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Today, the Pittsburgh Steelers and Make a Wish Foundation helped a local little boy realize his dream. Frank Mineo, also known as “Milkshake” around his neighborhood because he likes to pour milkshakes down his pants, was treated to a visit to one of Heinz Field’s mens rooms. Milkshake lit up as he repeatedly flushed the urinals while verbally solving complex mathmatical equations. Next on his wish list? A visit to The Spearmint Rhino…So he can count the tiles on the floor.

and would like to participate. Can anyone tell me how to post a picture. I have tried with no luck.

P.S. My avatar is my baby picture so dont waste time trying to find one for me. :-)

Tim Mullhaupt, who will be graduating from the Pittsburgh School for the Fashion Impared, poses for a photo just before he and his mom attend the prom. She agreed to attend on short notice, because his first choice, Miley Cirus, failed to fespond to her invitation. As you can see, Tim will be graduating at the bottom of his class. Tim will be attenting the California School of Beaver Husbandry in the fall. Good luck Tim.

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That quisical look you see on his face is because he just stopped moving for the first time in 98 hours and has no idea how the hell he got out in the middle of the desert. Of course while he’s there, what the hell, he’ill write a ten part essay on the plant behind him.

I loved it.

Anthony Defeo, is charismatic businessman and a developer with a vision, offering investors an opportunity for the chance of a lifetime. But that dream deal quickly soured for financers who say the $600-million project presented by the entrepreneur proved too good to be true. Defeo, who claimed riches from other financial undertakings, convinced them he had the inside track on a casino project with the federal government and an American Indian tribe. The project, he boasted, had received the personal stamp of approval from none other than then-President George W. Bush.

The company said Defeo owes more than $500,000 in unpaid rent and improvements made to an office he leased on Dalcoma Drive in Clinton Township, and is shown here while in box seats at a Steelers game last fall, purchased with embezzled money.

Wyofan. When not spending time with the only ones who understand him, his cows, he likes to spend his time mudding, shooting of his guns and chasing down atheists with a baseball bat.

the kangaroos actually like to fight – no one was forcing them. In fact, it is almost impossible to STOP a kangaroo from fighting. That’s why they died out in PA – not enough space.

Here we have WVPiratesfan sitting in his back yard last year the night WVU defeated Kentucky in the regional finals and clinched their first trip to the Final Four since 1959. When asked to comment on it, he said, “That game was tonight?”

Worldtrip

Everytime I see Worldtrip put someone back in their place, I think of this face

Speaking of which, havent seen him in awhile

but after being friends with them on facebook, and having some great conversations through text message with slash, I have realized that I can’t come up with anything that wouldn’t be believable.

Yeah, I thought it was about the baseball team too. And, I thought he was from West Virginia, but, turns out, WV stands for “White Voodoo”, his all piccolo death metal band. Unfortunately, he dissapeared shortly after this picture was taken while on vacation in Somolia. His last known word was, “Arrrg”. An intense one man phone inquiry is in progress to locate him.

Hombre de Acero is currently residing in a small village on the coast of Patagonia. He is a Mexican ex-pat, and relocated to Argentina for the beef and a great deal on a ‘home.’ Aside from cheering his Steelers on from his one room corrugated metal shack, he is training to be the first to swim from Rio Gallegos to the Falkland Islands in the winter. He was given his nickname, Hombre de Acero, while sinking to the bottom of his neighbor’s pool during a party. It was then that he decided to swim to the Falklands, because he’d never been there.

His other life long dream is to build a Steelers bar made entirely of Cor-Ten steel, overlooking the coast, but Astro turf is really difficult to find (no self respecting soccer player would play on artificial turf as opposed to a dirt field covered in broken glass), building materials are scarce, and there are no roads to his house. His efforts have been met with resistance (¿Que coño es arrozlisburger?") even though he would serve wine and Dos Equis instead of Iron City, and nobody really understands "Estas en Steelers Campo."

He can be seen roaming the beach twirling his terrible towel screaming "¡Aqui nos vamos stillers, Vámanos!"

Born with a growth hormone disorder, Minihulk has had difficulty in her short life. Despite the setback, she is rapidly gaining popularity in her town, and making short strides in dwarf relations. Fingerlakes NY has named her "Biggest Little Girl in Texas" even though it’s not Texas (She hates the Cowboys). She coaches midget football when she is not performing her finger puppet show, and manages Golds Gym. She holds the record for the snatch in her weight class, but dispels rumors she is taking HGH.

She is thinking of taking "Finger Steelers take Manhattan" on the road, and hopes to perform an abbreviated version during halftime of the 2011 Super Bowl. Her hobbies include eating bacon and chicken fingers, painting little steeler logos on her friends fingernails, miniature golf, and green painting.

Yep he is actually a bird that can’t fly. Need I say more.

I once called him the Forrest Gump of BTSC, and it’s true. He was the guy who told the Chief that the Immaculate Reception occured, gave Franco rides to practice and many other moments that I can’t remember off the top of my head.

This is Ms Rollet’s publicity shot. She has been the talk of the town since she introduced her snake stripping routine at "The Chamber," although local religious leaders have condemned it as "detrimental to our social fabric and the morality of our community." They are in quite the conundrum, as parishioners of Sacred Steel Church (where she is the organist and Sunday bake sale organizer) were completely unaware of her nocturnal activities. Ms Rollet considers her show "biblical performance art."

She also keeps busy by sparring with local female MMA participants (she holds a black belt), organizes amateur bouts, and continues to write for "Strippers Weekly" detailing the history of nudity and cabaret. When asked about her tattoo, the Steelers organization responded with "No comment," even though several players have been spotted at the club. She denies rumors that Willie Colon has proposed to her several times, but admits to an ongoing relationship with the former Steelers place kicker, Jeff Reed.

You can catch her at 10:30 pm and 12:30 am nightly, except Sundays.