Here we are, boils and ghouls (boys and girls. Get the reference and win a prize), less than 24 hours before our Pittsburgh Steelers kick off the 2010 season.

But enough about that. This thread is for taking our minds off of it. For a little bit anyhow.

I'm going to tell some jokes, and follow up with the punchlines. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl (another reference, guess it quick). You may even hate me after this (for those of you who already hate me, well, you probably won't be reading this will you?). Anyway, here goes:

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!". (that's it :P)

What do you call a black man riding down the street on a bicycle? You call him by his name, you racist bastard!

How do most racist jokes start out? (looks around to see who's listening).

(this is an old one) Why did Michael Jackson sell Neverland Ranch? As soon as it reached 16 years old, he just wasn't attracted to it anymore...

What do Mexicans and cue balls have in common? The harder you hit them, the better English you get out of them. (relax, it's a joke)

Why did Ray Lewis cross the road? To stab the guy who told on him...

Why did Ray Lewis come back across the road? To "snitch" on the guy who "stabbed" the guy who told on him...

Why did Tim Tebow cross the road? Trick question. Tebow only walks on water...

Okay, that's just a few in my party jokes arsenal. As always, feel free to post your jokes, complain about mine, or do whatever. As always, with any of my fanposts, threadjacking is encouraged, as are waves.

Most importantly, have fun!

Thank you, drive through.

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