Steelers v. Ravens

We get the chance to redeem the season sweep and eliminate them once again.  I’d love to see Harbaugh whining and complaining the whole time.  Then Ray Lewis would murder someone (preferably one of his teammates) and go to jail where he belongs.

Steelers v. Cheatriots – AFC Championship

As great as the regular season win was, it’s no redemption.  There is only one way to avenge the past and that is by ending their season at the highest stakes.  But I wouldn’t want to be my undies during this game.

Bengals v. Raiders

The Carson Palmer bowl.  I’d secretly root for another knee blowout to teach him for showing his face around the playoffs again.

Steelers v. Bengals

I’d secretly root for another knee blowout to teach Dalton what we think of facing the Bengals in the playoffs.

Steelers v. Raiders

Renew and re-end an old rivalry.  Kimo von Oelhoffen goes streaking just before the second half begins and trips into Palmer’s knee.

Steelers v. Texans

In Houston Jr.’s first ever playoff game, we promptly put their season in its grave.

Lions v. 49ers

I’d love to see the Lions knock out the 49ers and then Schwartz knock out Harbaugh.  Regarding handshake-gate, Jim S. could have controlled himself, but Jim H. provoked it by behaving like a Harbaugh.  That should become an insult.  Man, what a harbaugh!

49ers v. Packers

The nostalgia bowl.  This was a great playoff rivalry in the 90s.  Despite the Steelers’ postseason woes, I loved that era of football.

Steelers v. Lions – Super Bowl

I like that team.  They were like the Browns, but figured out how to stop sucking.

Steelers v. Packers – Super Bowl

No explanation necessary.

Any playoff matchups you want to see?