Stoolers vs Ratbirds! This Sunday! Our team has gotten better this offseason. We have superfast Lee Evans. We also have the best unibrow you guys have ever seen. We let go of our old players because they were a liability.
Why will we win? Because we wear purple. And our mascot is a bird. A scavenger bird that is notorious for pooping on steel. Your defense is old. You guys are thin at CB. We have Smith a first rounder(so you know he is good) and Ed Reed who Intercepts ball like crazy. And he has a cool homeless beard. We also have a mountain on our oline and a movie star. Mckinnie is sooo BIG Harrison looks like gary coleman next to Shaq. Oher is soo good at LT the he has been put on RT.
If it wasnt for a dropped td catch from Johnson, and a blown ref call in Miami you guys would be behind us in the standing and we would have been in the Super Bowl. Well ask questionS about our stankin team. and remember ...