I opened my big mouth at half time and told a certain BTSC faithful that if the Steelers
lose I would write a Doom and Gloom post. Sigh.........well here I am typing stuff that goes completely against my grain. Open mouth insert foot. I will try to make this as believable as possible. dogthebus, the world hasn't come to an end. If you are gonna live by principles sometimes you gotta do things you would rather not. We still got a couple of months til 12/21/12. Well here goes.
Since the format change it doesn't seem that I can place spacing between paragraphs so this should be all jumbled up like a good Doom and Gloom post should be. I will differentiate topics by numbers.
1. Mike Tomlin sucks as a head coach. Screw the one SB ring he got. The dude can't coach and is living off players Cowher brought in. Dude needs to quit being a ^$&*&^% cheerleader and start coaching. He is a players coach and that ain't working. Time to start getting into some guys faces and quit trying to be their *^*&^*& buddy.
2. Defense, you call this a defense. They are old and no good anymore. Wow this is tough. Whew.... ok......Warren Sapp
is right, these guys best days are behind them. Ike Taylor
take your big contract and stick it where the sun don't shine. Hampton didn't look bad for a worn out overweight shell of his former self. The defense couldn't stop the worst team in the league and no I don't mean the team they face in practice each week. I am saying they couldn't stop the Titan. Good grief!
3. Time to misspell some stuff. Ben Retlhbugger couldnt' lace Bradshoes sneakers. Running game? It seems while Ben Rotlhismugger can't pass he is our best running back. The other guys couldn't start in the loungerie league. Wide recievars? Ha! Those dudes couldn't catch a softball thrown by a lottle leegue pitcher covered in glue.
4. Suishammer, make that Suishmisser. He let me down for the first time with my bonafide method of using the force to get his kicks through the upright. Way to go dude. Do you ever think about how that effect me the fan, when you shotleg a kick like that. how am I supposed to face my buddies in the morning. Oh ^%^%$ it, I ain't got no buddies anyway because people don't wanna hang out with me cause my glass is alway half full. Nah completley empty.
5. Playoffs, playoffs, anybody mentions playoffs, I am gonna slap myself upside the back of the head. Only playoff this poor escuse for a Steeler team is gonna be in is in the Moans for Jones.
Thats about it, hopefully my debt is paid in full. because that is the worst I cn do.