I'll come out when the Steelers stop losing to bad teams.
: Steelers couldn’t hold a fourth quarter lead against the Second Grade All-Stars. Luckily, we’re playing the Bengals. Steelers by 10. Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals
:Jeff Fisher isn’t afraid of Mike "Mayor McCheese" McCarthy. Fisher’s got chunks of guys like McCarthy in his stool. Green Bay Packers at St. Louis Rams
Chunks of guys like you in my stool
NY : Rex Ryan has serious mental issues. He’s having delusions of competence. Patriots by 10. Jets at New England Patriots
: I went to a haunted house and saw the Arizona offensive line. Scariest thing I ever saw. Worse than American Idol. Vikings by 7. Arizona Cardinals at Minnesota Vikings
: We’ll miss Mike Holmgren and the way he used the draft to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Mostly, we’ll miss the guaranteed victories. Colts by 8. Cleveland Browns at Indianapolis Colts
: No Baltimore Ravens at Houston Texans Ray Lewis. No Lardarius Webb. No T-Sizzle. No chance. Houston, they have a problem. Texans by 15.
: What’s the difference between Jerry Jones and Las Vegas? One’s all glitz and no substance. The other is Las Vegas. Panthers by 4. Dallas Cowboys at Carolina Panthers
: "It’s RG3PO, and he’s holding a thermal detonator!" Redskins by 10. Washington Redskins at NY Giants
: The Lions disappeared quicker than Pauly Shore’s career. Bears by 20. Detroit Lions at Chicago Bears
: Some Bills aren’t losers – Cosby, Clinton, Dollar, Gates, Mr., Cowher, Cody, but I know 53 of them who are. Titans by 2. Tennessee Titans at Buffalo Bills
: I watched the 49ers debacle last week. I hadn’t seen anything that bad since Twilight. Seahawks by2. Seattle Seahawks at San Francisco 49ers
: Sorry, Saints fans. Goodell by 10. New Orleans Saints at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
: Do you remember when these teams mattered? Neither do I. Raiders by 4. Jacksonville Jaguars at Oakland Raiders
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