Here's the home games:

Baltimore: Exciting, as always

Cincinnati: Meh

Kansas City: Zzzzzzzz..

San Diego: Might be good

Philadelphia: "Dream Team" meets a real team

Washington: Easy

Cleveland: Well....bacon?

New York Jets: Defense...Sanchez Sandwich, anyone?

Here's the away games:

Baltimore: Again, exciting

Cincinnati: Eh

Cleveland: Wait, they still have fans?

Denver: When Tebow meets Taylor

Oakland: I'll be in the stands, let ya'll know later

Dallas: Tony Who knows

New York Giants: Fun, looking forward to this one

Tennessee: Stomp a Titan and win a cookie

Well, there ya go. Time and dates to be determined