Since I can't do any game Drivebys, I smuggled my guns out of the house and will do a sports news Driveby. These will be bullets of random nature meant to be humorous. They are meant for discussion as well.
1. Animal Planet News: Cincinnati still reeling after Tiger gets mauled by a Lion. Developments materialized after Lion Suhed Tiger named Dalton.
2. US News: Patriots suffer dizziness after being knocked in the Woodhead by a Pirate.
3. Weather: Miami Hurricane has been downgraded to a Tropical "Depression". Could die out before making land fall. Tropical Storm Nevin blew cold wins over Miami and stole it's energy.
4. Golf News: After going to rehab Tiger having score problems.
5. Steelers News: Sweed dropped
6. International: Chinese Rockets bombard Georgetown
7. College: Nut gets a draft but feels the pain of being suspended for 5 weeks.
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