What a great, great human being Roger Goodell is. Truly a mans, man, in a mans league!.No matter how much the NFL needs Roger Goodell, mankind needs him more. Such a leader! In such difficult times. Able to take on the MEANEST MAN in the whole NFL and win. He hands out suspensions with such grace and charm. A fine to him is only a tool to use, as he establishes his excellent brand of beautiful dictatorship in the NFL. What a man!
top ten reasons Roger Goodell should be president.
10. He has big shoes, but small feet.
9. His knees only shake on game day.
8. Nice hair
7. He dresses himself with such ease.
6. Have you heard his jokes? Mr. Goodell is fuuunnnnnyyyyy.
5. Despite rumors, he is only a social drinker.
4. The crown fits him well.
3. Mr. Goodell is down with the ladies. Women will vote for him cuz of his good looks. Sorry ladies...
2. He is scary, the Chinese won't screw with him.
and the #1 reason why Roger Goodell should be president.
1. He smells so good for a POS dictating MF who (insert Mechem Style Hate). OR Alternate #1
1. He is a snugglebuddy with Pretty Boy Brady.
Humor me with taking a little poll. I don't want to influence the voting. But if THE Roger Goodell was running for President of the US, he would have to resign his position as President of the NFL. I am sure this would break the Steelers heart. The team and us fans love him so much.