This one takes the cake. Lord God King Roger Goodell has fined A. J. Hawk of the Green Bay Packers ten thousand dollars for giving the finger during last week's game. Guess the aforementioned Hawk simply forgot that the games are televised, and millions of people could see his rigid digit.

Oh, and he levied a fine against Troy Polamalu. After suffering concussion-like symptoms, Polamalu was handed a cell phone and was seen speaking into the phone while sitting on the bench. From what I've read and heard, he was telling his wife he was okay. Talking into a cell phone is also a no-no.

Polamalu was fined ten thousand dollars.....the same as Hawk.

Okay, gang. Let's light into Goodell. And don't be gentle.