Wow, the ratbirds sure were hot today....Flacco was hot, Ray-ray...hott, AQ n Heap...blazin hot....I believe Dr. Mike n Coach Dad,PHD have the cure.....HAIR-TONIC!!!!!!!!  Me thinks they'll need an extra heavy dose, over and over again for about 60mins.....This Rx is sure to put them outta they're misery...again....

Ps. anyone that's come in contact with those infected Ratbirds, use lots of Heinz catsup(we hear it make Ratbird taste like chicken)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO STEELERS