Isaac Redman. You might think “oh, it’s because of REDman and he always scores there”. While this is true, that is not where the name came from. The name came from when Redman ran for his first TD in his career (at the age of 2) and left a trail of bloody defenders (he was playing against college players) across that 20 yard area. It was vividly horrific, but that is where the name came from.
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 26, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Isaac Redman "got this" in the back of Ke$ha's car-ar-ar
Bleeding Black and Gold.....forever
by Michael Hewitt on Aug 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
I wanna be #33 so fricken bad.
I wasn’t pleased because we didn’t win - Mike Tomlin (after the 2009 week 2 loss to Chicago).
Isaac Redman knows what's in the brief case
"If we weren't all crazy we'd all go insane" - Jimmy Buffett
This may be evidence we've gotten out of hand here...
I had a dream this morning involving the use of my computer, which is a pretty nice new iMac I bought last year. In the dream, I was happily plugging away, hard at work, when windows started popping up as if the computer had been infected with a virus that simulated anti-spyware software.
I was shocked at this development. Say what you will about Macs (I’ve been an adamant PC guy for years and made the switch only this past year because of the audio sequencing software available), but they are very, very tough to infect, and consequently there are only a tiny number of viruses that target Mac operating systems. It seemed impossible to me that my impenetrable OS could be beaten by a virus. I was furious.
The problem quickly became persistent, then crippling as I lost the ability to do anything but deal with the windows popping up on the computer.
Suddenly, screen went blank and displayed a single word:
Redman.
by Thoroughbred of Sin on Aug 26, 2010 1:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The matrix
lol
Steelers football is supposed to be 60 mins, recently it's been 45. The additional 15 are currently under construction.
by tannofsteel84 on Aug 26, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard there was talk of Changing the name of Washington D.C
to Redman 33
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
Redman 33
sounds like the ultimate energy drink.
How do I break it to the cat that since he has been declawed, the rabbit he sees in our backyard would kick his sorry butt?
by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Aug 26, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Who is this Redman guy you speak of?
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
if only I could ban you for that
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 27, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahhh, and it finally comes to a halt.
That was fun! :-)
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
--------
Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
yes, nice poast sven
"Successful destination is the pinnacle, make no mistake, but the fun is in the journey." - Tim Gleason
by chewiesteeler on Aug 27, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Redman wins presidency
Investigation to see how his name was added to the polls.
To try and then fail, is not unacceptable. But failing to try, is accepting failure.
I heard it was a write-in campaign
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Don't wory, I'm an untrained professional" WVPF
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 27, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Isaac
if you come across this post, which you will of course, as you are Isaac Redman. Please, find a minute and write something for us as we love you so much.
P.S.1. Get 1000 yards this year along with 1000 from Mendy and we’ll open Isaac Redman Fan Club in downtown Pittsburgh.
P.S.2. Gain 1500 yards and we’ll open the second one in D.C.
P.S.3. Gain 2000 yards and we’ll send a box of your Holy discharge to Chris Johnson.
Tripple 3's
Issac Redman once got offered the job to be the spokesperson for Priceline…As all of us Steeler faithful know, he truned it down to be the spokesperson for the “Goal Line” as the " Negrotiator"…
Guys I am heart broken
something horrible has happened…..
My mom got Redman in our family fantasy draft. I am so upset right now, I don’t know what to do.
Congratulate Mom
You’re done.
To try and then fail, is not unacceptable. But failing to try, is accepting failure.
by alfresco on Aug 28, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think when my team goes up against hers...
I’ll put all my players on the bench so virtual Redman doesn’t kill them.
It's ok. you're not the first to lose Redman in a fantasy draft.
It was March 23 1775. Patrick Henry had the 2nd overall pick and was set on taking Isaac. Thomas Jefferson was on the clock. George Washington traded up with Thomas, and took Isaac Redman at # 1. Patrick was livid, we all know his response:
I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
To try and then fail, is not unacceptable. But failing to try, is accepting failure.
by alfresco on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
hah
I got him in English’s draft!
I win!
How do I break it to the cat that since he has been declawed, the rabbit he sees in our backyard would kick his sorry butt?
by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Aug 31, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Bastard got him one pick before I was gonna take him!
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 31, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Great minds and all that
How do I break it to the cat that since he has been declawed, the rabbit he sees in our backyard would kick his sorry butt?
by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
If Rick James were alive hed say
Im Issac Redman Bitch!!
by Steelchamps !! on Aug 29, 2010 5:41 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
now THAT'S funny
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
by PixburghArn on Aug 30, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I gotta Green Thumbs up!!!
Thanks Arn!!
by Steelchamps !! on Sep 3, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Lions fan...
Can we have him? I can to this site to get a feel for redman to find out if i should pick him up off waiver wires in my FFB league. I typed Issac Redman in to the search field and THIS EPIC thread came up. By far the best thread I have read on SB Nation! Wish our forums were this live! Anyway I think i’ll pick him up JUST because of this thread! I’ve seen enough…thanks
Thanks man, we aim to please here at BTSC!
On that note, you know when you google your own name through boredom? I wonder if Redman has done that recently…
Isaac if you ever read this please leave a comment, I would love to hear from the man himself.
Xbox Live Gamertag - IMIeursault currently MW2 and Madden 11.
If Troy, Harrison and Woodley are on top of their game, that is good for 9 wins right there, regardless of what is going on with their offense. - Mr MaLoR 28/6/10
by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Aug 30, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the best thread because
Redman is the best!
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
Isaac Redman is no different than the rest of us...
He puts his pants on one leg at a time. Except, once his pants are on, he scores TDs!!!!
and you know this.....how? heh
Some people think football is a matter of life and death...I assure you, it's much more serious than that."
-Bill Shanky
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
Love it!
This came out about a year ago, but with the lone TD in the Redskins game, I though I would re-post.
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