Things More Important to the Ravens than Flacco

You forgot

21. Complaining about officiating
22. Avoiding being flagged/fined for illegal hits
23. Ray Lewis dancing
24. Perceived Pro Bowl/All Pro snubs
25. Reed vs Polamalu debate

by HandsofSweed on Jan 15, 2012 3:42 PM EST reply actions

I need to recalculate

Ray Lewis’ dancing is definitely huge.

Some others that need further consideration:
The Blindside
Leigh Anne Tuohy as played by Sandra Bullock
Pornstaches
The Color Purple by Alice Walker

by 13thieves on Jan 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions

pure evil also

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

Franco Harris:
"If I had to choose today between the moral integrity and character of Joe Paterno and the politicians and commentators criticizing him, I would pick Joe Paterno, hands down, no contest every time."

by showtime on Jan 16, 2012 6:41 AM EST up reply actions

26. Chop Blocks

Who's laughing now, O Line??? Ben Roethlisberger (from the Podium) to his O-Line and the world in Superbowl XLIII

by SteeladyinVA on Jan 16, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions

LOL

Good stuff

Can I get some hot sauce for my doughnut?

by FrankWyt on Jan 15, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions

20 things?

That’s it? There are at least 40 lol.

"If you havin' dragon problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 arrows but my knee took one."

by Riddlah. on Jan 15, 2012 5:49 PM EST reply actions

Still would rather see ravens in SB than Uggs and his cheating coach

by Majabe on Jan 15, 2012 6:34 PM EST reply actions

I would like to see the Ravens lose in the fox and then the Pats lose to the Giants in the superbowl after the wicked prick of the west loses at home in the dumper they call candlestick. In short, a Pats vs Giants rematch with same result.

I'd sooner get Flacco'd out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by steeltech on Jan 15, 2012 8:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions

+85

David Tyree’s number, if memory serves me right.

Fly by night, away from here
Change my life again
Fly by night, goodbye my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend
RUSH

by Flying Polamalus on Jan 16, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions

Ditto

One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.

by samliam on Jan 17, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs

+7

United we Stand, melded like Steel
To Roger Goodell, We'll never Yield.

by PaVaSteeler on Jan 17, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions

Only one thing left to do with glee

hope for a Super Bowl win, by the NFC

"They timed it perfectly, they just went too soon." - Darrell Waltrip commenting on an illegal restart.

by alfresco on Jan 15, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions

I was going to go over to the Houston blog and give them my congrats for a good season, then… I remembered that they weren’t exactly the greatest group of fans we’ve ever welcomed to BTSC. So instead, I’ll just say: Here’s the salt. You know what to do with it.

HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."

by 1BlkGldFan on Jan 15, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions

Rub in wound? Lick before lemon? Spread upon ground so nothing grows again?

Fly by night, away from here
Change my life again
Fly by night, goodbye my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend
RUSH

by Flying Polamalus on Jan 16, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions

Those are fine options too.

HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."

by 1BlkGldFan on Jan 16, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions

toss over left sholder.

If you buy a foreign made product you give money to a person who will not be buying an American made product that you get paid to make. Think about it next time you're at the store.

by SNW on Jan 17, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions

If Houston had an average QB

The Ravens would have lost today. Here are some things you forgot from the list:

21. Crabcakes
22. Crabs from the Baltimore cheerleaders
23. Ray Lewis’ knife
24. Cut blocks that should be illegal
25. Tory Smith’s hands
26. Lee Evan’s speed

by SteelheadOH on Jan 15, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions

yum

crabcakes

anyone trying to contact me via my yahoo account should be aware it has been hacked

by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Jan 16, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions

Maybe a definitive list is in order

Here’s a couple more:

Inferiority Complex to the Steelers (easy top 10)
Eyeblack
The Ugly Stick
Cleatus

by 13thieves on Jan 16, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions

The Texans got beat worse in the first game with their real QB

Add to list

21. Sweeping Steelers
22. Watching Big Ben limp around like a wounded dog
23. Watching Steelers get Tebowed
24. Becoming AFC North Champs
25. Sweeping 3 Playoff teams: Bengals, Texans, & Steelers

This is our year!

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by RavensBlogger on Jan 17, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions

All of those are mor eimportant than Flacco

wow, I never knew that. Flacco must really be hated in Baltimore

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Clemson should've stopped turning the ball over" Dana Holgorsen when asked about running up the score in the Orange Bowl

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 18, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions

I saw nothing about winning a super bowl

I find that really interesting. Are you people in Baltimore really that short-sighted? After having been to Baltimore, I will just go ahead and say Yes.

You seem more focused on the Steelers than anything else, including an actual super bowl win. That’s hilarious to me.

