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Ohio is slowly disappearing

Ohio is sinking into the depths of the underworld.

According to this^ link, more and more sinkholes are showing their faces in the state of (confusion) Ohio.

It seems that the entire state is going the way of every professional sports team that makes their homes in that dismal state.

Not only are they showing up in Cleveland, but in Cincinnati as well, proving once and for all even God hates the Bengals and Browns. And the Reds...Cavaliers...Indians...

Maybe the river fire undermined the whole region, creating gas pockets not made by crybaby Browns fans.

The best part, to me, in all this is that Ohio's government had this to say about the sinkholes:

Ohio Has Sinkholes"..They say Jump In!!

To be fair (and I don't know why I feel I should...But there it is...) they were referring to this particular crater in the earth

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via ts3.mm.bing.net

Those are trees, not bushes...Damn that thing's big.

Hilarious. Maybe that's where all the Bengals and Browns fans go when their teams fail to win anything every...Stinking...Year.

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