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Hines Ward isn't dead yet !

Steeler's Management: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Steeler's Fans: Here's one.
Steeler's Management: That'll be ninepence.
Hines Ward: I'm not dead.
Steeler's Management: What?
Steeler's Fans. There's your ninepence.
Hines Ward: I'm not dead.
Steeler's Management: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Steeler's Fans: Yes he is.
Hines Ward: I'm not.
Steeler's Management:He isn't.
Steeler's Fans: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Hines Ward: I'm getting better.
Steeler's Fans: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Steeler's Management: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Hines Ward: I don't want to go on the cart.
Steeler's Fans: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Steeler's Management: I can't take him.
Hines Ward: I feel fine.
Steeler's Fans: Oh, do me a favor.
Steeler's Management: I can't.
Steeler's Fans: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Steeler's Management: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Steeler's Fans: Well, when's your next round?
Steeler's Management: Thursday.
Hines Ward:I think I'll go for a walk.
Steeler's Fans: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Hines Ward: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Steeler's Fans: Ah, thank you very much.
Steeler's Management: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Steeler's Fans: Right.


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