Miami 34, Buffalo 31

Smooth Jimmy really has no idea why this game will be high scoring. He just knows that picking any other way is wrong at least 52 percent of the time.

Atlanta 27, Arizona 13

Cleveland 17, Dallas 10

Oh yes, Brandon Weeden is going to have that signature game to make all Browns fans get super excited and start talking trash about how they're going to run the Steelers out of town in Week 12. We shall see...

Green Bay 31, Detroit 28

It will be interesting to see what the Packers will pretend to put out there on the defensive side of the ball in the absence of TV commercial personality and outside linebacker Clay Matthews.

Kansas City 10, Cincinnati 9

The Chiefs find a way to get that last scoring drive without giving up one to the other team.

St. Louis 30, Jets 10

Do you see Rex Ryan lasting through the season? Only someone who actively makes sure every camera is on him allows a team that lost its two best players (Santonio Holmes and Darrelle Revis) to be overshadowed and blamed for failure less often than the decision to trade for a back-up quarterback this offseason.

Washington 27, Phildelphia 18

Tampa Bay 37, Carolina 17

Ron Rivera's ass is getting nice and toasty right about now.

Houston 17, Jacksonville 13

Smooth Jimmy gets a weird feeling this will be one of those tough divisional games in which the difference on paper between the two teams means nothing at all. Jimmy picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

New Orleans 26, Oakland 20

Denver 20, San Diego 17

Indianapolis 24, New England 21

Pittsburgh 20, Baltimore 17

Oh yes. It's happening (Pittsburgh Steelers tickets)

San Francisco 27, Chicago 10