Bungals back to old tricks
by mooski on Sep 22, 2011 10:24 AM EDT
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2 Bengals are in big trouble for having about 8 lbs of marijuana. espn hasn't broken news yet but it's all over local Cincinnati news. This link below explains what's going on but the more surprising (actually probably not that surprising) is that they are boht playing this weekend. Players involved are jerome simpson and anthony collins. thought i would share with steeler nation so we can laugh at these predictable criminals
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110921/NEWS010701/110921057
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Eh
I’m not naive enough to believe that a significant of NFL players don’t smoke weed. Although, 2.5 lbs? WTF?!
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Why the hell do you need to sell weed when you are an NFL player?
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by John Stephens on Sep 22, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Multiple Revenue Streams
they had it all ready to sell in anticiplation of the Lockout, they figure hey, we got it now might as well sell it!!!
I love the Steelers.
by tannofsteel84 on Sep 22, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
That is one of the things they teach at the Rookie Symposium
you have to have a plan for after football. Kudos to these guys for putting it in to action early. These two are definitley go-getters.
by indianasteelers on Sep 22, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 22, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Great commentary by you sir
I award thee a rec.
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Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
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Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...
by StoneColdSteel on Sep 23, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't for a second believe that he was trying to sell weed
it is much more likely that a hoodlum ‘hanger on" convinced him to put his name on it so it wouldn’t be “hot”
either that, or he just did it on his own, without caring about Simpson
Need the money...
With the sharp increase of fines being given out, the average player may end up losing money by the end of the season.
by Steeler Fan in Saudi on Sep 23, 2011 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions
he may just be the supplier for the team. like you said, most NFL players smoke weed, but I doubt most NFL players know where to get good sticky cali shit. pool money and buy a lb, each player gets several ounces and they’re set for a while.
probably true
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by John Stephens on Sep 25, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions
If you played for the Bungles...
…wouldn’t YOU need something to ease the pain?
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by PaVaSteeler on Sep 22, 2011 11:26 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Just another reason
why Carson Palmer is sitting at home retired.
Who in their right mind would stay with this team beyond thier initial contract.
Probably give another team a “get out of Cincinnati” discount.
Par for the course
Almost every year, one or more Bungle players get in trouble with the law. That’s what chronic losing does to your team.
It all makes sense
I think someone told these Bungals that doping would give them a better chance to win.
It's medicinal
To ease the nauseous feeling they get when watching their starters play. It helps them get their appetite back after they have been eating dirt all game.
like so.....uh....hey dude
is it the uhm….bungals or bungles? Like I uh…..just gotta know man……..
what were we talking about : )
I hear they got caught
because Holmes had them on speed dial.
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by PixburghArn on Sep 22, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Whoops!
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"No"
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by Steeler fan of MN on Sep 22, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
Thats a lot of green. Seriously. So uh….what happens to it now >_>
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by Michael Hewitt on Sep 22, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
haven't you seen that extremely accurate cop documentary
Called Super Troopers? They smoke it and watch Johnny Chimpo
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by John Stephens on Sep 23, 2011 8:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Burning all the evidence….slowly…one bit at a time
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by Michael Hewitt on Sep 24, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
They really should consider blowing that organization up and starting over. I wonder if Goodell can suspend Brown for being the worst owner a team could ever have and being detrimental to the NFL? Big fine… cha-friggin-ching.
HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."
hell no.
he still brings in 1/32nd of the income…you really think God-el (an attempted mix of Goodell and Superman…) turn on that?
no…he’s hell bent on getting chump change (relatively) back from his slaves that he’s forced to pay through those awful unions.
he don’t care about bad behavior, or whatever the hell you call what Brown has done with that franchise…he cares about getting as much money back from the players as possible, and making defense a non factor, so every prime time game has a score of around 45-42…that way all the fantasy nerds are happy, the women are happy because no big bad meanies hurt anyone,that satisfies all the requirements of the new fans, and as a result an old school football team like the Steelers are far less likely to be successful.
what a joy
The bad thing though..is it didn’t work…and the Steelers still managed to win twice,go to the dance thrice, and spit in God-el’s face..twice.
But yeah…no way on earth God-el would ever step on his bosses toes (the owners, he’s their prison bitch)
not happening
So when it it appropriate to fine a franchise, then?
HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."
When Deebo gets one.
"They timed it perfectly, they just went too soon." - Darrell Waltrip commenting on an illegal restart.
by alfresco on Sep 23, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ha!
This made me laugh..lol
HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."
if it could actually happen
It’s always appropriate to fine the Bengals for what they do (not try to win, hire everyone in the league with a record) and before 2 years ago, the Lions should have been able to be fined. Possibly Cleveland as well
cha-friggin-ching
Massage parlor ringtone?
"They timed it perfectly, they just went too soon." - Darrell Waltrip commenting on an illegal restart.
Roger Goodell's.
HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."
Benson got suspended!
Finally Cedrick Benson got 3 games. Shoulda been more, and it’s a weird number and time.
I have to imagine he’s involved in something new. Wouldn’t make sense to do it now.
And yeah 8 pounds of pot is probably what it would take to make the entire team forget how shitty they are.
guess i have to adjust my fantasy roster
"Franco made that play because he never quit on the play. He kept running, he kept hustling. Good things happen to people who hustle."
He's playing this week
His appeal is heard Tuesday.
Always check the ESPN division blogs for fast info on the latest. It manages to group em by division so you don’t gotta sift through every single team.
Bam Morris and Nate Newton
This just in: Bam “the bong” Morris and Nate “two-tons-of-weed” Newton have signed with the Bengals. More as the story develops…
by Brett Cottrell on Sep 23, 2011 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
I hear the package was sent from a person with the name C. Palmer
This person sent out a female counterpart to obtain the package, for fear of it getting intercepted through air travel. Though this was a safer option, the package was still intercepted, just the many in a long line of intercepted and returned packages from one C. Palmer.
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Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...
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