One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.

by samliam on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions

Yep, yesterday Flacco was...

well …Flacco. Of course, as long as Cam is our OC down here, he ranks as the Ravens’ biggest boat anchor. You Steeler fans can take heart as long as Cam sticks around.

by Trailblazer22 on Jan 16, 2012 10:29 AM EST reply actions

Is Joe as married to Cam as Ben seems to be to Arians?

i.e. the perfect puppet union?

Fly by night, away from here
Change my life again
Fly by night, goodbye my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend
RUSH

by Flying Polamalus on Jan 16, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions

Cam's Offense is Brilliant

In fact, I emailed him asking for his playbook and here’s what he sent me:

Hand off Ray Rice
Hand off Ray Rice
Screen to Ray Rice
Chew out Ref for not calling ticky-tack foul
Check down to Ray Rice
Deep Pass for Interference Call

It’s like the haiku of offensive schemes. Beautiful thing, really.

by 13thieves on Jan 16, 2012 1:46 PM EST reply actions

I think he gave you the wrong book to throw you off. Part of the reason he’s so stupid is because he doesn’t use Rice nearly enough. I know this is an extreme case, but he had five caries against either Jax or Sea
He’s my favorite Raven by far

Can I get some hot sauce for my doughnut?

by FrankWyt on Jan 16, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions

and they lost those games

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Clemson should've stopped turning the ball over" Dana Holgorsen when asked about running up the score in the Orange Bowl

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 16, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions

In Defense of Cam

The gameplan for Jax and Sea was:

Let’s Give Ray Rice a Day Off
Try Not To Run Ray Rice Into the Ground Against the Worst Teams in Football
Trust Me We Can Win Without Ray Rice
Oh Shit, Joe Flacco
Is it Too Late To Run Ray Rice?

by 13thieves on Jan 16, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions

That's great.

Seriously, that would be even funnier if it wasn’t so disturbingly accurate.

by HandsofSweed on Jan 16, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions

Trent Flacco

That’s what I’m calling him from now on

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Clemson should've stopped turning the ball over" Dana Holgorsen when asked about running up the score in the Orange Bowl

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 16, 2012 2:37 PM EST reply actions

Joe Dilcco.

That is all.

by HandsofSweed on Jan 16, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions

Joe flacco's very own fu-manchu is more important

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

Franco Harris:
"If I had to choose today between the moral integrity and character of Joe Paterno and the politicians and commentators criticizing him, I would pick Joe Paterno, hands down, no contest every time."

by showtime on Jan 16, 2012 7:49 PM EST reply actions

and his uhhhhh strange connection he has with his …..umm..tight end, that did the same thing
isn’t that cute?

Can I get some hot sauce for my doughnut?

by FrankWyt on Jan 16, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions

I hate joe flacco

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

Franco Harris:
"If I had to choose today between the moral integrity and character of Joe Paterno and the politicians and commentators criticizing him, I would pick Joe Paterno, hands down, no contest every time."

by showtime on Jan 17, 2012 6:44 AM EST up reply actions

Everytime I see Joe Flacco drop back he is what I think he is thinking

(drops back)
“Okay good made it back now wheres Ray Rice”
“Oh shit he blocking why the fuck is he blocking?”
" There’s Boldin who doesn’t have position on the DB…I probably shouldn’t throw it"
“Perfect position for a PI though”
(throws it and Boldin catches is one handed or something)
“He caught it how? Oh well act like I meant to do that”
or
(throws it and doesn’t catch it)
“Where is the PI?…there it is! Who need to complete passes when you can get fifty yards just like that…genius”

Huge fan of the Steelers. (that includes "Steelers West")
"If I could start my life over again, I would be a professional football player and you better damn well believe a Pittsburgh Steeler!"- Jack Lambert

by Steel34D on Jan 17, 2012 12:30 AM EST reply actions

How did this unimportant guy

sweep you guys?

Formerly 88Keys

by RantinRaven on Jan 19, 2012 5:43 PM EST reply actions

I feel like you’ve missed the point. By the way, that guy didn’t sweep us.

Can I get some hot sauce for my doughnut?

by FrankWyt on Jan 19, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions

Yes that is true and I agree.

the point of the post is humor with a message. And my reply was really humor too. In fact, I was cracking up reading all of the posts in this thread. No, Joe did not sweep you any more than Big Ben has ever swept anyone. Here in the AFC North, we have teams composed of players with assignments. I’ll take that over teams with pretty boy QBs or Teams built totally around QBs any day. Look at the Manningless Colts (nothing against Manning BTW). And look at the teams with the great QBs other than New England. They are out.

Formerly 88Keys

by RantinRaven on Jan 19, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions