Mike Tomlin is sitting in his office with Big Ben playing poker. Phone rings and coach answers. "Yes, Todd. It's me. Who the F you think it was gonna be. Yes Todd, I think it's a good idea"
While Tomlin is answering the phone Ben changes his hand from the deck.
After ending the conversation, Tomlin looks at Ben and says: Well Ben, I think its time for me to inroduce you to Todd. He's gonna be in a couple of minutes. Ben after reraising Tomlin's bet, casually says All right coach T. Whatever you say.
MT: "hmmm.... are you sure what you're doing by reraising me? I wouldn't mind taking your cash though. I call. Full house baby, gimme ma money."
Big Ben showing his straight flush: "Sorry coach. I'd rather take yours."
MT: "Oh well, here's your 59 cents. But I'll get back to you"
There is a knock at the door. Haley enters.
MT: Ben, I formally introduce you to Mr. Haley. Your new offensive coordinator.
TH: Hi Ben, nice to see you.
BB in a passive angry voice: Hello.
MT: Ben, I think, its best if you two will get to know each other well. So, I'll leave you guys here. I think it's best if you guys come to an agreement on our offensive philosophy and we'll move forward from there. How's that sound?
BB: Whatever you say coach.
Tomlin leaves the office and at the door says to Haley: Todd, don't play poker with Ben.
TH: Ben, I think we can talk a lot of things about football. But I wanted to start our relations in a cordial way.
BB: Ok Mr Haley, let's see if the media was right about your people skills.
TH: You don't wanna go there Ben. I wouldn't wanna talk about your raping skills. See, it's already getting messed up. Let's start over. Ben, my name is Todd Haley. And I'm your new offensive coordinator. I know a cure for 2 things which media talks about you, number one being - You are not a true passer, and number two being - You are not a true role model. The cure for these talks to stop is to win Superbowl and MVP of the league award. And I'll do my best to help you get those babies. How's that sound to you?
BB after thinking it over: Ok Sir, I think we can screw BA if we'll be able to do that.