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Top Ten WTF Tweets From Pro Athletes



This twitter thing is kind of cool.  I mean, who doesn't want to know what Anthony Gray is having for dinner, complete with pictures?  Or  what music Crezdon Butler is currently listening to? If you are really a fan, you just gotta know.

Some guys, like Ryan Clark have contests to win tickets and will give away authographs.  Others willingly interact with you.  Troy P. once dmed me a happy birthday to my daughter, which was cool.

But from time to time, the athletes I follow tweet odd or out of context verbage that I have a difficult time translating.

What follows are actual tweets from athletes I currently follow (spelling, capitalization, grammar and punctuation is theirs, not mine).

 

10.  "Everytime I look at my Oomf picture my eyes get wide open"--Curtis Brown

9.  "Aye, do tittieboi twochainzz got twitter"--Darnell Dockett

8.  "Just made some bomb ass Rotel"-- Anthony Gray

7.  "I'm good!  I'm Gucci!"-- Marcus Gilbert

6.  "Your my boo thang"-- Crezdon Butler

5.  "He peed the house today.  he on punishment now  lol"  --Isaac Redman

4.  "chillin Sis grindin it time to get that money."--Mike Wallace

3.  "Ive worn my cargo shorts so much they can stand up by themselves"-- Chad Ochocinco

2.  "no bs.  just bought a tee shirt  the chit so cold I went home and put it in the freeza. #swaggin."-- Ike Taylor

1.  "ATL  WHAT IT LOOK LIKE!! DOES MY THANG IN DA "A".  we out chea  shawty** "-- Desean Jackson

 


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