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A Simple Question and Modest Proposal

Homer sees where Lord God King Roger Goodell fined that bad man Robison of the Minnesota Vikings 20-thousand dollars for kicking that guy on the Vikings in his groin.  Apparently, the Viking guy and his package were not injured.

That's twice what Goodell fined Troy Polamalu, for using a cell phone to tell his wife that he was okay - after Polamalu suffered a head injury and had concussion-like symptoms.

So, if it costs ten thousand dollars to talk to your wife, and twenty thousand to kick a Packer in his pecker, Homer wonders how much it would cost to kick Goodell in his junk. As our friends at Mastercard point out, some things are simply priceless.

Any thoughts, gang?  Please be as immature as you like, but do remember that respectable ladies and children read what you write. So keep the obscenity to only what is necessary for this important topic.

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