I don’t know what a trap game is, otherwise I’d be worried. Can we have Wisenhunt back now? Steelers 27 – 23. Memories.
Foster’s = German for Beer; Beck = German for uh-oh. Panthers by 1.
Denver Broncos at Miami Mahi Mahi
Horses make me mad, but they have tasty poo. Mahi Mahi tastes good, too. Fish by 10.
San Diego Norv Turners at New York Rex Ryans
One’s the Biggest Loser and the other’s Norv Turner. Advantage Jets, but not in the regular season. Norv’s regular season champs by 6.
In honor of the Queen I renamed the teams: Chicago Bulldogs vs. the Tampa Bay Bad Teeth. Bad Teeth by 4.
Donkey Kong Suh will be mad after last week. Pray for Matt Ryan. Lions by 10.
Pete Carroll’s hair looks like a squirrel’s tail. I hate squirrels. Cleveland-team-named-after-a-person-named-after-a-color by 7.
Remember the Alamo? Neither do I, but I remember all the Texans’ injuries. Titans by 3.
Dear Todd Haley: Thank you for keeping our seat warm last year. Sincerely, The Chargers. Raiders by 14.
What the Hell’s a Ponder? At this point, about half a McNabb. Packers by 25.
The Cowboys make me hate them because they’re from Texas. So I’ll pick the Rams.
Manning is selfish. He took his whole team with him when he left. Saints by 21.
Cats and birds! I’ll bring the barbeque sauce. So will T-Sizzle. Ravens by 14.