Time to put away the Hedgetrimmers and stash the hookers and coke before your mom comes downstairs and busts ya!
Hows that for an opening?
Sweed is out. appearently John Clay is Still in. John Clay? Glad you asked, Whats up with athletes not being "motivated" these days? Good lord have Mercy. Johnathan "Im fat and didnt know when the lockout was ending" Dwyer? WTF MATE!! Im Seriously downtrodden to the unfortunate incident of Baron Batch. Although.. was I the only one who felt as if I was Kinda cheating on Issac Redman while lusting over That young, sexy, fast and intelligent stallion named Batch? Sorry Issac Its just been a long offseason and I have pent up football built up in my Football sack that was misguided. Im sorry and I shall not doubt your stallioness again.
Practice up! winner this year gets an Autographed Redman Jerzey Coutesy of Michael Bean!! ; ) lol