It's terrible. Worst movie evar. Extremely low budget, but not in a good way. There's literally no redeeming qualities to this movie.
The Woodchipper Massacre.
This movie looks like it's budget was about $20,000. When you think of the word "massacre", how many murders do you expect? This massacre movie has two. Terrible.
This movie gave me a damn headache. Too shaky. I understand that it was supposed to be shot "documentary" style, with a camcorder, but c'mon. You never really see the monster, and the ending was awful. Skip it at all costs.
Welcome to the Jungle
Basically the same movie as Cloverfield, but with cannibals, and worse acting.
I really don't know what to say about this movie. Anyone that's seen it knows why it's here.
Ugh. Tons of naked chicks does not a good movie make. Terrible plot, worse acting.
Can someone please explain to me how Demi Moore was even relevant enough to make this crappy movie?
Um, wow. Not even sure I can convey in text how awful this movie is.
Marlon Wayans has been in some truly terrible movies before, but this one takes the cake. Not even Jeremy Irons could save this movie. Absolute rubbish.
I seriously hate M. Night Shamalamadingdong. His movies are worse than horrid, but The Village is by far his worst. Seriously? A place so isolated that they don't even know they're living in the 21st century? Wow. Whoever green lit this movie needs to be shot.
So, there it is. My Top 10 (in no particular order) absolutely worst movies of all time.
Starsky and Hutch. Does this one need an explanation? No more Owen Wilson/Ben Stiller collaborations please!
Dead Presidents. It's Ocean's 11 without the good writing, plot line and actors. They eventually rob the bank, but in the last 15-20 minutes of the movie.
Epic Movie (but not if you watch it with the "secondary" dialogue option. Basically, it replaces all of Harry Beaver's lines, and inserts burp and fart noises wherever it can. Very crude, but most of the places they inserted the burp and fart noises are pretty damn funny)
Blast from the Past. Alecia Silverstone sucks.
The Crush. Same reason as Blast from the Past. Carey Elwes is terrible in it too.
I got more, but I'm getting bored, and this took me a lot longer than I thought it would. :P