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Happy New Year, Mormon Kwanzaa, and Taking a Cab Home

Well, it certainly has been a fun holiday season, with the Steelers in the thick of the playoff chase. Homer has been busy celebrating and wishing everybody a Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, and Happy New Year. He wanted to wish everybody a joyous Ramadan, until someone told him that they switched it to August this year, probably to keep the infidels on their toes. So he's left with Chinese New Year, the MLK holiday, and Mormon Kwanzaa, and whatever. It's all very confusing to me and the guys down at Moe's. So Happy (fill in the blank), everybody!

I hope everybody has a happy and safe holiday season

Homer would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many drinks. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before, I took a cab home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got this one...

Happy New Year, one and all.

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