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A Breakdown of the 32 Teams Using the Most Awesome Name Stat. AFC East Edition




You may remember my Most Awesome Name Stat that I came up with before Super Bowl XLV,if you don't here is the link to it. Now without further adieu lets break down the teams.

First up the Bills and their FB Jehuu Caulcrick. First things First he is From Libera, which is in Africa in case you were wondering, This is an amazing name on so many levels I mean think about it, do you really want a guy named Jehuu running at you because I don't. This is a solid 8/10 on the MANS. Then there is one of their receivers Naaman Roosevelt, I have no idea how you pronounce his first name I know its either Na-man or Na-mon. This gets a good solid 7/10. Mansfield Wrotto a guard for the Bills is also from Libera, which is also the only country other than the USA to have its capital named after a US President it's capital Monrovia, I guess the Bills found the new pipeline of halfway decent players and it is Libera and this is a fairly awesome name that gets a 9/10.

Now onto the Dolphins. Lousaka Polite their full back must always be on his best manners. For those of you who are PITT fans, and yes we WVU fan know what you eat, have known about this names greatness for some time now. This gets a 8/10 and just remember everytime he knocks a LB out of the hole he says I'm sorry afterwards. Ikaika Alama-Francis is a 290 OLB, yep you read that right, is one what will be many Samoan/Polynesian players to make this list. First off the name Ikaika is just an awesome name by itself, then you add a sweet hyphenation that just puts it over the top. 10/10. Koa Misi this guy just has a sweet name I mean its short simple and to the point. That and I don't have much else to say about it 7/10.

The Pats-ies, really they only have two Rob Gronkowski and Nick Kaczur. Both of these names get a 8/10.

The J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK. John Conner, on the surface not that cool of a name. Until you realize he is the person that takes down the Terminator. that alone gets a 10/10 suck it Skynet. Vladimir Ducasse, ok anytime I think of the name Vladimir I think Vlad the Impaler who was a Medieval Times badass. Then you add Ducasse which makes you want to run and hide in fear for your life, because that sounds like some sort crazy sword wielding French dude. 9/10. D'Brickashaw Ferguson, his name is D'Brickashaw need I say more. 9/10. Ropati Pitoitua, yeah I got nothing to add about a name this awesome. 10/10

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