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Overheard- Big Ben and BA

Instead of citing the same criticisms as always, I decided to let Arians himself prove why he must go.  I was playing with my radio equipment during the game and I stumbled upon Ben’s headset frequency during the 4th quarter.  Here’s the transcript:

Arians: Ok Ben, let’s run that play where Mike runs past all the defenders while you watch AB…whoa, his name is backwards-my name!  Where was I?  So then you check on Ward right as he gets covered, then run in a couple circles and flip it to the closest guy you see.  What’s that play called again?

Ben: I love it, BA dawg, but Ward’s out with one of those stinging concrusher things.  And don’t you think we should give Rashard his 9th carry of the game?  I mean the run has worked and we are winning.

Arians: Oh yeah, I forgot about Ward.  And I think you mean concussion.  We call those stingers now.

Ben: Yeah that’s it.  So how about that run play?

Arians: Screw the run!  Do the play I told you.  Wait, which one did I tell you?  Just go deep, baby!

Ben: Fine, but if this doesn’t work, I’m going to the no-huddle.

Arians: No, no, no.  After we stop the clock here, then we’re gonna run out the clock.

Ben: Instead of looking deep, can I just toss it to Heath?  Every time I do that, good things happen.

Arians: Oh I’m sorry, does Heath run a sub-3.4 forty like Mike?

Ben: I think you mean a sub-4.3 forty.  Can Heath at least help block for me?

Arians: Man, you don’t know nothin’ about offense.  <clink, clank> You hear that Ben?  It's my super bowl rings saying hello!  Just do what I tell ya!

Ben: I won you those rings, you horse’s a-

Tomlin in the background: RUN THE DAMN BALL! THE STANDARD IS THE STANDARD!

Ben: C’mon BA, be a bro.  Let’s just run out the clock.

Arians: Damnit, son!  Do you want 5000 passing yards this season, or do you want to win some stupid regional game?

Ben: Uh, it’s divisional, and I definitely want to wi-

Arians: Oh shit, Ben! Play clock is running out, go hike the ball!

 

**Apologies to Dr. Spaceman for cramping your style, I won’t repeat it.  The Doc’s stuff is great.  I just wanted to express my disdain for Arians without complaining too much.


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