I haven’t picked games recently because I’ve been recovering from getting Tebow-ed. Oh, lord did that suck. I didn’t wear my Steelers collar for a week! I tried everything to feel better – I ate three cats and berated two police horses – my person even made squirrel stew, but nothing helped. It’s time to move on….by realigning the NFL. I don’t understand the current divisions, they’re stupid and make me hate Roger Goodell. Here we go.
Blue Collar Division Steelers, Packers, Forty-Niners, Patriots 18 Super Bowl titles. If you want to win, name your team after people who bring their lunch buckets…and a can of whup ass.
Teams named after People Division Cleveland Browns The Jets The Chiefs The Jets were named after a bad 80s band or thugs from West Side Story. Who can say? The Chiefs were named after Steelers founder Art Rooney. The Rooney family thanks Kansas City for the recognition.
Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous People’s Team Division Redskins From where the sun now stands, they will win no more forever.
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