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An Idea to make the Super Bowl Superer



Recently I've been reading all these dumb retarded articles from reporters going "whaaaaaa it's cold in Texas and OMGWTFBBQ we have to go to the super bowl in whaaahahhh New York in whaaaa 4 years.... whaaaa"

And jesus it's annoying. I'd go to the superbowl if I had to go naked in Alaska if thats what it took. But these pampered pansies get to go free and enjoy luxury boxes and then complain about the cold on their way to their limo.

 

But anyway I hate them guys and they stank. But I had a more interesting idea. What if we could somehow fix the Super Bowl to one spot, solving the endless rotation tease that we know will never land in Pittsburgh, and provide a sort of aura around the Super Bowl?

 

My solution would be to have the game in Hawaii. Now Hawaii would need a new stadium of course. But they have plenty of space. I know, because I was there. 

You could hoast the Pro Bowl, or possibly even do away with it all together. I'd love to see the two events somehow merged into one. Perhaps little stunt challenges with rival players or getting a lot of media comments from other players on the SB.

 

Plus it makes going to the Super Bowl more special. Kinda like how the MVP always goes to Disney World, the two teams can say "we're going to Hawaii" and it really is what they want at the end of the year.

 

Any thoughtages? Pimp Hawaii for the big game every year? Or keep rotating?

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