Tico the Steeler Dog’s Week 5 Predictions
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. The Steelers just giveth away the football. Steelers by 10 the hard way.
I ate a bear once. Donkey Kong Suh eats bears twice a year. Megatron by 8.
Remember when the Patriots last won a playoff game? Neither do I, but this is the regular season. Patriots by 14.
It rains in Seattle. Rain is like a bath and that makes me hate it. Giants by 20.
All cats have tasty, fluffy meat, but Dalton from Roadhouse beats up Southerners. I saw it on tv. Bengals by 10.
Cam Newton will throw for seven hundred yards. And he’ll lose. How many cats have won the Super Bowl? Denial is spelled C-A-T.
What’s a Kubiak? Somebody made that up. Al Davis’s minions by 5 in the upset.
I shared a kennel at the Washington Area Rescue League with some of Mike Vick’s dogs. Toronto Bills by 456,222.
I’d rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than watch this game. Zoloft by ten.
Vikings have horns, Odin and Thor. Cardinals have Fitzgerald. Advantage: Cardinals.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at San Francisco Rice-a-Roni
Forty-Niners dig for gold. Buccaneers steal it. Tampa Bay by 10.
Horse meat tastes good anytime, but Chargers only taste good during the regular season. Norv’s underachievers by 4.
Green Bay Packers at Atlanta Falcons
Steve Martin coaches the Falcons. We're all going to die.