Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 6 Picks

by Brett Cottrell on Oct 16, 2011 10:47 AM EDT

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Steeler Dog's Picks

Tico isn't exactly NostraDOGmus, but here we go!

Jacksonville Jaguars at Pittsburgh Steelers

Why does Jacksonville have a team? Oh wait, they don’t. Steelers by 20.

Houston Texans at Baltimore Ravens

Texas is stupid, hot and has big hair. Baltimore is, well, Baltimore. Advantage: Texans.

Indianapolis Colts at Cincinnati Bengals

There’s no "I" in Team, but there’s no Manning, either. Bengals by 4.

San Francisco Rice-a-Roni at Detroit Lions

Donkey Kong Suh smacks Alex Smith and makes him thank him for doing it. Megatron stands by and laughs. Lions by 14.

St. Louis Rams at Green Bay Packers

Well, at least they have the Cardinals. Packers by 20.

Carolina Panthers at Atlanta Falcons

Richie Cunningham quarterbacks the Falcons. Cam Newton is the Fonz. Panthers by 12.

Buffalo Bills at New York Giants

Giants aren’t real. Neither is Buffalo, but their team is. Toronto Bills by 3.

Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins

I shared a kennel at the Washington Area Rescue League with some of Mike Vick’s dogs. Shanahan’s boys by 456,222.

Cleveland Browns at Oakland Raiders

I still don’t know what a Brown is, but I know what a Holmgren is: an overstuffed whiny walrus. Resurgent Raiders by 10.

Dallas Cowboys at New England Patriots

Cowboys v. Cheaters, a new movie starring – wait, what happened to the film? Damn it! Cowboys in the upset.

New Orleans Saints at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Bucs lose a close one. LeGarrette Blount punches everybody in the face after the game.

Minnesota Vikings at Chicago Bears

Jay Cutler is the youngest, least successful Baldwin brother. DNA will prove it. Bears by 7.

Miami Mahi-Mahi at New York Jets

Sorry Charlie, the NFL is dolphin safe this year. Jets by 20.

Poll

Which of these cats has won a Super Bowl

The Bengals

0 votes

The Panthers

0 votes

The Jaguars

0 votes

Detroit Lions

0 votes

Frenchie Fuqua and L.C. Greenwood - cool cats with Super Bowl Rings!

17 votes

17 votes | Poll has closed

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Wow. I thought my picks were horrid

by Steelchamps !! on Oct 16, 2011 8:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

Bad Picks

I never said he picks well, just that he picks.

by Brett Cottrell on Oct 16, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions

And it's cool

but you should tell him, in canine, that the Niners are for real.

I think tonight, the Jets start climbing back to relevance.

"Football combines the two worst things about America: It is violence punctuated by committee meetings" -George Will

by lottwasgangsta on Oct 17, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions

He really should get in touch with the Shepherd in him

the Lab part really isn’t doing too well…lol It’s ok though, I got a whopping 4 in my You Pick ’em.

HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."

by 1BlkGldFan on Oct 16, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions

The important thing is Tico is a good dog...

"My mentality is singular in that I want to be world champs each and every year, so that's what we work toward. I have a tough time acknowledging levels of success short of that. That's just how I'm wired." - Mike Tomlin

by MDSTEELERSFAN on Oct 17, 2011 9:17 AM EDT reply actions